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What should a person pay attention to when living alone?
2. Don't bring home all the ambiguous members of the opposite sex who are not boyfriends. Don't let him know the detailed location of your home.
3. Have at least one face-to-face communication with neighbors. Don't even think about knocking on the door for help.
If you come home too late at night, pay attention to see if there is anyone behind you. Be careful not to waste too much time looking for the key when opening the door. Open the door-enter the room-close the door as soon as possible.
If a person takes a taxi home after midnight, ask his peers to send your friend to say goodbye: "Don't worry, I wrote down the license plate number." Let the driver hear this sentence. If you meet a perverted gangster driver, this sentence can alert him.
6. Living alone and going out alone every day are easy to be targeted by bad people nearby. You can buy two or three big T-shirts, shirts, pants and other men's clothes and hang them in conspicuous places such as window sills and balconies to create the illusion that there are men at home.
7. Unfamiliar friends, don't take them home to play. Many thefts are committed by acquaintances. 8. Use electric blankets as little as possible. Similarly, don't put your laptop directly on your abdomen. If you still want children, ...
9. Learning to thicken is a necessary skill for a novice otaku to learn cooking. Stir-fry the minced raw meat with some thickening powder first, so it will be tender. Always remember to have a small bowl of thickened juice when cooking, which is more convenient to taste, reduces the requirement of shoveling and cooking, and is more difficult to paste.
10, large pieces of meat should be yellow or fried. It is recommended to marinate with seasoning for a while before steaming. Boning will be very convenient.
1 1. Instant noodles cooked in the microwave oven are the best. After adding seasoning, add cold water (be sure to use cold water) and let the microwave oven fire for 5~6 minutes. Cook instant noodles ... well, try it yourself. I always feel that it is a huge waste to soak noodles with boiling water.
12, as if nothing had happened, watch less things that evoke past emotions, especially at night. What a long time no see, what ten years, we agreed not to listen. This is abuse. Read less. It's good to be single. Don't look for those things to stimulate yourself. I don't want to meet when it's time to meet. Holding a pillow while listening to songs and crying is boring and worthless. This advice is for you.
13, unless you want to die of heat, you must wear socks. It is true that cold begins with the feet. Even if you drink milk and soy milk every day, barefoot housekeepers who don't like sports are just as likely to catch a cold. You live alone, and no one will bury you if you die. 14, life is simple and it is not easy to get depression.
15, the home must be tidy, everything has a fixed position, and it can be put back immediately after use, which can save a lot of energy!
16, buy a smoke alarm, door and window alarm.
17, daily necessities are purchased at one time. You can buy more storable things and reduce the number of trips to the supermarket, so you won't spend money indiscriminately. It's cheap to go to the nearby vegetable market to buy food. And the quality is not much worse than that of supermarkets.
19. Try not to eat out or buy cooked food. Buy your own materials to cook.
20. Drink more water and make more soup.
Go to bed before 2 1 and 12, take good care of your skin and be healthy!
22. Be sure to get on well with your neighbors and aunts, so that your life will be much easier.
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The kind of rice cooked in the supermarket is the kind where many beans are mixed with Redmi, millet and rice. Grab a handful before going to bed at night and put it in a slow cooker to keep warm, so there will be fresh * * to drink the next morning.
Don't cook less, or you will drink for a week ... Similarly, you should cook less. You can hardly eat much by yourself. Eat a little more for a week.
24. Broccoli can be cooked, then divided into several parts and frozen in the refrigerator. When eating, steam it and mix it.
Broccoli, remember! ! ! Be sure to soak in salt water at least 1 hour before eating! Broccoli contains a lot of pesticides, so be careful.
25, cabbage, this kind of dead thing that will not go back to bad, buy one, get two leaves when you don't want to cook, fry casually, you can cook an egg soup or add it to instant noodles. Very convenient.
26. You can get up late, but you must go to bed early! ! ! Going to bed late is easy to get hungry → eating → gaining weight+poor skin+poor spirit. In the dead of night, it is easy to become sentimental and look for trouble everywhere.
27. Keep a list of utilities. If the attribute is wrong, call immediately.
28. There is a small refrigerator, which can store many snacks in case of being in a bad mood. You can put the dishes you can't finish that day.
29. Learn to repair hydropower computers.
30. Prepare more books, read them before going to bed, and sleep when you are sleepy.
3 1, you can plant flowers and raise fish, which adds a lot of vitality to your family and makes you feel good.
The most important thing is to have an extra key in the hands of a good friend! Remember, remember! !
33. We should have some nightlight at home. I am a girl, and I dare to sleep at night when there is light.
34. If there is a problem with the water and electricity at home, you can directly find the community security without the help of friends. They usually have the telephone number of the repairman.
35. Be sure to bring more keys.
36. If the computer breaks down, I really can't fix it. Just take the notebook directly to the manufacturer's repair point.
Don't stay up too late at night, get up early for work, and be sure to get enough sleep. Don't think too much before going to bed, lest it is difficult to fall asleep.
38. When cooking porridge, put a big stainless steel spoon in the pot and cover it so that it won't overflow.
39, a person's life must take care of yourself, try to be happy, haha.
40. I like to turn on the TV and clean. Usually on weekends, a person lives in a room, which is not dirty or messy. Familiar with the use of various detergents.
4 1, make a photo wall. If it really doesn't work, stick the photo on the refrigerator with a magnet. Have your own photos and family photos. Or buy a nice photo frame.
42. Raise flowers and fish. There are other creatures besides themselves.
43. Cook casually and buy a lot of things at a time. Only then did I remember that I needed someone to help me. )
44. Don't be sad at midnight. Really, as the landlord said, don't listen to a series of singles such as "Today next year" and "Meeting" or upcoming singles. If you want to listen to blue and white porcelain, we are a little love song, which means a beautiful marriage.
45, got a small sofa, you can nest in it to read. Buy another floor lamp, it's very warm.
46. Loneliness tests a person. Let's cultivate concentration, so that all poisons will not invade! Ha ha laugh
47. I do housework with music on weekends, and I like the smell of bleach and disinfectant in the bathroom and kitchen.
48. Always cook a large pot of rice, and the ice will not go bad if it is kept in the refrigerator for a long time. Cold overnight rice is used to make soaked rice and fried rice with eggs. It tastes very good.
49, that kind of fish-flavored shredded pork, Sichuan-style shredded pork powder seasoning cooking is very general, but scrambled eggs fried rice is super delicious.
50. The oven is really a good thing. There are a lot of chicken legs and ribs on the baking tray. Sprinkle a little seasoning. Don't worry if you put it in. No matter how it is baked, it will not taste bad, save trouble, reduce oil smoke and be healthy. Sometimes you bake a chocolate cake yourself, and a week's breakfast is solved like this.
5 1. Be sure to prepare vegetables and fruits at home and take vitamin tablets regularly.
52, put a little smoked ham slices in the refrigerator, not easy to break, eating meat addiction is not troublesome.
53. One should also sleep in a big bed with a double quilt. It will be warmer to put more plush toys in the bed.
54. Love Phoenix is a good thing. It can listen to songs, turn it off remotely, and can also be used as an alarm clock.
55. The writing desk must be large and spacious enough to hold computers, pens, books, newspapers, basins, mats, mirrors and all kinds of cosmetics. Tidying up your desk when you are in a bad mood will have a good effect of tidying up your mood.
56. Curtains should have screens so that you can sleep to death.
57. Never eat instant noodles unless you have to. It is high in calories and contains preservatives, which is not good for your health.
58. You can buy a yogurt machine to make yogurt, make three bags at a time, drink three fifths, and put the rest in the safe and refrigerator as the starter for the next yogurt. Drinking yogurt for half an hour after a meal is good for your health. You can also DIY all kinds of fruits.
59. If you buy yogurt, choose the plain/skim type instead of the fruit-rich type, because the calories are too high.
60. Sprinkle some salt when cooking after buying food, soak in water for a while, and soak away pesticides and bugs.
6 1, buy all kinds of miscellaneous grains, and add whatever you want when cooking, such as black rice/brown rice/oatmeal. Rich nutrition is good for your health.
62. Buy all kinds of beans and sprinkle them all when cooking, which is good for your health.
63, mainly vegetarian, with meat, the intake of toxins will be less (it is said that animals will release ptomaine because of anger before they die, er ... will it be horrible for people to eat too much, and eating too much meat may aggravate their body odor)
64. Buy a book if you have nothing to do. What a way to kill time and increase wisdom.
65. If you share a room, get along well with your neighbors. If you live alone, you must have family/friends who know where you live, and always keep in touch to avoid the corpses at home.
66. Learn all kinds of soup making methods (this should be strengthened)
67. Exercise every day and do yoga for 40 minutes two hours after dinner. Don't be too high to fall asleep.
68. Girl friends have to change underwear every day ~
69. Spending time on skin care/maintenance is a good way to kill time. ...
70. Two umbrellas, one for the company and one for home.
7 1, put the used things back, you don't have to clean them at ordinary times, but do a general cleaning on weekends and scrub them everywhere.
72. Soak vegetables in salt water for one hour before frying. I don't know if the pesticide has been removed, but at least I feel safe.
73. A glass of salt water in the morning and a glass of honey water in the evening.
Keel soup said by LZ is highly recommended.
75. Buy some red dates and Chinese wolfberry and put them at home. Remember to put a few in each soup.
76, eat Chili, why Chengdu MM is very fat, the reason is because they like to eat Chili, it is said that burning body fat is said to be just right.
77. When you have nothing to do, you can light incense, which is much cheaper than essential oil, but it is not bad, and it can also sterilize and repel mosquitoes.
78. Drop a few lilies every time you cook rice porridge. Clear fire and raise beauty.
79. Make a facial mask two or three times a week.
80, eat more bananas and apples, upstairs MM said that lemon soaked in water is very good. I bought two a few days ago, but I'm lazy these two days and haven't soaked yet. Lazy people.
8 1, the meat quality of the keel sold in the supermarket is much worse than that of the small row ... but it is also much cheaper than that of the small row (the price is only half of that of the small row), and the meat is enough, so buy it and stew it.
Soup, 10 yuan keel is enough to drink sparerib soup for two days. It's a good deal.
82. Playing computer for a long time without moving is not good for shoulders, waist and neck. If the computer is a laptop, you'd better have a laptop desk, then play on the bed for an hour, put the laptop on the bed for half an hour, and sit up straight on the coffee table or table for an hour ... This kind of rotation is certainly not as good as exercise and rest, but it takes longer.
It's much better to keep one posture.
83. Turn your head when nothing happens ... When you open the webpage ... when the video is buffered ... when you start the computer ... just get used to your neck, and it is important not to leave the computer.
84. When you go shopping in the supermarket, you can buy some inexplicable seasonings, such as thick soup packets, oyster sauce, braised pork, braised fish, spiced powder, ginger and the like ... you can use them when frying leftovers at night. Fried rice, bibimbap and mustard tuber are better than those in the street.
85. Don't trust the so-called cheap and good restaurants on the street. More than once, I saw someone fishing for waste oil in the sewer in front of the restaurant after 12 at night. Whether it belongs to a small restaurant or not, it is most likely that the refined oil will flow back. Unless you are sure it is safe and hygienic ... try to cook by yourself.
86, buy a white radish, or an old pumpkin, a pile of cabbage and the like, cut and cook a pot of soup, throw some sugar and rock sugar, and don't put anything else (not a drop of oil! ), pour it in a cup instead of a drink. One pot is enough for one day.
87. It is convenient to take a bath every day or once every two days. Wash in underwear and wipe with soap ... unless you are a person with heavy body odor, they are all clean, but don't hang them in the bathroom.
88. Try to put cooking wine when cooking meat dishes. Put sugar and star anise in the stew.
89. Don't let your established boyfriend turn your home into his hotel. Come whenever you want, and leave whenever you want.
90. At least 1 friends can spend the night when you forget your house key. 9 1. When looking for a house, consider safety and location first. Public security in the neighborhood is very important. The position should not be too biased. It is convenient to go home at night. If possible, try to choose the place where friends get together and take care of each other. Satisfy these two points and then consider other factors.
92. Don't take yourself too seriously as a girl. At least you can change light bulbs, move gas tanks, clean the ceiling and assemble folding wardrobes.
93. Because I am single and afraid of loneliness, I will arrange many programs for myself. But at the same time, you should also plan for yourself: at work and in life. If you think you can have fun before you are 25, you will soon be in no mood to play after you are 25.
94. Keep a medicine box at home. I suddenly had a stomachache at night, and no one went downstairs to buy medicine for you.
95. Remember the telephone number of the nearest police station.
96. No matter how simple the home is, a mirror is necessary. Whenever and wherever, just stay beautiful.
97. If you have a boyfriend, he asks for cohabitation. Think it over before you promise him.
98. Go home after nightlife. On the premise of ensuring safety, refuse all men's offers to send you home. If it's too late to refuse, ask him to see you off when there are still two buildings away from home. Many perverts show their true colors downstairs.
99. What should you do when you have determined that he is a pervert and accidentally let him take you home? Don't let him know the location of your home, pretend that the other building is your home, go in under his nose and wait for at least 20 minutes before coming out (many wolves will observe downstairs for a long time, and judge whether you live in this building by the details such as whether the voice-activated lights on the stairs and the corresponding windows are on). Generally, he has left after 20 minutes, so you can go home safely.
100, don't be stupid enough to skip work and go on a date. Add a little small class, so don't keep complaining about looking at the watch. You won't have this future.
10 1. Don't expect to find the right person through blind date until you are mature enough. Because you don't even know what kind of person you are looking for at this time.
102, otaku who lives alone, had better learn two tricks. I was robbed of my bag once when I came home late, and then I went in and out with a knife every day. One of my colleagues insisted that I put it away, saying that girls are weak and it is more dangerous to be taken away with a knife.
103. He taught me to give my bag to gangsters if they rob me again. Don't be nervous, don't make a hullabaloo about, and don't take things from bad people. Negotiate, let them take money and mobile phones. Maybe I can get my mobile phone card and ID card back. By the way, I'd better not put a bank card in my bag, or I'll lose a lot.
104, if you meet a robber, well, that friend taught you to pretend to be a coward before you put your eyes in, so don't be soft.
105. Don't say anything when you meet someone who climbs into the room at night. The thief turned our house upside down, and we took a bite and lay there pretending to be dead. No matter what others took, we resolutely pretended not to see it.
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