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If the beans are bought back, they can't be preserved well and germinate at low tide, then they can be sold as bean sprouts, which can protect the capital.

Bean curd residue can be sold to pig farmers to make money. Sun exposure can make wine and make money.

Tofu is tender by accident, so it is sold as tender tofu to make money. When you are old, you can make money by selling old tofu.

If the tofu is too thin, sell the thin tofu; If it's too dry, sell the dried tofu to make money.

There is too much tofu water, so I forgot to scoop it when selling soybean milk. Then make tofu skin to make money.

Tofu accidentally fell into the oil, selling oily tofu to make money.

If the tofu is not sold out and stinks, sell stinky tofu. Smells bad, tastes good, and makes money.

Tofu is not sold out, make tofu milk. Everyone likes it and makes money for you.

When the tofu is sold out, let's go home and count the money, hehe