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Bear infestation doesn’t mean anything

Question 1: What does it mean to be careful about bears? This is a reminder for bear-infested areas in mountainous areas of the United States to remind drivers not to drive too fast or to remind travelers to pay attention to safety. There are also reminders for deer. Later, people interpreted this sticker and put it on their own cars to mean that they looked like a bear and others would give way.

Question 2: What does bear infestation mean? There is a domestic cartoon called Bear Infestation. You can search for it. It is the same type as Xi Yangyang. The pig's feet are two bears, and the villain is a lumberjack named Bald Qiang.

Question 3: What does "Be careful when a bear appears" mean? It means to remind you that there is a bear here. Bears appear in this place, so you should be careful.

Question 4: There is nothing wrong with a bear appearing. At that time, NC films that were purely based on torture for fun were banned, and the target was a human being. Should this person die just for digging out the gifts of nature in nature? This is a serious distortion of the outlook on life.

The author of NC must be an extremely crazy anti-human lover, and he spreads this madness, completely ignoring human dignity and the most essential love, which is intolerable as a human being. Two words, stupid

Moreover, the plot is single and boring, which is intolerable to all audiences including non-human beings. Two words, low-level.

In a word, this is an all-round NC film, leaving no dead ends and no residual NC, and it will be firmly banned.

Question 5: What is the meaning of the last paragraph of Bear Wind in Snow Ridge? This is definitely not a good movie! ――Whether it’s from a movie perspective or from my perspective on movies.

I always watch movies with a critical attitude. While watching, I thought about what I should complain about in the movie review: How can bears not hibernate? Where do you get so many fruits in the middle of winter? Is Xiong Er’s rope climbing method reasonable? Cartoons actually have *** product placement? There is no sense of humor in the repeated use of jokes in TV series; there are a lot of imitations of other movies; I even buried my head in my mobile phone in the middle section, chatting with people on the phone about another bad movie. The bad movie "Running Man" is coming (this is definitely a weird thing in China, an entertainment program can be called a movie by just cutting a few highlights, and it definitely has NC fans and box office, MG)

However, When I saw the ending, Tutu was so moved that she wiped away tears. I suddenly felt blushing for my self-righteousness. This was obviously a movie for children. When I saw the snowflakes, the children stretched out their hands to catch them, and when they saw a large number of small fishes swimming around, People exclaimed "Wow" and were moved when they saw the friendship between Xiong Er and the cute and cold combination of Tuanzi and Xiong Da Bald Qiang. Isn't this enough?

From an adult’s perspective, we often treat children’s innocence from a utilitarian to a snobbish perspective. Just like in this movie, when people grow up, they lose their human appearance. A bear is still a bear.

If you think my answer is satisfactory, I hope to encourage me by accepting it! If you are not satisfied, you can continue to ask.

Question 6: Has a new bear appeared recently? Is there a bear heart returning in January?

Question 7: What does "pay attention to bears" mean? According to Japanese media reports, Japan's SUZYSPORT, a 4WD-SUV parts guide website, is now selling "Bear Infested Tire Stickers".

"Beware of Bears" designed with a yellow bear face is a specialty of Hokkaido. Originally, this meaning came from Hokkaido. Because there are many wild bears there, everyone reminds each other to be careful, and it was extended by merchants into this slogan. Now Similar stickers are also available in China. Now this "Beware of Bears" tire sticker is wild and charming. It is very consistent with the off-road characteristics of 4WD-SUV.

Currently, retail sales are only available at SUZYSPORT stores in Hokkaido, Japan, but if 4WD-SUV owners go through the SUZYSPORT Parts Guide website, they can get this sticker anywhere in Japan. The shipment will be quickly delivered to the customer within 3 days after the payment is made.

I occasionally saw the words "Beware of bears" spray-painted on off-road vehicles in Shanghai. I didn't know this until I arrived in Hokkaido.

From New Chitose Airport to downtown Sapporo, crows can be seen from time to time in the snow, on rooftops, and on telephone poles.

The tour guide said that the crows in Hokkaido are as big as roast ducks and they eat well!

In addition to crows, there are many animals in Hokkaido that are not afraid of people. In the woods next to the road, we have seen large herds of deer. The tour guide also said that when skiing in the snow resort, there are often squirrels and foxes watching from the sidelines. Not only are they not afraid of people approaching, they will also beg for food. But be sure not to touch foxes, as foxes in Hokkaido carry germs.

There are two iconic animals in Hokkaido, one is the owl and the other is the bear. You can always see these two in shops at tourist spots and resorts. In the past, there were probably enough bears in Hokkaido that people posted warning signs saying "Beware of Bears" in places where bears frequented. Now, this warning slogan has become a trademark, with black characters on a yellow background, and is used on T-shirts, wine glasses and many other products, becoming a characteristic of Hokkaido.

In Hokkaido, it is impossible to see bears casually. The bear is not stupid. He knows that unlike the crow, those people are not kind. They either covet his fat paws or want to take advantage of his fur coat. But if I really want to get up close and personal with bears, I have to go to Noboribetsu, the hot spring town in Hokkaido, where there is a unique "Brown Bear Ranch".

"Brown Bear Ranch" is at the top of Sifangling Mountain. To see bears, you have to take the cable car up the mountain. This bear ranch is the birthplace of Hokkaido tourism giant Gassen Tourism Group. At first, they adopted a few orphaned bears. Over the past few decades, they have multiplied into a herd and now have more than 200 bears. These brown bears are kept in pens, with more than 30 in one pen. As soon as a person approaches the fence of the ranch, he will immediately feel the momentum of the bears. The brown bears are all as tall as NBA centers, as tall and strong as a hill, and their occasional low roars are disturbing.

In fact, these brown bears are very docile and lovable. Hearing the sound of people, the bears took up positions under the fence one after another, because they knew that the people who came to see them would bring food with them. The feeding is bags of pigeon egg-sized dry food provided by the ranch. Throw them one by one, and the bear opens his mouth to follow them, very skillfully, as if he is juggling. Those who didn't get it later would raise their front paws to signal to tourists, or even put their palms together in a salute. Some bears were even more amusing, pointing with their palms with their mouths wide open, meaning that they really didn't get it.