Are there any funny quiz questions?

1. Why do bats often hang upside down?

Because it has gastroptosis.

2. A train takes 6 hours to arrive from point A to point B. Now it has traveled 3 hours. Where should the train be now?

On the railroad tracks.

3. After breakfast, I took a big steamed bun to the toilet. Why was there only half of the steamed bun left when I came out?

He forgot to bring toilet paper.

4. Why does everyone say that Xiao Mao eats human flesh without spitting out the bones?

Because he ate a dough maker.

5. Why does my brother never stop when driving a military vehicle at an intersection?

He used to drive a train.

6. Under what circumstances does one plus one definitely not equal two?

A large cup of water added to a pound of flour will only equal one piece of dough.

7. Why do vampires never drink fruit juice or vegetable juice?

Afraid of the cross in "Juice".

8. The male crab drank alcohol because he was afraid of being blamed by his wife. He sprayed cologne on himself and rinsed his mouth before going home. However, before he even entered the house, he was waiting all the way at the door. My wife found it drunk again, why?

Because he walked back straight.

9. Abi will take the English test tomorrow. He heard that the Bodhisattva at Fo Guang Shan answers all requests. He hurriedly went to the mountain to burn incense and pray to the Buddha, asking the Bodhisattva to bless him to pass the test tomorrow. But he still failed the English test the next day. Why?

Because the Bodhisattva cannot understand English, he cannot make the crossing!

10. If a person encounters 10 lions on his way home, what will he become?

Ten piles of lion poop.

11. What should you do when your girlfriend keeps pestering you for stars in the sky?

Punch her hard and ask her if she wants the moon

12. Which comes first, the dentist or the toothache?

Toothworm

13. Cosmetics make women’s faces beautiful, but who’s faces become ugly?

The man who pays

14. Wang Jing is a polite person, but when does he not invite others in when someone knocks on the door?

He is in the toilet

15. What is the most painful thing for birds?

Cannot ascend to heaven after death

16. Wang Jing took 100 yuan to the store and bought 75 yuan of stuff, but the boss only gave him 5 yuan. Why?

He only gave the boss 80 yuan

17. What kind of person hopes to have as many children as possible?

Children's product manufacturer

18. What is the last thing a person should do before death?

Breathe your last breath

19. How big of a ship is needed to transport a 5-ton piece of wood from upstream to downstream?

No need for a boat, just float

20. A full passenger plane fell from a high altitude, but no one was injured.

Why?

All dead

21. Wang Jing, who graduated from junior high school, studied high school and university courses by himself. What is his education level?

Arrogance

22. What is the difference between the son of a dragon and the son of a dog?

One is the prince and the other is the dog

23. What is the difference between a flea and a lion?

Have you ever seen fleas on a lion?

24. On January 1, 2000, everyone was doing something very important. Do you remember what it was?

Breathe

25. Who knows best how many stars there are in the sky?

God knows

26. Under what circumstances can one mountain accommodate two tigers?

Tiger is in love

27. What does tit for tat mean?

Tooth extraction and denture

28. Wang Jing and Wang Jing died in a secret room. There was only a puddle of water and broken glass on the ground. May I ask the cause of their death?

They are goldfish

29. What food is produced in the east, south, west and north?

Gua

30. Wang Jing is ugly and has no money, but two handsome men fight to the death in order to marry her. Why?

Whoever loses will marry her

31. Why do only female mosquitoes suck blood?

There are no inconveniences for male mosquitoes for a few days

32. What can a coward eat to make him brave?

How courageous a dog is

33. When does the dick feel the best?

The boss is not here

34. Why did Guan Gong die so miserably?

A beauty has a bad life

35. Which coin of the same value in 1992 or 1993 is heavier?

More than "one" in 1993

36. The second time the tortoise and the hare raced, the hare tried his best, but still lost. Why?

The end is at sea

37. What is the thing that should not be seen in broad daylight?

Film

38. What shakes, three becomes five, and five becomes again?

Fan

39. When a ferocious cat saw a mouse, it ran away. Why?

Chasing

40. Wang Jing and his wife have been married for more than ten years and have not given birth to a child, but they have children. Why?

Multiple twins

41. Three people hold an umbrella, and the umbrella is only as big as one person, but none of them got wet. Why?

It didn’t rain.

42. Wang Jing was twelve years old when he was in the first year of junior high school. Why was he still twelve years old in the third year of junior high school?

Only one day apart

43. A dog competed with a frog. Why did the dog win?

No breaststroke allowed

44. Wang Jing participated in the 100-person hula hoop competition and persisted until the last moment, but was disqualified from the championship.

Why?

Too fat and stuck

45. What parts does the pen consist of?

Bamboo, wool

46. Why are modern people increasingly dishonest in their words?

The appearance of the phone

47. All of Wang Jing’s working friends have gone to sea, why doesn’t he?

Afraid of drowning

48. The cruel king asked the honest Wang Jing to buy a hundred pigs, but Wang Jing only brought back 99 pigs. Why?

No need to answer! If you want to know the answer to this question, please leave a message!

49. A horror movie is being played in the cinema. The whole audience is screaming, but Xiaoying in the cinema is laughing. Why?

She was watching a comedy in another cinema

50. An eagle was flying in the sky. Suddenly it started to rain and the eagle fell down. Why?

It used its wings to cover the rain, so it fell down

51. What is the best way to keep your eyes open for the longest time?

Let that person die with his eyes open

52. In addition to saving time and effort than stairs, what is the biggest advantage of elevators?

What if the wrestling doesn’t go all the way?

53. Why do ants crawl on the sugar jar?

Because the lid was not closed

54. The hungry big bad wolf saw a lost lamb on the grassland. He jumped over and was about to have a meal. After just saying a word to it, the big bad wolf turned around and left obediently. What did the little sheep say?

The little sheep pointed at a tiger gearing up in the grass behind him, and said to the big bad wolf tremblingly, it...came first!

55. There was a fat man and a thin man walking together. The fat man was suddenly hit by a falling high-voltage wire. The fat man died. The thin man did not touch the fat man or the wire, but he also died. Why?

Fried to death

56. Why are Japanese legs shorter?

Because there are many earthquakes, the center of gravity is more stable with short legs!

57. There is a man wearing a safety helmet with a fan tied underneath, holding an electric fan and a kettle in his hands, and wearing skates

where is he going?

Mental Hospital

58. There was a train traveling at a speed of 40 kilometers per hour. During the train, a passenger suddenly opened the door and ran out, but was not injured at all. Why?

Because the passengers opened the doors of two carriages and ran out to another carriage!

59. What is the difference between tragedy and comedy?

Comedies turn into tragedies when no one watches them.

60. Someone did all the good deeds in his life, but he was still struck to death by lightning. How could this happen?

Accident.

61.Do cats have fleas?

Cats only give birth to kittens.

62. Some people say that it is difficult to see penguins in the Arctic. Why?

There are no penguins in the Arctic.

63. What’s wrong with sitting in the lobby with a toilet?

Corrupt officials.

64. Who is keen on spending the money saved by the living on the dead?

A filial son and a virtuous grandson.

65. When can people most feel that the earth is constantly rotating?

When drunk.

66. Do you know the place you can only go to and never come back from?

The underworld.

67. If a warehouse storing what items catches fire, valuable items will not be lost?

Vault.

68. What is a person’s lifelong event?

Death.

69.Why does Xiao Cong like to read in a room without lights?

Daytime.

70. Do you know which store cannot recruit "salesmen"?

Shroud shop.

71. Why doesn’t Xinhua Bookstore sell books?

It’s foreign.

72. What do you borrow that does not need to be returned?

Light.

73. People say to Adan that her clothes are unbuttoned, but she doesn’t care at all. Why is this?

No deduction.

74. Three people walked down the street holding an umbrella, but they didn’t get wet. Why?

It didn’t rain.

75. Why can Lao Zhang brush his teeth and hum at the same time?

Brush your dentures.

76. How many worms are the scariest when eating an apple?

Half a strip.

77. What will increase in size by half when it is turned upside down?

6.

78. What is something that belongs to you, but others often use it?

Name.

79. Where can you always find happiness?

Dictionary.

80. What is the biggest difficulty in "grinding an iron pestle (rod) into a needle"?

The eye of a needle.

81 What is more likely to be sold at a higher price?

Scrap.

82. What kind of ball is getting bigger and bigger?

Prickly pear.

83. Dad is filling the thermos bottle, and mom is putting water in to wash clothes. What does Xiao Cong want to do at this time?

Urine.

84. Do you use chopsticks or a spoon when eating?

Mouth.

85. What keeps rising but never falls?

Age.

86. What becomes more dirty the more it is laundered?

Clay figurine.

87. Xiao Cong fried a pot of red beans and soybeans, and then poured the beans on the plate. How to make the red beans and soybeans occupy one side of the plate?

One of each.

88. What kind of "electricity" doesn't shock people?

Congratulatory message.

89. What is the animal closest to humans?

Lice.

90. There are several holes in the newly bought woolen sweater. Why?

How to wear it without holes.

91. What has no legs but can travel day and night?

Clock

92. What has only one foot but travels to every corner of the house?

Broom.

93. What started dancing just after it died?

Falling leaves.

94 What can carry a hundred bales of hay but cannot carry a grain of sand?

River water.

95. What has no mouth but can make a sound, has no feet but can run to the end of the world, has no hands but can hit people with pain, and is gone before it appears?

Wind.

96. What white thing is put in the mouth and yellow thing is put in the soil?

Rice.

97. What has countless leaves but no roots?

Book.

98. What runs around day and night but never leaves its bed?

River water.

99. What cannot be used until it is broken?

Eggs.

100. When something breaks, everyone applauds?

World record.

101. What can be destroyed without touching it?

Promise.

102.Why do wedding rings symbolize eternity?

It has no head and no tail.

103. What is the most unsociable person in the world?

Milestones. They never stand together.

104. What questions must you answer “yes” to?

"How do you pronounce y-e-s?"

105. Pandas are from China, koalas are from Australia, so where are wild wolves?

Motorcycle shops across the country

106. Why do some people have three hands?

Pickpocket

107. What kind of knife can be sharpened more sharply, so that it will not hurt others, but will bring disaster to yourself?

Skate

108. Why do typhoons only happen in summer?

Because they hibernate in winter

109. Why did the dinosaurs perish?

Because it is called "the dragon that may perish"

110. Why is the giraffe's neck so long?

Because its head is so high, it has to use such a long neck to pick it up.

111. Which part of the earth’s surface is never illuminated by the sun?

All, because the earth does not emit light, it can never reach the sun.

112. Why don’t the police hold umbrellas when it rains?

You are not afraid of bullets and bullets, but are you still afraid of getting wet in the rain?

113. Two owls were chatting, and one of them claimed that he could go out during the day without wearing sunglasses. Why?

Because it was a blind owl

114. A little bird accidentally flew into Kiss disco and suddenly fell down. What happened?

The volume was too loud and it covered its ears with its wings, so it fell down.

115. Why does a paper airplane cost 100 million yuan?

Because that piece of paper is a check for 100 million yuan

116. Recruit A Guo: "Report to the squad leader! There is a fly in my soy milk." Why did the squad leader say nothing happened< /p>

Tell him

Don’t worry, drink it, there will be no problem?

Because the spider in the steamed bun will get rid of the fly.

117. A person suffers from high blood pressure. The doctor said that as long as he doesn’t eat too much salt, he will be fine. But after hearing this, he decides to move. Why?

Because his family lives in a saltwater area.

118. Benben’s transcripts will only be issued on Monday. Why was he beaten by his father just because of his grades on Sunday night?

His father is a teacher

119.2 egrets sleep standing up. How many feet are they standing on the ground?

One, (A row of egrets rising into the sky)

120. The big bear went to the toilet during the most exciting part of the movie. Why?

He didn’t go to the movies at all.

121. There is a person who has been facing an electric fan. Why is it still very hot?

Because he blows on the electric fan with his mouth

122. Maomao loves to doze off a lot in class. How can I stop him from dozing off?

get out of class is over

123. Why was it that the whole class was laughing at Xiaoqiang for being stupid the day before, but everyone no longer laughed at him the next day?

Because he bought the refined version of Brain Teasers

124. Wangzi was waiting for the bus under the license plate. Several buses passed by one after another, but he stood motionless. Get in the car, why?

Because he had a hundred dollar bill under his feet, he had to wait until no one was around to pick it up again

125. Life is not smooth, what should I do?

Put it on with an iron!

126. The two couples are standard beauties and handsome men, why did they give birth to an ugly baby?

The couple had full-body plastic surgery

127. Is there anything more annoying than a wife refusing to go to the kitchen after marriage?

My wife can’t cook

128. When an ugly woman goes for plastic surgery, why does the doctor say she doesn’t need plastic surgery at all?

What she needs is to be reincarnated!

129. Ms. Wang has already given birth to two children. Why does everyone say that she does not want to be the mother of two children?

She is a mother of three children

130. Xiaozhen has not achieved much in her career, so why is she nicknamed a strong woman?

She often "forces others to make things difficult"

131. Why is Rodin's sculpture "The Thinker" not wearing clothes?

Because he is thinking about which one to wear!

132. Babies always cry loudly when they are born. Why?

Because I saw that the nurse who delivered the baby was very beautiful, but I was too young!

133. Lao Zhao is a well-behaved man, why do you call him "old man who doesn't cultivate" at the same time?

If you don’t retire when you are old, you will prevent others from upgrading.

134. What kind of woman should a Playboy match?

The woman who is a "flower among flowers"

135. His father repeatedly warned Aniu, who was still in high school, never to set foot in a beef farm because there were things he shouldn't see there, but A Niu still took a peek. What on earth would he see that he shouldn't have seen? (Don’t think wrongly!)

His dad

136. What is the most meaningful thing for 12 united mice?

Bullying a Cat in Distress

137. Why do the richer people have bigger coffins when they die?

It is easy to "turn over"

138. Adults are larger, children are smaller, foreigners have more hair, Chinese people have less hair, so

< p>Only for units, what are the hard and soft ones?

Hand

139. Ahua asked Manman to sign, but Manman refused to sign. Why?

Because Ahua asked him to sign in the spouse column of his ID card!

140. If there is only the last man left on the earth, he is writing a suicide note at the table, and suddenly there is a knock on the door. It is not an alien, nor an animal, nor a sandstorm. Guess who is knocking? Door?

It’s a woman

141. Tiantian has touched a train traveling at a speed of 200 kilometers per hour with his body many times, but it was not damaged at all. What’s going on?

He was in the train carriage

142. On the bus, an old gentleman stood next to Xiao Ming, and there were no empty seats around him. Xiao Ming had always been very He was polite, but this time he had no intention of giving up his seat.

,Why?

Xiao Ming is the driver

143. A dog fell from a plane at an altitude of 10,000 meters, but did not fall to death. What happened here?

The dog fell on the floor of the plane

144. Pangpang and Liangliang are both third-year students. They usually walk at the same speed, but Pangpang is always 15 minutes behind Liangliang. I arrived at school within minutes, but Pangpang didn’t stay or play. What’s going on?

They are not in the same school

145. Why is it better to have no money than to have money?

So happy~ (As the saying goes, being poor is happy!)

146. What is the advantage of being short compared to being tall?

Don’t be afraid of being crushed if the sky falls~ (Hee hee~ There is a tall person holding it up)

147. Who was the fastest during the Three Kingdoms?

Cao Cao~ (As the saying goes: Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrives)

148. When a cat competes with a tiger, why doesn’t the tiger dare?

Catch mice~ (Who has ever seen a tiger catch a mouse?)

149. The thermometer fell off, what does it mean?

The nails on the wall are not fastened~ (It cannot be hung, so of course it falls down^-^)

150. How can you prevent a stone from sinking into the sea?

Put it on the boat~ (Hey~ there are many answers to this question. This question is just a waste of time)

151. The person who dares to "throw himself into the river" but does not dare to "commit suicide" What do you do?

Bungee jumper~ (If he dares to "commit suicide", why is there a rope tied to his leg?)

152. Why are there so few exhibits in two exhibitions that are not much different? Is the ticket price expensive?

Rare things are more valuable

153. Someone bought a bottle of soda, opened the cap and found that there were no bubbles at all. He couldn't help but asked the salesperson loudly, "Why is there no air in the soda?" "The salesperson said yes, so where is it?"

As soon as you drink, the anger in your stomach will come up

154. When someone went to the bathhouse to take a bath, the waiter looked down on him for the first time, threw him an old towel and left. After he took a bath, he dropped a gold coin. So when he went there for the second time, the waiter was very attentive to him, but after he took a bath, he only took out a copper plate. Why?

This time I gave you the money for the last bath, but the last time you gave me the money for this bath

155. What kind of white rice can have three flavors? ?

With raw rice, there are raw, cooked and half-cooked ones

156. Where is the birthplace of the Yellow River?

Heaven, doesn’t it say that the water of the Yellow River comes from the sky?

157. A pickpocket asked a priest to bless him for 50 pounds. What should the priest say to get the money without violating the rules? What about conscience?

The priest said: "If God punishes someone for stealing, may God accomplish his will through you.

”

158. Why do people use five fingers to grab something to eat when they are hungry?

Because there are only five fingers on one hand

159 .The husband is the head of the family, why should he listen to his wife?

Because the wife is the neck

160. In addition to serving his own wife, who has to serve other people’s wives? ?

Because he has a daughter

161. Mary broke a plate. What did her mother say when she went over and found that another plate was broken? ? >

Mom asked, how did you break it?

162. How can you do your homework to ensure that there is only one mistake?

If you don’t do your homework, this is your only one. Error

163. Why can’t Jesus’ father be seen in the painting of the Virgin Mary holding the young Jesus?

He was painting this painting at the time?

164. A man was on a business trip and couldn't go home right away because of something, so he wrote to his wife. Why did his wife ask him to go home immediately after reading the letter?

Because the handwriting was illegible, the wife had no choice but to go home immediately. Ask him to read the letter himself

165. Jack left his wallet under his pillow in the morning. Why was he worried even though he had an honest servant?

Because the servant will give the wallet to his wife

166. The husband said that he is not afraid of death for his wife, but why did the husband abandon his wife and run away when the big black bear appeared?

< p>Because it is not a dead bear (death = dead bear)

167. What are the benefits of buying an expensive ring for your wife?

It can save you money on gloves? Money, haha, it seems that the gain is not worth the loss~

168. What kind of eggs are born alive?

Idiot

169. Xiao Li spat everywhere. He was fined 50 cents. He took out one dollar, but the police had no money to change. What should he do now?

Spit again

170. There were six wars in Spain in the fifteenth century. Which six times?

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 times

171. How many sides does a box have?

Two sides: Inside and outside

172. The fortune teller gave Xiao Li an envelope and told him not to open it unless there was something happy.

On the day of the blind date, Xiao Li opened the envelope and was shocked: "Why is it so effective!" What was written in the envelope?

"You have something happy today!"

173. Which bird likes to dress up the most?

Thrush

174. Which sea is the widest in the world?

Cihai

175. If a museum caught fire and you could only save one piece of art, which one would you choose?

The one closest to the door

176. Who is the most polite person to entertain guests?

Hunchback

177. If you eat one of three apples, how many are left?

Three (two outside the belly, one inside the belly)

1.78. When a 1.78 million-ton ship leaves the port, where does it go?

Shanghai

179. There is a company with a slogan on its door: "It all depends on everyone's love." What kind of company is this?

Hat Factory

180. Where is the secret to gaining weight taught?

Chef training class

181. When you were playing cards, your wife asked you to go home. You said, "The car broke down and you can't come back!" Your wife believed it, why?

Because it was said on the phone

182. Who can really reap the consequences for himself under what circumstances?

The fruit shop owner offended all his customers

183. I handed in a pledge to quit smoking but still smoked every day, but my wife was helpless. Why?

What is written in the guarantee letter is: "Stop smoking tomorrow"

184. The baby is not sick, but his mother is clamoring to take him to the hospital. Why?

The baby is about to be born

185. Which tooth grows last in humans?

Dentures

186. A triangle has three angles, a hexagon has six angles, and how many angles does a circle have?

There are ten corners in a circle

187. What kind of army is the "notional" army?

Air Force

188. What is the first impression of a mute?

Profound

189. Apart from nails and hair, Achang has never suffered any stab wounds on any other part of his body. Do you believe it? WHY?

Impossible, because the umbilical cord was cut when he was born

190. What kind of ladder can only be climbed down but not up?

Slide

191. How can you get double the rest?

Dream that I am sleeping

192 Why is it said that all Buddhists are concentrated in the north?

Namo Amitabha

193 Who is taboo with the polite phrase "take care of me"?

Photo studio owner

194. What is something you really want to know, but would regret seeing it?

Answer

195. What kind of music do soldiers like to listen to the most?

Military bugle sound

196. What happens after a person is beheaded?

Getting shorter