Early meeting humorous jokes

Most jokes reveal absurd phenomena in life, which are ironic and entertaining. There are different tastes. I think you chose the humorous joke of the morning meeting. I hope you will like them. Let's laugh together!

Early meeting humorous joke-1, girlfriend comes home, boyfriend gently says:? Are you tired of coming back?

The girlfriend replied:? A little tired. ?

The boyfriend asked again:? Are you hungry?

The girlfriend replied:? Hungry. ?

Boyfriend whispered:? Then have a rest and cook quickly! ?

Never knew she was so strong?

2, the so-called travel is to change places to play mobile phone selfies. Isn't it?

Xiaoming: Dad, I want a mobile phone!

Lao Ming: Good boy, I'll buy it for you when you grow up!

Xiao Ming: I'm so tired, Dad. Please carry me!

Lao Ming: Good boy, you have grown up. Go by yourself!

Xiaoming: Oh, yes, I have grown up. Buy me a mobile phone!

The landlord accompanied his girlfriend to walk the dog in the square. My girlfriend took off her shoes and sat on the grass to play. The naughty dog put one of her shoes in front of a handsome boy not far away. My best friend came forward to get the shoes back. After a while, the dog put the shoes in front of the handsome guy ... If it was three times, my best friend became impatient and cursed the dog. I'm in no hurry to find a boyfriend. What's your hurry?

5. When I took my baby back to my hometown on National Day, my neighbor touched my son's head and said that the little guys have grown so tall, but they are a little thin. ?

I said:? Can you not be thin? You are very picky when you eat. ?

Xiong Haizi shouted: Mom, why didn't you say that your cooking was terrible? If I hadn't chosen to eat, I would have starved to death. ?

Me. . .

Humorous joke at the morning meeting 2 1, one day a man said to a girl: How many boyfriends have you had?

The girl said: 78.

The boy said, how many?

The girl said: Not at all.

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Do you know why Wang Laoji is so rich? Because Mr. Wang has a piece of land! Do you know why Wang Lao went to the reception office? Because Mr. Wang Lao has a courier! E-e-e-e-e-e-e-e.

3. Beautiful sister, 2 years old. One day, I called her mother and the little guy answered the phone. Out of courtesy, I also want to say hello to her. ? Honey, where's mom? She went to Huaguoshan! ? ......？ Honey, what are you doing, auntie? You are so funny. I won't call you! ?

Xiao Wang worked in the personnel department on 10 floor, and was transferred to the administration department on the 9th floor a month ago. Today, Xiao Wang called the personnel department to find him: Is Xiao Wang there? The colleague who answered the phone said: Xiao Wang is no longer in the personnel. ? Xiao Wang:? UH huh? ! When did this happen? I don't know. I haven't had time to see him off. It doesn't matter. You can go down and find him.

5, the' sharp turn' of the expressway; There is a placard that says:? If your car can swim, please don't brake and go straight. ? A university doctor who just learned to drive saw this slogan and immediately turned around and drove to the car factory. He asked the manager seriously: Can your car swim? Is it amphibious?

6. A gentleman is ignorant, but he pretends to be familiar with Chinese and western things and talks big everywhere. One day, his neighbor came to ask him to read a letter twice. He pretended to watch it for a long time, but in fact he didn't know anyone. He asked his neighbor: Where did this letter come from? The neighbor replied:? It comes from the south. ? Mr. Wang sighed and said with relief, alas! No wonder I don't know. It turns out that this letter was written in a southern language. ?

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