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1. You still don't understand that 10,000 bright futures are not worth a gift with you.

The strongest wine I have ever drunk is your tenderness burning in my chest.

Later, I heard that you have a new lover. Since then, my hero has been fighting for another girl, and blood has been spilled everywhere.

It's nice to have someone you like. Sunny days are suitable for meeting and rainy days are suitable for missing.

No matter how many times we have quarreled, we will eventually make up because we can't bear to part, which is really good.

6. I really miss you and want to sleep with you, but I want to wake up with you more.

7. You can imagine a handsome man, a rich man or even a family background, but you can never imagine a person being kind to you. Handsome, rich and social status, these things are objective social hardware and tangible, but if you want someone to be nice to you, it's really stupid. Once he doesn't want to be nice to you, then you have nothing.

Do you treat me like a beauty? Sorry, I just want to sleep with you.

How many people fall in love as beautiful women?

Recently, a colleague suddenly took a leave of absence, only to find that her crush on Xiao Xia was married and flew to Japan to attend his wedding. In fact, she should have been wearing the bride's dress.

Colleagues and kids met at a job fair. Because of his failure in job hunting, Xiao decided to go abroad for further study, while his colleagues came into his life as good friends. Because Xiao is kind, has a wide range of friends, and of course has some female friends, his colleagues have always regarded him as their confidante and dare not cross the line.

After he went abroad, he felt very confused and miserable because of the time difference and geographical relationship. His colleagues wait until midnight every day just to have a short video with him.

The relationship between two people is getting better and better, and finally they will post something related to each other in their Weibo and friends circle. I once advised my colleagues to stop being confidantes if they want, and just take it off, but my colleagues have always had a knot in their hearts.

A colleague once had a very good friend. He thought he would be a good brother for life, but one day he suddenly confessed to her. This confession gives me the feeling that I treat you like a brother, but you want to sleep with me. Although my colleagues were a little shaken at that time, they didn't get together in the end, and there was less and less communication slowly until the rivers and lakes disappeared.

Colleagues think that his friendship with Xiao is pure, and they also cherish having such a close friend. If they rashly propose further development, they worry that they will not even become friends in the end.

Whether there is pure friendship between men and women has always been a question of believing or not. Sometimes two people seem to be bosom friends, but in fact only one person is playing the fool, and the other person is afraid to say it.

Many people like the role of Wang Xiaojian in Thirty-three Days of Broken Love very much, because he is a little sissy, warm, humorous and considerate, but he can stand up at the critical moment. Many girls expressed their great desire to have such a blue confidante. But they may forget that Wang Xiaojian and Huang Xiaoxian are finally together.

I once read a sentence on the Internet: If men don't want to rolled sheets with women, most of the time they prefer to play with men. Xie Lidan Simov, a master of Oxford University, wrote an amazing masterpiece called "What else is in a man's mind besides sex? ",the whole book is empty except the title.

Xu boys are simple at first, but once they develop into blue faces, they will talk about life, work, food and mood. At this time, although the two sides talked about everything, they actually only showed their most glamorous side. When both sides see each other's bright spots, they will naturally attract each other, and it is inevitable that they will be together.

On the one hand, I was full of fear and confusion when I first arrived in a foreign country. On the other hand, I am an understanding, gentle and sensible confidante, which should have been a perfect match. In addition, my colleagues can talk about everything about work, feelings, trivial matters of life and personal hobbies, and even appreciate each other's dislike of being late for meetings.

Even my colleagues have been afraid to confess, even though they have been packaging themselves as confidantes, and finally they even have to endure heartache to bless a couple. I really sympathize with her. If she can't take the so-called pure friendship so seriously and take that step bravely, then it will be her who will receive the blessing.

If someone asks me in the future, is there pure friendship between men and women?

I will tell her that boyfriend and girlfriend are the purest friendship.

The two watch movies together, brush online dramas together, spit out directors together, and reminisce about classics together.

Two people travel together, eat delicious food and remember each other's eating habits.

They stay at home together, cooking, making love and doing housework.

Do everything aboveboard and talk about anything. Isn't this the purest friendship?

Talk about people who want to sleep.

First of all, I thought I was used to such a difficult love in a foreign land. However, for more than two years, when I encountered difficulties, all the fragility and helplessness hidden under the strong shell would come out and eat my scarred heart.

Secondly, he finally thought of a good way to tie a rope to his hair and then tie the other end of the rope to the beam. As long as he dozes off and falls asleep, his hair will be hurt by the rope, so that he will wake up and can continue reading after waking up. This is the story of the head hanging beam.

I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I went to bed.

Fourth, tired and sleepy, time is when I look at the scenery outside the window and watch the beautiful sunset quietly leave. As the sun goes down, the sky and the earth gradually darken. The day passed so fast. When the sun goes down, it will rise again. What about me? For some reason, I always feel sleepy and tired. Is it the sleep?

5. There are not many pedestrians on the street; All I met was a sleepy woman drawing water by a well.

6. A little neon barely supports the brilliant black, but it reveals a little weakness. A blooming street lamp pulls out a black satin, which seems to surround me, but there is still a little blooming in the depth, which won't let me sleep. I struggled, like an ant in an oil pan. Every inch of reason and skin seems to be torn and kneaded into a ball. I wish I were dead.

Your future depends on your dreams now, so go to sleep.

Eight, two people exchange flowers, one cup after another. I want to sleep when I am drunk. You can leave yourself. If you don't like it, play the violin in the morning.

Nine, in the journey to success, the process of persistence is often a process of accumulation. Accumulation is a small increase, not a big leap. There are few successful miracles in the world, so it needs to be accumulated gradually, and quantitative change can cause qualitative change. Moreover, step-by-step accumulation can make people get a sense of accomplishment, get encouragement and encouragement, get the motivation to fight difficulties, and then persistently reach the other side of success.

Ten, the action of two people facing the mountain flower, one cup after another. I want to sleep when I am drunk. You can leave yourself. If you don't like it, play the violin in the morning.

1 1. Standing at the top, all the burdens are confused and tangled, and I am looking for my dream. I just want to be a frozen seed, step through the past life, step through the dust, walk to the end of the mountain, walk through the lonely wind and cold rain, and then die. Where should I look?

Twelve, there are not many pedestrians on the street; All I met was a sleepy woman drawing water by a well.

Study hard, never be satisfied with your own achievements, constantly pursue further understanding, expand more extensive extracurricular accumulation, and constantly set higher learning goals for yourself. Diligent study is to face the learning task and complete it meticulously; In the face of learning difficulties, you can actively find out the reasons for the difficulties, have the courage to overcome them, and don't stop until you solve them.

14. Sail's life is full of twists and turns. It roars in storms, jumps in valleys, rushes in showers, makes noise in wild waves and walks among rocks. Sail struggles with the turbulent waves year after year with its unyielding will. I admire sailing. In my eyes, only those who really have the character of sailing are real heroes. Only those who truly believe in sails can be considered noble. When you are immersed in warm wind, birds and flowers, green mountains and green waters, fertile fields, you will be intoxicated; When you face the golden autumn season, you will be ecstatic. Have you ever thought that the abundant spring scenery is heroic after severe cold baptism, but the beautiful scenery in autumn is the crystallization after melting in hot summer?

15. Do things when you are awake, read books when you are confused, and sleep when you are angry.

16. Diligent study means never being satisfied with your grades, constantly pursuing further instructions, expanding more extensive extracurricular accumulation, and constantly setting higher learning goals for yourself. Diligent study refers to being able to complete the difficulties in learning meticulously, actively find the reasons for the difficulties, bravely overcome the difficulties, and never give up until the difficulties are solved.

Seventeen, I am tired, my heart is tired, I am really tired, so tired that I can hardly breathe, but who will understand? No one will understand, so you can only be alone in front of the computer, turn on your favorite music, and let the gentle melody caress your tired and hurt heart again and again.

Eighteen, only when you are asleep now can you let yourself not think.

Only sometimes, I really want to sleep, but I don't think about it when I sleep. I really want to sleep all the time, as if waiting for someone to come, just like a prince in a fairy tale kissing himself awake.

Twenty, tired, give up, is this the reason? Love is an emotion that two people care about each other and have each other. I want to ask, if you want to love someone all your life and care about their thoughts all your life, how can you not be tired? If after breaking up, you will fall in love with another person again and care about another person's thoughts again, can you not be like before? Of course, everyone gets along in different ways, and there are many objective reasons, such as family and so on. . . . Even so, when you are tired, you give up, which shows that your love is so humble. You didn't hold her (his) hand through all the difficulties, but you gave up because you were tired of loving him (her) because of the so-called difficulties. Feeling so weak, you said you were tired and gave up. Is that a reason?

Twenty-one, the city lights are intoxicating, and people are really tired in the rivers and lakes; There are many difficulties and dreams, and the cruel reality must be faced; Life is boring and tired, and laughter has no tears for life; It's rare to get drunk in life. Take more rest and don't be too tired!

22. Today is New Year's Day, and I have decided not to sleep more than 8 hours every day in the new year. In this case, 8 times 365 divided by 24 12 1.6 days, wake me up on May 3rd!

Twenty-three, did I leave? Shu Li Shen? I'm very tired with pain. I, I, I take a nap.

I feel very tired, not only physically but also mentally. Bear the invisible pressure of the family; Insist on attending classes and improve their academic qualifications; Busy at work; Being troubled by feelings, isn't it that life must bear these so-called setbacks? Am I trying to live or trying to live? I don't even know.

I didn't sleep well at work last night. At work today, I couldn't keep my head down and my eyelids closed involuntarily. As soon as my head touched my body, I immediately lifted it, but it fell again.

Only sometimes, I really want to sleep, but I don't think about it when I sleep. I really want to sleep all the time, as if waiting for someone to come, just like a prince in a fairy tale kissing himself awake.

Twenty-seven, if there is a big bed at this time, how good it would be. I'll jump on it at once and have a good sleep. Unfortunately, I am too sleepy to work normally now, so I must hold on.

Life may have other meanings besides eating and sleeping, but I think it's good not to eat.

I still remember that when I was working, I felt very hard and tired, and how hard it was to earn money, how hard it was to live. Sometimes I feel so tired that tears flow downwards. When I am wronged, I want to give up. However, think about my parents, who have raised us for so many years and paid thousands of times of hardships and grievances! They didn't give up. How can I give up? Even if there are more difficulties and the road is harder to walk, I can't give up or stop moving forward, because my parents gave it to me and they gave it to me with practical actions. I am grateful to my parents. I can say that I really appreciate my parents from the bottom of my heart. I thank you for bringing me into this world and teaching me so much wealth in my life.

If you want to sleep in, tell me a joke about wanting to sleep in.

1. What kind of past is this? It's been a long time, but it's been longer. I'm confused. The love I can't give has been gone for so long. People who have given up are still paying attention, and I am very confused. Your words make me heartache, make me fidgety, and I am confused. I thought about it for you, but I'm still confused. What the hell is going on here? I'm so tired, because I've been confused and can't find the answer.

My sleeping brother is playing computer beside me. I asked him if I didn't talk in my sleep. He said no, adding that you called just now ...]

Sail's life is full of twists and turns. It roars in the storm, jumps in the valley, rushes in the shower, roars in the wild waves, and walks among rocks ... The sail struggles with the turbulent waves year after year with its unyielding will. I admire sailing. In my eyes, only those who really have the character of sailing are real heroes. Only those who truly believe in sails can be considered noble. When you are immersed in warm wind, birds and flowers, green mountains and green waters, fertile fields, you will be intoxicated; When you face the golden autumn season, you will be ecstatic. Have you ever thought that the abundant spring scenery is heroic after severe cold baptism, but the beautiful scenery in autumn is the crystallization after melting in hot summer?

4. Only sometimes, I really want to sleep. I don't think about it when I sleep. I really want to sleep all the time, as if waiting for someone to come and kiss myself awake like a prince in a fairy tale.

5, the color is black, and you are beautiful; Life is very sad, you are not tired; Double the difficulty, it doesn't matter if you are here; Sleep peacefully, just because you are around. On wife's day, I only wish our love life is the most beautiful.

I cook, I sweep the floor, and I want to be your father. I eat, I sleep, I want to be your baby.

7. Insomnia, I picked up a physics book and fell asleep soon.

He finally thought of a good way to tie a rope to his hair and then tie the other end of the rope to the beam. As long as he dozes off and falls asleep, his hair will be hurt by the rope, so that he will wake up and can continue reading after waking up. This is the story of the head hanging beam.

9. Many times, the so-called going to sleep just changed from online to invisible. ...

10, sleeping is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art.

1 1, [I suddenly feel like falling off a cliff when I sleep, so I will twitch *]

12, I don't want to sleep except at bedtime. I always want to sleep.

13, the first thing to wake up in the morning is to want to sleep.

14 I am going to do push-ups today! ..... I'm lying down today and I won't sleep tomorrow.

15, listening to the hypnotist's words, "My eyelids are as heavy as lead", "My eyelids are closed" and "My eyelids are closed tightly", I began to feel sleepy.

16, teacher, you said that I really want to sleep, and it is a waste for you not to be a hypnotist.

I stayed up late doing my homework last night. In class this morning, my eyelids sank involuntarily. Looking at the teacher's vague figure, I gradually bent down and fell on the desk.

18, why do you sleep for a long time before you die?

19 Take off your mask and go to bed. You are shameless in your dreams.

20. I thought I was used to such a difficult love in a different place. However, for more than two years, when I encountered difficulties, all the fragility and helplessness hidden under the strong shell would come out and eat my scarred heart.

2 1, the slogan says: School is my home, and the environment depends on everyone. Because school is my home, it is not illegal for me to sleep in class.

If there were a big bed at this time, I would jump on it and have a good sleep, but now I am too sleepy to work normally, so I must hold on.

23. I'm tired, my heart is tired, I'm really tired, so tired that I find it difficult to breathe, but who will understand? No one will understand, but only the computer clicks on the favorite music alone, and over and over again ... let the gentle melody soothe the tired and injured heart.

24, sleep until you wake up naturally, and count the money until your hand cramps.

25. If you think too much, you will get old. Sleeping too much will kill you.

26. I don't understand why I can't sleep! I sleep with my eyes closed, but I know I'm awake. I am so sleepy that I want to sleep ... but why can't I sleep when I close my eyes? It's really hard, so helpless. ...

27. Today is New Year's Day. I decided not to sleep more than 8 hours a day in the new year. In this case, 8 times 365 divided by 24... 12 1.6 days ... wake me up on May 3rd!

28. Rainy days are best for hiding in bed and listening to songs all day.

29. Do you want to get rich? Then go to sleep quickly!

30, black is black, and you are beautiful; Life is very sad, you are not tired; Double the difficulty, it doesn't matter if you are here; Sleep peacefully, just because you are around. On wife's day, I only wish our love life is the most beautiful.

3 1, count the money until your hand cramps and you wake up naturally.

As long as I am awake, I feel tired and want to sleep. I always dream when I am asleep, and my dreams are chaotic and complicated, and I can't recall any fragments when I wake up.

The more tired I am, the more I want to sleep. The darker it gets, the more afraid I am of ghosts.

34. "DM: When I was sleeping, I suddenly felt as if I had fallen off a cliff, so I woke up convulsively. “

35. I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife and fell asleep after laughing.

"When the bell rings, primary school students start to make a scene when they lose their pencils, junior high school students start to flirt when they lose their textbooks, and senior high school students start to sleep when they lose their glasses."

37. Sleeping is an art. No one can stop me from pursuing art.

38. Throw a hard pen, surf the Internet on the front, sleep on the back, and stand up and do your homework.

39. When cleaning the classroom, the teacher said, make the school your home; When sleeping in class, the teacher said that you should regard school as your home.

40. Two people exchange flowers, one cup after another. I want to sleep when I am drunk. You can leave yourself. If you don't like it, play the violin in the morning.

4 1, "Some people, like me, occasionally wake up violently when they sleep, just like falling down. It is said that such people are insecure children's papers. "

42. Study hard, never be satisfied with your own achievements, constantly pursue further understanding, expand more extensive extracurricular accumulation, and constantly set higher learning goals for yourself. Diligent study is to face the learning task and complete it meticulously; In the face of learning difficulties, you can actively find out the reasons for the difficulties, have the courage to overcome them, and don't stop until you solve them.

43. I thought I was used to such a difficult love in a different place. However, for more than two years, when I encountered difficulties, all the fragility and helplessness hidden under the strong shell would come out and eat my scarred heart.

44. I go to heaven to have a look before going to bed at night.

45. It's one o'clock in the morning, and I'm still copying my homework on the Chinese website, but I can't see the words on the screen clearly, and my eyes are dim.

46. What kind of past is this? It's been a long time, but it's been longer. I'm confused. The love I can't give has been gone for so long. People who have given up are still paying attention, and I am very confused. Your words make me heartache, make me fidgety, and I am confused. I thought about it for you, but I'm still confused. What the hell is going on here? I'm so tired, because I've been confused and can't find the answer.

47. I struggle with three things every day. I can't sleep at night, I can't get up in the morning, and I regret sleeping too late last night.

48. Study hard, never be satisfied with your own achievements, constantly pursue further understanding, expand more extensive extracurricular accumulation, and constantly set higher learning goals for yourself. Diligent study is to face the learning task and complete it meticulously; In the face of learning difficulties, you can actively find out the reasons for the difficulties, have the courage to overcome them, and don't stop until you solve them.

49, I don't want to sleep, but my eyes don't know, but closed, enjoying the darkness. ...

50. They said they would feel sleepy after taking cold medicine ... I think I may have taken the wrong dose because I think ... it's so high now.

5 1, sleep till the end of time, regardless of the flood.

52. I want to sleep in class, and I plan to sleep after class, but I suddenly woke up when I heard the bell.

53. "Do you like to hug the quilt when you sleep? Do you like to hold the quilt with your legs? It is said that these are insecure children's test papers. "

54. Do you want to get rich? Then go to sleep quickly!

55. Me? Shu Li Shen? I'm very tired with pain. I, I, I take a nap.

56. Sleeping is an art. Please don't stop me from seeking art.

57. The last person you want before going to bed is the one who really occupies your heart.

58. If you lie in bed every night, don't make up stories, don't set roles, close your eyes and start acting in your head, you will definitely lose sleep.

59. Two people exchange flowers, one cup after another. I want to sleep when I am drunk. You can leave yourself. If you don't like it, play the violin in the morning.

60. I don't understand why I can't sleep! I sleep with my eyes closed, but I know I'm awake. I am so sleepy that I want to sleep ... but why can't I sleep when I close my eyes? It's really hard, so helpless. ...

6 1, he dreamed that he couldn't tell his dream from his reality until he slept and dreamed and he woke up and lived in reality.

Think of me more when you can't sleep, and don't waste time.

63. I'm tired, my heart is tired, I'm really tired, so tired that I find it difficult to breathe, but who will understand? No one will understand, but only the computer clicks on the favorite music alone, and over and over again ... let the gentle melody soothe the tired and injured heart.

Only sometimes, I really want to sleep, but I don't think about it when I sleep. I really want to sleep all the time, as if waiting for someone to come, just like a prince in a fairy tale kissing himself awake.

65. "If I say what I want to do, such as taking a shower or sleeping, but later you find me brushing Weibo's hair, it's really not my excuse, but I don't."

66. I am a man, not a god. Close your eyes and fall down.

67. Sleep in class, fight after class, and die in exams.

68. There are not many pedestrians on the street; All I met was a sleepy woman drawing water by a well.

69. Sleep in class, make a scene after class, and die in the exam!

I feel very tired, not only physically, but also mentally. Bear the invisible pressure of the family; Insist on attending classes and improve their academic qualifications; Busy at work; Being troubled by feelings ... does life really have to bear these so-called setbacks? Am I trying to live or trying to live? I don't even know.

Uncle Zhou Gong said: I don't want to see you today. So, I have insomnia. .

72. Think of yourself as someone else. Life is destined to experience many joys and sorrows. Only when you think of yourself as someone else will you not be crazy in front of happy things and sad in front of difficult things. Life will also involve fame and fortune. Only by treating yourself as others will you not be tired of fame, moved by profit, trapped by officials and annoyed by feelings.

73. I woke up in the middle of the night and struggled whether to drink water or go to the toilet first. I wake up during the day and struggle to go out or go back to sleep.

74. I don't want to sleep except at bedtime. I want to sleep all the time.

75. I am a lazy sheep. I like to eat and eat a lot. After eating, you have to sleep, sleep late, sleep too much, eat again, and sleep late again.

76. Today is New Year's Day. I decided not to sleep more than 8 hours a day in the new year. In this case, 8 times 365 divided by 24...6 days ... wake me up on May 3rd!

77. I laughed from the horizontal knife to the sky and went to sleep after laughing.

78. The Tangshan earthquake told us not to sleep too hard at night. Wenchuan earthquake told us not to sleep at noon. The Ya 'an earthquake told us not to sleep late.

79. It's autumn, and I'm depressed. I've thought a lot, so I read carefully with what I instructed before, but I haven't finished the article yet, so I'm sleepy and confused.

80. Life may have other meanings besides eating and sleeping, but I think it is good to have no meaning.

8 1, sleeping in death squads, eating depth charges.

82. The city lights are intoxicating, and people are really tired in the rivers and lakes; There are many difficulties and dreams, and the cruel reality must be faced; Life is boring and tired, and laughter has no tears for life; It's rare to get drunk in life. Take more rest and don't be too tired!

83. Only eating watermelon and sleeping in summer are serious things.

I didn't sleep well at work last night. At work today, I couldn't keep my head down and my eyelids closed involuntarily. As soon as my head touched my body, I immediately lifted it, but it went down again.

85. I want to sleep in class, but I still have to stare at the blackboard with my eyelids. Only those who have experienced it know the pain.

86. It would be great if there were a big bed at this time. I'll jump on it at once and have a good sleep. Unfortunately, I am too sleepy to work normally now, so I must hold on.

87. You can skip meals and sleep, but you can't miss you.

88. The teacher has a class above, while I sleep below. I can sleep soundly.

People who can't find time to sleep will find time to get sick sooner or later.

90. In a successful journey, the process of persistence is often a process of accumulation. Accumulation is a small increase, not a big leap. There are few successful miracles in the world, so it needs to be accumulated gradually, and quantitative change can cause qualitative change. Moreover, step-by-step accumulation can make people get a sense of accomplishment, get encouragement and encouragement, get the motivation to fight difficulties, and then persistently reach the other side of success.

9 1, I don't cry, don't make trouble, don't sleep, take sleeping pills in my left hand and hang myself with a small rope in my right hand.

92. I didn't sleep well at work last night. At work today, I couldn't keep my head down and my eyelids closed involuntarily. As soon as my head touched my body, I immediately lifted it, but it went down again.

I can't sleep every night. If I fall asleep one night, it must be abnormal, or I am dead.

94. Do you have any children's shoes? Like me, I told my parents angrily that I didn't sleep, and I sneaked into bed in the middle of the night-

95. Life may have other meanings besides eating and sleeping, but I think it is good to have no meaning.

96. Sleep is to work steadily, and work is to sleep steadily.

97. I just went to bed when I suddenly found something pulling my quilt. I kicked her out of bed with one foot. Now ghosts are getting bolder and bolder, fighting with Lao Tzu for quilts.

98. The upper eyelid is heavily draped over the lower eyelid, and I can't wait to prop it up with a bamboo pole.

99. I have been suffering from insomnia recently. I wake up every 16 hours.

100, children always kick the quilt when they sleep. Fortunately, I found out in time that I broke my leg, otherwise I would definitely catch a cold!