Humorous and humorous sentences during the epidemic

The humorous sentences are as follows:

1. I used to want to see someone and leave just as soon as I asked, but now I can’t. The nucleic acid report will be issued within 48 hours.

2. According to the current development of the epidemic, the next time we go out to play, we should be at the 60-year-old Sunset Red Senior Group!

3. I decided to attribute all the misfortunes in my life to the epidemic, and I will no longer be at fault.

4. I used to be afraid of seeing ghosts when I went out at night, but now I am afraid of seeing people when I go out during the day.

5. If you hear the wind and move quickly, the epidemic is a silent order.