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Predict the result of Liverpool VS Manchester United

I think Manchester United will win tonight's game!

Prediction:

First of all, in the 19th minute of the game, Manchester United fans held up a slogan of 19, with the line below written in small Chinese characters, (一十九). Because the Liverpool goalkeeper was focused on reading the slogan and did not understand Chinese, he was wondering if Manchester United was scolding him. At this time, Rooney made an overhead kick and scored (1-0)

Then, in the 38th minute, Giggs stole the ball in the backcourt, dribbling through the midfield and into the penalty area with skilled skills. At this moment, his wife led her younger siblings, Xiaosan, Xiaosi, Xiaowu, Xiaoliu,... Xiaosanshiba. Wearing a bikini, black stockings suddenly appeared. Then there were 11 players from Liverpool and 10 from Manchester United. They had nosebleeds and fell down. Giggs was the only one fighting, driving the ball into the net easily. (2-0)

The two sides fought again. Because the two sides fought too fiercely in the first half, there was no achievement in the second half until Ferguson took off his shoes and threw them at Beckham. Hurry up and give it to me. Go up, don't sit and eat! In the 77th minute, the referee was replaced and Beckham came on. As soon as he entered the field and touched the ball for the first time in the midfield, he saw the Liverpool goalkeeper staring at the scar at the corner of his eyebrow with concentration. In anger, Beckham kicked the ball, thinking to himself, look at your sister! The Liverpool goalkeeper was too focused on the band-aid on Beckham's head, and was secretly amused, why not put it on with a larger model? At this time, the ball had crossed the goal line (3-0)

At this time, Ferguson saw that the situation was over, and in the 90th minute, he replaced the veteran Edwin van der Sar and replaced him with the old Liverpool player Owen. The linesman raised the flag and three minutes of additional time were given. In the 93rd minute, Owen touched the ball for the first time since arriving at Manchester United. Unexpectedly, the first touch of the ball resulted in a goal. Irving used his glass-like legs to touch lightly, and the ball slowly rolled toward the goal line. The Manchester United players were stunned, and the Liverpool players did not block the ball's path. When the ball slowly crossed the goal line, the referee, no, the referee had already changed. At this time, Beckham ruled that the goal was valid. Irving did 93 backflips. Looking at the camera and shouting to hundreds of millions of TV viewers, she is so damn beautiful, I also score goals, Valluni, greetings to all the women in your family! Ferguson slapped Owen with a brick. Damn it, please see whose goal it is. (3-1)

At this time, Ferguson blew the whistle for the full game. The game is over. Manchester United 3-1 Liverpool

Thank you everyone for watching, and see you next time!

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