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What are the swear words without dirty words?
1, you said that before you turn over, the salted fish will turn over, and it will still be the salted fish.
2. You think you are Halley's Comet, and 6 billion people all over the world have to watch it.
3. I heard that you are very rich and recognize Jiro as the master.
4. A guide is always a guide. Even in the economic crisis, you can't be expensive.
For me, the only way to help a cow foaming in the air is to keep your mouth shut.
6. Why didn't the country use your face to study bulletproof vests?
7. Don't drag in front of me like 2.58 million. Pose and install 13.
8. What is your vital capacity? Can you blow the cow 13 so big?
9. Go home and take a mirror and take a good look. How many onions are there on your head? If not, buy some and put them in your mind. Pretend to be garlic.
10 you idiot. 13 is like crops in the south. It grows crops three times a year and never rests.
1 1. Do you think you are Popeye and you can come out and yell at me after eating some spinach?
12 You are so shameless and heartless, shouldn't you be very light?
13, watch you walk with your head held high, for fear that others will not know that you are an airport? Don't hold on, it's all Wangzai steamed bread.
14, spring has passed, what are you still doing in spring? It turns out that spring has no seasons.
15, take a picture, dig a mouth and drum a cheek, or hold a fist to your face. Who are you going to hit or do you have cerebral thrombosis and hemiplegia?
16. When I have money, I will take you to the best mental hospital in the city.
17, who did you make that face with? I am your father (mother). You look at me like that.
18, your IQ is as thin as oxygen in the Himalayas!
19, you can say: then love takes advantage, if you really have short hands, you would have been paraplegic.
20. I was really scared when I heard that you were trafficked. Although you have dementia since childhood, you are harmless to society. Who is so bold to sell you? I'm worried about him. It's strange to sell it!
2 1, your IQ is the same as that of sweet potato, with an upper limit and no lower limit.
22, don't always be bika, you are so horny, go find Wangcai next door.
Since it is extremely ugly, don't come out and pollute other people's eyes. Just stay at home and think behind closed doors.
24. When I saw your face, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.
You said 2B, I feel sorry for that pencil.
26. Excuse me, can I ask you for some faces? I think there are three layers outside your face, so it doesn't matter if you lose a few layers!
27. I heard that you are very rich and recognize Erlang God as your master.
28. Your parents study chemistry, right? At first glance, you look like an experiment.
29. Do you want to go to the hospital? I'll take you there. Should I go to gynecology or psychiatry first?
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