Take the baby slogan according to law

Two days ago, a video of a father wearing a skirt to teach his daughter how to prevent exposure poked everyone's laughter.

In the video, the burly father is wearing a bright yellow skirt and sitting awkwardly and slowly with his legs between his legs.

That look, what a shame!

The netizen laughed and said: in order to protect his daughter, a father can really stand up!

There is not a father in the world who has never worked hard for his baby, and no father has escaped the nightmare with his baby.

Whether you are a hands-on boss or a hardworking elite.

When I met Eva, everything became a cloud.

In exchange for children's smiling faces, fathers will also rack their brains and show their magical powers.

But there is a saying that I am not afraid of anything, and I am afraid that my father will suddenly be interested.

Believe it or not, the old people in this world can be said to be "guides" when taking care of babies.

"Move Like a Crazy Rabbit" version

It is said that when there is no danger, dad is the biggest danger for children. This sentence is true at all.

On an ordinary rainy day, the baby was taken to the vegetable market by his father, which is called "warm communication and parent-child interaction". Suddenly, an evil idea came into his little head:

Kid, there's fun in the manhole cover. Go and have a look.

Poor baby, so ignorant to gather together in the past, squatting beside the manhole cover full of water.

While watching carefully, I was splashed with water by my father's "flying feet" and stood there in panic.

At that moment, the baby doubted life for an instant.

Not the kui is a father, the trick of pit baby is easy to master.

If dad is crazy, he will never be soft when he cheats the baby.

Some children are "black and blue" in the pit, while others are often beaten and cried by their fathers.

When my beloved balance car was robbed by my biological father, I wanted to stage a "speed and passion".

As a result, I didn't walk a few steps, only heard a click, and my beloved car was crushed to pieces on the spot by my father's heavy "fatherly love".

Seeing his beloved car die like this, he trembled with childishness and fought directly:

Give me back my car! Give me back my car!

He didn't stop until dad repeatedly promised to buy another one.

Alas, men are teenagers until they die, which is true. Children can never afford to be hurt.

Of course, there are also fathers who are ready to "revenge" and take care of the baby.

Not only do you actively coax the baby at home, but you also try to push the stroller in the mall and make up your mind to be a good father.

However, the reality is cruel. Dad still can't escape the temptation of mobile phones. After brushing his mobile phone for a while, he suddenly discovered a horrible thing:

The stroller is empty!

Scared the old people around: where is my baby? Where is my big fat doll?

When I was about to cry, I suddenly felt my chest sink, lowered my head and stared at a pair of pure eyes:

Dad, are you looking for me?

In ancient times, some people rode donkeys to find donkeys, but now some people are looking for dolls with their arms. Father is really a bit unreliable.

Crazy dad is a walking bomb, and every second with the baby may explode, which will make the child exhausted.

"Quiet as a Virgin" Edition

Some dads are full of energy, adhering to the concept that "if having children is not for fun, it is meaningless" and making great strides on the road to the pit baby.

And some dads have already been smoothed by children, just want to curl up in a ball and whisper that they can't see me, so as to escape from the children's "claws."

Of course, there are often times to avoid failure.

Which father can escape the fate of playing basketball with his son?

Son: Dad, let's play basketball together.

Dad: I'm tired. Let's play next time.

But children are not so easy to satisfy. After trying to avoid it for many times, my father had a brainwave and chose a labor-saving and effective method:

Put the backboard back and let the children shoot in the back.

As long as I can't see the backboard, I can pretend not to have a baby.

Save time and effort, take care of the baby, satisfy the son, and be praised for making it more difficult, killing two birds with one stone.

See netizens in distress situation, can't help clapping:

Dad, you are really a little smart.

You′re laying it on thick. Everything is for the children. I can bear pain.

The son is very good, but at best it is physical torture, but if the family is a little princess, then the father can experience the "ever-changing life".

There is a saying that fathers with daughters will become tool players sooner or later.

These ruthless father-in-law are "physically and mentally exhausted" at this moment in front of their future son-in-law.

In order to realize her daughter's dream of being a makeup artist, someone volunteered to be her daughter's first customer.

And the daughter is really good to her father. Gouache eye shadow, red mouth and crown necklace are indispensable.

There is also a little red gauze of the soul, which is very beautiful!

Crucially, Torre didn't look angry at all, and his expression seemed to reveal a little pride:

Look at my big girl's makeup. Just one word, beauty!

Sure enough, no matter what the father's temper and position, he turned into a real "little suckling dog" in front of his daughter. He is super docile and applauds at critical moments.

Or lie flat and don't make any noise, just lie in bed and let your daughter paste and draw.

I saw my daughter holding a sticker, striding like a fly, jumping directly on the bed and carrying out a "huge project".

The workload is heavy, so we must worry about whether the children will be tired.

But look at dad's calm appearance, as if to say:

Girl, is that enough? Dad can turn to the other side.

Sure enough, the so-called filial piety is actually the father's forbearance.

Quiet as a virgin with a child, but also sad as he can't say.

However, for the sake of children's happy childhood, the father should bear it.

"Roll" version

Although dad is crazy sometimes, he can really be desperate when he takes care of the children with his heart.

Almost every novice father has done this: teach the baby to turn over.

However, a few dads were so intoxicated when teaching their babies to turn over that they went straight under the bed.

Looking at my father's confused appearance when he got up, it seemed to say: Who am I? Where am I? I feel a little pain.

Looking a little distressed, I still can't help but vomit:

Dad, the baby hasn't turned over yet. You can see him first. Ha ha ha ha.

Do I have to fail several times before I teach the baby now?

I see, you must be teaching the baby to be safe when turning over, or he will fall out of bed.

The greatness of fatherly love is touching.

Other fathers are afraid that their son will be caught by the door accidentally, which can be described as "trying the law."

Put your hand under the door first, and then push the door slowly.

My son was attracted by this behavior and wanted to find out, but he was suddenly shocked by an "ah".

Looking intently, it turned out to be a "scream" from my father.

It seems that being a father requires not only Oscar-like acting skills, but also the courage to go out.

To say that the father's expression when teaching his son is too vivid, then the following father can say that every cell in his body is exerting its strength.

I saw that he first took two big balloons as his ass and slowly wiped it with paper, for fear that his daughter would not understand.

That look, even I can't wait to play with poop and show my daughter how she was wiped away.

As long as the children need it, the old father will not only go to the sea, but also go out at critical moments.

Being a father is a "desperate thing".

In the classic picture book "My Dad", the way the little boy spits out his father:

My father eats as much as a hippo, swims as fast as a fish, grows as tall as a house, sometimes as soft as a teddy bear, and does some stupid things.

But even so, the little boy finally confessed to his father:

But he's really great!

Yes, although dad is crazy and never soft-hearted, he is still willing to do his best to satisfy his children when they need him.

Pit baby is not a prank, but another kind of companionship.

On the way to take care of the baby, it is inseparable from the careful care of the mother and the naughty behavior of the father.

May each of our fathers grow up quickly and take care of more babies.

With the blessing of parents, children will be happy.

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Authors: gentle, freelance writer, master of education and educator, always warm and bright. Some pictures come from the internet, and the copyright belongs to the original author.