High-grade and sand-carved birthday wishes are funny than funny birthday wishes.

It's my friend's birthday. I've compiled some advanced and sand-carved birthday wishes, which are funny and funny. Let's have a look!

1. Birthday greetings from senior sand sculpture: ugly when the world is cold! It's not easy to live to this day! Who doesn't live like this? Don't have any ideas, just live! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

2. Funny birthday greetings: I wish you a big fish and big meat; Accompanied by singing beauty; The daily income is not enough; Dare to live longer than the tortoise. Happy birthday!

3. Blessing plus blessing is many blessings, blessing minus blessing is the starting point of blessing, blessing plus blessing is infinite blessing, and blessing plus blessing is the only blessing. Happy birthday to you!

4. Senior and sand-carved birthday wishes: On your birthday, I wish you a healthy career, a strong body, countless money, no hard work, leisure like a mouse, romance like music, and happiness.

5. Birthday boy, I wish you all your hopes will come true, all your dreams will come true, all your waiting will appear, and all your efforts will be fulfilled.

6. Funny birthday greetings: Today is your birthday, and your friend requested a power train pawn for you. Please take your mobile phone and knock it hard on the floor … OK, the song ordering is over

7. Every year, flowers are similar, and people are different. It's not a dream to wake up, and the wrinkles between the eyebrows are heavy. On your birthday, I only hope you can be happy, healthy and beautiful. Happy birthday!

8. Give me trouble and I will turn it into happiness for you! Give me sadness, and I will turn it into happiness for you! Give me the frustration, and I will turn it into strength for you! Give me loneliness, and I will turn it into friendship for you! May friendship last forever! Happy birthday!

9. You are the happiest woman in the world! There is a husband who loves you and keeps his promise to you all his life and walks with you every year today! Happy birthday, dear!

1. Dear, I just want to tell you that everything about you is touching my heart and I will love you forever.

11. On your birthday, I will send you happy notes as a gift. May you have 365 beautiful days and sincerely wish you a happy birthday!

12. Dear sister, I have a very precious gift. I want to give it to you. That is the short message I am sending you now. Happy birthday.

13. I wish my sister a happy birthday, a smooth work and a good mood every day!

14. I wish you happiness as an old tortoise in the East China Sea, and you will live longer than a big stone in Nanshan.

15. * Happy birthday * I wish you look up and see Cupid today, meet a great beauty when you go out, lower your head and pick up a bundle of hundred-dollar bills, and step on smelly shit when you go home!

16. Birthday Happy! Make a wish and let all the stars in the sky bless you. The shining background light shines on your cheeks, although it is weak, it can extend far away.

17. Every morning and evening, your life will be filled with my concerns, which will be infinitely wonderful. The ends of the earth, your journey will be accompanied by my thoughts, and you will no longer be lonely. Send you romantic wishes, may you be happy forever! Happy birthday!

18. I wish you a happy birthday, Happy. Always smile. For your place in my heart every day, for the roses you bring to my life, and for the love and memories between us.

19. I should pick you up again and again, and then give you a birthday kiss. I wish you a very happy birthday!

2. You are a honey and I am a melon. You are not a stupid melon on your birthday. You are a honey melon after reading the text message! I wish you: laugh after reading the message, happy birthday!

21. Today is your birthday. To congratulate you, all the ladies' toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Come!

22. I don't want to give you a birthday present now, so I'll write you a blessing. If you don't think the gift is enough, I'll join you to wish you a happy birthday!

23. Today is my sister's birthday. I wish her a happy birthday, a smooth job and a good mood every day!

24. My last birthday was really bad. My car broke down, and then my girlfriend abandoned me. This is not enough. A friend sent me a card, which actually said: I wish you a birthday like this every year!

25. On your birthday, I wish you Pepsi-Cola, everything is Fanta, every day, wow, every month, Pepsi-Cola, and every year in Gao Legao, the mood is like Sprite, always eye-catching.

26. It is said that meteors can give whatever they want. If possible, I would like to wait under the night sky until a star is touched by me. Happy birthday! ! !

27. All the blessings are with our love. On this special day, they are crowded in your glass, red and deep, to the bottom of my heart!

28. When you see this short message, haha! You are one year older! If you want to stay young forever, please read the following words aloud: Today is my birthday, I am so happy!

29. I wish my sister the longer she grows, the more beautiful she is. She is both happy and happy, and spring is always there like spring every day.

3. If you miss something, you can't finish talking. Your caring heart will never change. A string of sincere wishes, an extraordinary heart, sincerely wish you a happy birthday!

31. I wrote your name in the sky to wish you a happy birthday, but it was taken away by the wind. Write your name on the beach to wish you a happy birthday, but it was taken away by the waves; Write your name on the street to wish you a happy birthday, but I was taken away by the police. Please come to the police station with your birthday red envelope and release me.

32. Animal Star: Pig, you are very happy on your birthday. Congratulations on having wrinkles for another year ... One step closer to wrinkles ...

33. Happy birthday to you. Your kindness has made the world a better place. May this day that belongs to you bring you happiness, and may the future days be icing on the cake!

34. Wish my sister a happy birthday, smooth work and a good mood every day!

35. A lady went into a pet shop and wanted to buy a sweater for a puppy. The salesman asked her to bring the puppy to check the size. Miss: No, I wanted to surprise it on its birthday.

36. If I have a million dollars, I will send you 99999. Do I have a million dollars? No, so I can only send you a short message with ten cents to wish you a happy birthday.

37. Warmly congratulate you on your birthday, send you my love and send you a small gift. Happy every day, always smiling

38. Happy birthday to my beautiful, optimistic, enthusiastic, healthy, confident and energetic big friend-mom!

39. You ran n laps on the runway of life in one breath. Today, it's the starting point again. Are you tired? Have a rest. Tomorrow you will start a new circle. And I, China, bless you, and I will stand by the runway and cheer for you as always.

4. I'll give you a gift with the heaviest amount of feces since there was shit. You will eat a kilo, please include it. If you feel that the amount of feces is not enough, please help yourself

41. Happy birthday! I wish you: happiness is like an old tortoise in the East China Sea, longevity is bigger than a big stone in Nanshan, and a smile is always there.

42. Passers-by are passing by, eyes are looking forward to blessings, thoughts are replacing life, and expectations are better than waiting. It is another year beyond this stormy journey. I wish you expectations every year, good wishes every month and a good mood every day!

43. After I rubbed the magic lamp three times, the lamp god asked me what I wanted to wish for. I said: I want you to help me bless a person who is reading a short message. I hope that person has a happy birthday and will always be happy.

44. I offer my love to you. I wish you a happy birthday. You are my good sister forever.

45. Today is your birthday. To congratulate you, all the ladies' toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Come! Pig, grow up quickly! Pig, you get out as soon as possible! Happy birthday, pig!

46. The wind is transparent, the rain is ticking, the clouds are flowing, the songs are free, the love is intentional, the love is crazy, the sky is eternal, and you are unforgettable. Happy birthday!

47, lonely days, I will see you in the moon palace, I am very excited! I shouted your name, "You are such a pig. Why did you come to the Moon Palace again?"