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2, the height of this thing, everyone is more than one meter, there is nothing to ask; Weight is such a thing, everyone is less than 200 pounds, there is nothing to ask for; There is nothing to ask about such a thing as salary.
3. How lonely is being single? Only single people know. How important is money? Only those who have no money know how important height is. Only short people know how important body shape is. Only obese people know how important looks are. Only people who are ugly enough to feel inferior know. But that is not the point. The point is, I fucking know all this.
4, the phone fell so many times, it's okay. Later, I thought that my height saved it.
At school, a classmate is more than one meter tall, but his parents are less than one meter tall. Did we laugh at his genetic mutation? He said angrily, who said I was mutated? My second uncle is 1.8 meters tall! Then, everyone was silent.
6. If the other person doesn't want you, how can you not want yourself and lose yourself? Of course, cheer up, cheer up and sing "Long live the lovelorn" for your freedom! By the way, practice your voice well and lay the foundation for becoming the supreme love song in the future.
7. Whether a man can give you a sense of security does not lie in his height at all, but in his high heart. I have met many tall and timid men. I've seen short and high-spirited men. You have to be proud to be a man. Of course, the premise is to be talented.
8. In fact, it may not be so romantic, but blind date is indeed the safest way to find a marriage. Family background, height, physical appearance, education and even whether the family has genetic reasons may be clear at a glance, thus avoiding the danger of marriage to the greatest extent. For marriage, this is obviously the most affordable.
Before the age of 9.30, men were more handsome, taller and more background, but after the age of 30, men were more wealth, power and status.
10, after identification, you are overweight, overweight, nutritionally overweight, cool and smart. Please work and live happily with a childlike innocence. Happy June 1st!
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