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2020 Mercedes-Benz G-Class G500 comes true, thugs in suits completely conquer this old man like me
Before starting today’s article, I want to tell you an old joke ~ As the saying goes, “A scumbag drives a big G, and a scumbag girl drives a Mercedes-Benz E.” Of course, the big G flirts with the little one. It is indeed easier for older sisters, but spending 200 just to flirt with her? [Pout]? Here, I have to clarify first that the Mercedes-Benz Big G owners I met just bought them just because they liked them, and they didn’t have any special thoughts. [Smirk]? Next, would you like to ask me to show you my car? Make your debut!
It is necessary for the Dapeng to spread its wings! But for such a big guy, I feel that the Dapeng display is far from satisfying my "love" for this car. Please let me show it off~[nose picking]
People always It is said that when you look down from the top, you will feel like you are at the top of the mountain and you can see all the small mountains. But from this angle, the Big G really looks like a king.
The round headlights are one of the souls of the Mercedes-Benz Big G. An additional 17,000 geometric beam headlights are added. I wonder if they light up! Doesn’t it look good? [Kiss]
Every angle is beautiful~~
The wheel hub is 275/55? R19, there is no upgrade or replacement, I will definitely replace it with the big and sexy feet in the future! At least in terms of size, the R19 really doesn’t fit the big G car. However, many people said that they did not recommend me to change it, and asked me if I was willing to use a car worth 2 million to go cross-country? [Pick your nose]? What a joke, whose house does not cost more than a million dollars and is exposed to the sun and rain every day
Dear readers, follow me into the car and verify my new car after 206 kilometers~
There are no complicated buttons, and it just feels comfortable when you sit in it! [Cute]? But to be honest, I don’t feel particularly excited. Maybe everyone is only interested in what they don’t get. From dream to manifestation, isn’t it just a process of working hard and taking action for the dream, and then the right time, place and people Winning
Okay, without further ado, let’s continue talking about the car~ The three-lock touch version, there are not many complicated buttons, and the chrome decoration and stitching decoration really make me feel that this is a luxury car The car, but it’s not that luxurious [smile]
Three locks. I rarely go off-road, so I won’t need this thing for the time being~ And I even wear a car jacket, unless one day I become a scumbag and I can’t be punished To fight back, I might drive it to a deserted wasteland to have fun~[heehee]
By the way, when you see this step, it is our master who is applying the film to the car~ Speaking of which, My car was shipped directly to our XPEL Jiudashan flagship store in Baoding after purchase. It was protected before it was put on the road~ I don’t want my car to be damaged. After all, if the new car has a bump or a stone splashes, I will jump on it. I swallowed the stone [angry]
It’s quite spot on. The machine-cut film really fits the handle of the vehicle and the small buttons~ I have to accept this thing, it’s so awesome? And I saw the master applying the film. The process is simply a kind of enjoyment, and sometimes I wish I could go up and help.
Voice of Berlin, play a song I really love you to pay tribute to the girls who left me in those years. I would be better off without you. good. [Crying loudly]
The independent air-conditioning in the rear row feels quite satisfactory. There is nothing much to say. After all, it is a million-level car~
I have to say something very important about the rear row. The space is not very large, I can only say that it is barely acceptable, but the Mercedes-Benz G is for driving experience [heehee]
The space in the back is not big, and the armrests are not long~ You know it Is it wrong? Are you still thinking of ways to make amends?
The next step is the new car wrapping process. I won’t go into too much detail here~ What about the process? It’s just sticking? Scratching~ Sticking? Scratching~ [Surprised]
I almost forgot~ ~The master has been tinkering with this thing before applying the film, saying it is called installation fluid~ I think it should be similar to glue, anyway, it is [insidious] to wipe on the car? Of course, the ingredients must be higher than what I thought, but the scope of my understanding is Here we are.
I have to say something extra about this place~~Why didn’t I take a picture of the lower body~Because the master is not tall enough [heehee]? He stepped on a small chair to reach the top of the big G
After applying the film, the master drove my car into this dark corridor and refused to let me in. Suddenly a red light flashed [cake]. I thought he was preparing a surprise for me, but it turned out that he was drying my car. . ?Later I heard that this is called an infrared drying system. It is a must for painting in 4S shop repair shops. Only the XPEL store in Jiudashan in Baoding has this system. It sounds very powerful. After all, I spent money and can experience more and enjoy more. That’s it [applause]
Okay, ladies and gentlemen, I wonder if you are satisfied with my car-picking work~ Comments please [heehee]
Finally, I want to add something I have to say some fair words. I don’t know how you feel about the Mercedes-Benz G car, but I have to say that this car is really full of Internet celebrity elements. I only became interested in this car after watching some short videos. Interested in cars~ [picking nose]? I am more practical. To be honest, I don’t have so many poems and faraway places, and I am not someone who wants to drive a big G into Tibet. To put it bluntly, I bought this car firstly for the Mercedes-Benz logo, and secondly. The boxy one is relatively big. In fact, I really liked the Land Rover Discovery 4 before, but it was discontinued... Then I saw the Discovery 5... and I turned around and left [silly laugh].
Finally, let’s have a standard form for car owner certification~~[smile]? Thanks for watching!
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