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We are all members of the Youth League (comedy sketch)

Screenwriter: Chongyang

Character: Zhao Laoya-Zhao for short, male, 54 years old, a professional duck farmer in rural areas.

Teacher Li Li is referred to as Li Li for short, male, 54 years old, university professor and dean.

Zhao Goose-short for Goose, female, 2 1 year old, college student, Zhao's daughter.

Time: During the May 4th Youth Day.

Venue: Inside and outside the office of the dean of the School of Management of a university, there is a May 4th special bulletin board, which contains three chairs, a table, a tea set and a telephone.

[When the curtain is opened, Zhao's backpack is in front, the goose is behind, and the music of the Youth League is behind, which is getting weaker and weaker]

Zhao: Oh, the atmosphere of the Youth League is everywhere, with colorful flags, slogans, radio and wall newspapers. ...

Goose: (running after him) Dad, why do you keep running? You have reached our dean's office.

Zhao: Oh! I just want to see your teacher. Go downstairs.

Goose: Stop! That's the toilet over there. I remind your father that school is not your duck farm. Please pay attention to your image.

Zhao: (self-righteous) Good image! If you ask me, the university and my duck farm have something in common.

Goose: Hey! (Almost laughing) This is totally unacceptable.

Zhao: Listen, freshmen are like ducklings who have just come out of the pond. Being taught by teachers is like feeding ducks to grow up every day. Students graduate like ducks in the market at half past August. (modeling)

Goose: So, you duck king are like the president of our university?

Zhao: Of course ... There is no comparison. (Change the subject) Goose, your father and I are not highly educated, so this time you can only help me sail with the current, not choke on the water and pluck the hair. Be modest when you meet the teacher. Don't mention that I am a city model worker and a representative of the township people's congress. I can only be an ordinary parent. Come and say hello to the teacher.

Goose: You said you would ask the teacher to plan a duck farm?

Zhao: There are more important tasks. I want to find a feeling with contemporary young people.

Goose: What's the feeling?

Zhao: (proudly) What's it like to be a member of the Communist Youth League?

Goose: You are so old, are you still looking for love?

Zhao: I am an old league member. To this day, I still remember the oath of joining the League. If you don't believe me, you see, I volunteered to join the China Youth League. ...

[Li holds a handout clip]

Goose: Dad, you are great!

Li: Zhao E, are you rehearsing the program or not? ...

Goose: (surprised) Hello, Miss Li! Me, me and my dad are here. This is our teacher, Professor Li, the head of the department.

Zhao: (shaking hands nervously) Hello, Professor Li! I'm her parents, no, her parents. I am her only daughter. No, she is my girl. My surname is Zhao, and everyone calls me old Zhao Duck.

Li: (curiously) Old Duck Zhao? Welcome to visit! Sit in my office, please come in!

[Everyone enters the room]

Goose: (explanation) Miss Li, my father is a professional duck farmer and is always in the city. ...

Zhao: (continued) Old people and ordinary people. (quick laugh) Hey ... I only have 8,000 ducks, which is not worth mentioning.

[Goose makes tea for two people]

Li: It's not easy. There are more students in our department. Ha … Mr. Zhao, please sit down! Mr. Zhao, please have tea. ...

Zhao: (uncomfortable) Call me Lao Zhao. Calling me sir gives me goose bumps. I am not qualified to be a student of Professor Li.

Li: You can't say that. Confucius said: In a threesome, there must be a teacher.

Zhao: Yes, there are just three people. You are a teacher.

Goose: Dad, don't get me wrong. There must be a teacher in a threesome, which means someone with strengths worth learning. This is traditional culture.

Zhao: (solemnly) Traditionally, heaven and earth are teachers, once a teacher, always a father. Only by respecting teachers can we make progress. Professor Li is your teacher, just like your father.

Li: This is an old saying. The real father is you!

Zhao: (aphasia) I'm not his father!

Li and Goose: (in horror) Huh? ! you

Zhao: (quickly explaining) I am her father, and we are yellow eggs. (Laughing at himself) Hey ... Actually, we have a lot in common. For example, duck farms should invite breeders and schools should invite counselors; Duck farms are looking forward to laying more eggs, and students are afraid to test zero eggs; It's cost-effective to "feed ducks" in duck farms. Is school teaching afraid of full-house irrigation? As the saying goes, it takes a year to raise ducks and a hundred years to educate people!

Goose: (Correct) Dad, it takes ten years to grow trees and a hundred years to grow people. (To Li) Miss Li, my father never leaves his job. He is like a duck all day. What duck feathers, duck meat and duck eggs ...

Li: All right! Do a line, love a line, and be good at a line. Only when dogs chase ducks will they quack, ha ... (observing Zhao and recalling) I seem to have seen your father somewhere. This name, this name is right, and the name you gave Goose is meaningful (to Zhao)!

Goose: What is meaningful? He means (in the jingle) that the goose is flying in the sky, the old duck is chasing on the ground, and the goose is flying fast, so the old duck is very happy.

Li: I see. He means to make you look like an ugly duckling in Andersen's fairy tales, and then become a swan.

Zhao: Yes, Professor Li saw through my motives at once. He is really learned.

Li: You got your wish. Goose is a good student every year. This year, you were awarded the title of "Excellent League Member" by the Youth League Committee, which is the pride of the whole school youth! This is also your pride!

Zhao: I can't be proud! But ducks will paddle backwards if they don't move forward. My gosling will continue to work hard! Ah! I used to be a league member, so I want to test you.

Goose: (unexpectedly) What's the matter with you, Dad? What's it like to find another league member?

Zhao: Don't digress. Let me ask you first. Times have changed. What's the difference between the mission of the league members? Please answer ...

Li: (with interest) Go ahead, Goose! I want to hear it, too.

Goose: Well, I think that although times are changing, the Communist Youth League will always be the party's assistant, reserve army and young vanguard. Of course, in wartime, you can join the army; In times of peace, we should build the motherland and create the future. (modeling)

Zhao: Good! Dad asks you again, when I was young, what was the difference between the two generations of league members?

Goose: (confidently) Of course there is a difference. When you were young, you were careful of ducks. When I was young, I studied hard ... (Correct) I thought you were simple at that time, but now our minds are complicated and we have many ideas.

Zhao: (crossly) What? We are simple-minded and honest? This is why we do practical things wholeheartedly. What's wrong with that? You children are talking nonsense! (Advance to "Learning")

Li: (blocking Zhao) Lao Zhao, the times are progressing and his thoughts are changing. At that time, we were not as well-informed and emancipated as they were. Therefore, we should also learn from young people, with knowledge, passion and personality. Otherwise, it will be old and useless.

Zhao: (Correcting Li) Professor Li is young and promising. I am not old enough. How can you say that I am old? !

Li: Lao Zhao, how old are you this year?

Zhao: I will never forget it. I am 54 years old on May 4th Youth Day.

Li: I am also a May 4th youth! We are the same age.

Zhao: (Unexpectedly) It was a duck's paw paddling underwater. You can't tell! Dare to be with young people, always young and full of energy; My countryside is full of beautiful water features, and duck excrement stinks all year round. (sniffing clothes) Usually I don't have to introduce myself when I stand next to you.

Goose: Dad, look where you are, which delayed Miss Li's work.

Zhao: (stands up) Then let's go! I have a relationship with him. (remembering things) which planning scheme is not mentioned, please help.

Goose: (takes out a stack of paper from Zhao's handbag) Miss Li, my father wants to make the duck farm bigger. He wrote a plan. Please guide him. (To Zhao) Our teacher Li is a famous management expert.

Li: (reading the manuscript) I wrote three articles "Suggestions on Establishing a Modern Duck Breeding Base" ... Who are the authors' signatures Zhao, Ai and Duan?

Zhao: That's my name.

Li: (surprised) Ouch! Ouch! Your old duck Zhao turned out to be Zhao Aituan!

Zhao: By the way, (urgent question) what's Professor Li's name?

Li: Li * * * Qing!

[They look at each other for a while]

Zhao: (excitedly) Li * * * Qing-

Li: (excitedly) Zhao Aituan-

[Two people come forward to hug]

Zhao Li: Brother, brother. ...

Goose: (surprised) Dad, have you known Miss Li for a long time?

Zhao Li: We are old friends!

Goose: Old friend?

Li: (excitedly) More than 30 years ago, I cut in line to meet your father in your hometown.

Zhao: My name was Zhao Erdan at that time. (To Goose) Your grandfather's name is really ugly.

Li: I think it's ok to call two eggs nicknames. big name ...

Zhao: So I asked him to change it for me. I said, we are good friends now. Your name is Li Qing. What a nice name. I also want to be a member of the Youth League.

Li: So I suggest that his name is Zhao Aituan!

Goose: Really? What happened afterwards?

Li: Then we were together every day! Roasting sweet potatoes on a fire in winter,

Zhao: We swim naked in summer, and we are naked. ...

Li: (Cough stops)

Zhao: I'm naked. He is wearing underwear. -Where did you buy underwear? Later, I finally joined the League and became a glorious youth league member.

Goose: (I wonder) I said why you two have different names. So you are an old Communist Youth League member. By the way, the school TV station should invite you two to participate in the special program "We are all Communist Youth League members", which is definitely the best candidate.

Zhao: Goose, what should I say if I attend?

Goose: It's best to tell true stories and express true feelings. The story of you and Miss Li will certainly attract and encourage us young people.

Li: Yes. (To Zhao) I want to say that since we broke up, the name * * * Qing has always inspired me to make continuous progress in my life, whether I work in the agricultural sector or go to college or teach people today!

Zhao: We are two ducks in a nest. It can be described as follows: Hello, young friends, I'm Zhao Aituan. "18 teenagers joined the league, switched to soldiers and became farmers, and later raised ducks to get rich, never forgetting to become league members." Meeting you today is like a mouse loving rice. I'm going to add two words, "Thirty-five years of reunion, the spirit of the May Fourth Movement has been passed down from generation to generation." Thank you. (modeling)

Goose: My father's jingle poems are only wonderful on special TV programs.

Li: He has been talking like a duck since he was a child. (Reminds me of something) Hey, let's go to the school TV station at once!

Goose: Me too! Let's tell the story of the members of the Youth League. This is your story and ours, because we are all members of the Youth League.

Zhao Li: Great! Set out-

[When the group song music starts, three people leave the stage and cut off the lights]