Litchi struggle slogan

The most appropriate way to go to Huizhou is probably to recite Su Dongpo's famous poem "Eat Litchi": "At four o'clock in the spring in Luofu Mountain, oranges and bayberries are new." There are 300 lychees a day. I don't want to be a Lingnan person when I grow up. "

Then climb to the lychee tree, full of lychees, red, green, Huang Chengcheng, all kinds of colors, just like children painting at will. Reach out and take it off. Pick it up and put it in your mouth.

How to recite this poem with litchi in your mouth?

Climbing the litchi tree, I'm afraid it's too late to recite poems.

I guess Su Dongpo wrote his poem after eating enough litchi. Therefore, this poem is very natural and happy, which is a great satisfaction after eating and drinking.

At present, the largest litchi producing area is not Huizhou, but there is Su Dongpo's masterpiece Eat Litchi, and these two famous brands, Luofushan and Litchi, can't be taken away anyway. This is also a concrete manifestation of the importance of culture. No amount of money you spend on advertising can achieve this effect.

Can a person eat 300 lychees a day? I highly doubt this. Delicious as I am, can eat as I am, and have awe of "300". 300 lychees weigh about 9 pounds. It is possible to eat 9 pounds of lychees a day. The point is, who can eat lychee from morning till night?

Last July, my family was invited by Huicheng District of Huizhou to eat litchi. I privately made an appointment with my senior brother Liang, and under the leadership of the couple, I went deep into the "Dongpo Litchi Village" in Luofu Mountain to eat the freshest litchi.

I have always had a tree climbing complex, and I have written many articles about trees in recent years. I just wrote an article "Leaves bloom on trees", and I went to the cherry trees in Germany. Back to my hometown in Guangdong, I came to Huizhou, a famous city in Lingnan. I want to climb the litchi tree.

Cherry trees and litchi trees are easy to climb because their branches and leaves are swaying. Picking fruit trees is actually picking soft persimmons and eating ripe litchi. When people reach middle age, they are fat and stiff. Only the little monkey boy hiding in the depths of his body is agile and jumps on tall trees and wide branches. Only a thin body like a monkey can climb to the outermost part of the branch and float in the wind like a squirrel.

Now litchi is widely planted, mostly new varieties, and there are few tall trees. When I was a child, I climbed over the litchi tree in the arbor, which was very close to the semi-wild litchi tree. It is tall and powerful, floating in the wind, fruitful and green, and looks really powerful. But wham is wham, but it doesn't eat. This kind of litchi has thick skin, thin meat, big stone and sour taste, which is difficult to swallow. Litchi giant nucleus, thumb size, long oval, round and smooth. After washing, you can make toys and have fun. A real rural monkey can't be said to be a qualified pupil without carrying twenty or thirty litchi stones on his back. For the deep processing of litchi seeds, you can also dig along the spores of litchi with bamboo sticks and take out all the meat, leaving only a layer of dark brown seed skin. The meat in the litchi kernel is bitter and astringent, and it is not delicious at all-but in times of famine, litchi kernel has also become food-what's the use of cutting it into a thin layer of kernel skin? Actually, it's useless. It's just that children in rural areas are bored and even have fun with a litchi stone. Children with musical talent can whistle close to their lips, and it is also a pleasure to make a sound in the sultry and lonely afternoon abyss. Let alone litchi stones, even mango stones can be used as toys. Skilled children drill holes in mango cores, put on ropes, pull both ends, and rotate like windmills, making a whirring sound.

In Huizhou, I realized my desire to climb trees and proved to my daughter that I really want to climb trees.

The litchi forest we went to, the fruit trees were not tall. But the age of this tree is not short. It is an advanced litchi tree, and it is probably the best among lychees, and it is green.

Although it belongs to Guangdong aborigines, I can't name all kinds of litchi varieties neatly. I just instinctively distinguish which litchi is sweet and which litchi is sour; Which litchi stones are small and thick, and which litchi stones are big and thin. These are all knowledge of nature, you can taste them with your own mouth, and you don't need anyone to impart knowledge. Children are naturally sensitive to various shapes, colors and sounds. We don't necessarily know the name of every litchi, but we can know that it is a "delicious" litchi by looking at the color, and we can know that it is a "bad" litchi by picking it up.

In recent years, I have been interacting with children and making king of the children. I know that children have been locked up in school for too long, have done too much homework, have no leisure at all, and have lost the fun of climbing trees, going down rivers, playing with mud and chasing each other. In a big city like Shanghai, you can't even find a few swings. It's not that there is no place, but that no one thought of putting a swing.

One year, we took our five or six-year-old daughter to visit Macao. In such a small city, swings are installed on every green street. In Germany, these cities have dense children's playgrounds, which are free for children to play. Pulley, swing, seesaw, slide and a piece of sand. The sand is thick and deep. I've studied it. I've dug my shoulder, but it's not the end yet. Playing with sand is one of children's favorite activities.

10 years ago, a Vanke real estate in Shanghai opened, with a remote location and a dead corner where high-voltage lines passed. The house and the community didn't say anything, but there was an amazing children's playground outside the community. I have taken my children there many times. There are sand and slides here, and children can be construction workers or pirates together.

Children should play, they should play endlessly, with no purpose, no central idea, and they won't learn so much dead knowledge. If there is no time to play and climb trees, children will become adults.

I am in a tree in Huizhou, so I naturally didn't think so much. I am fascinated by this top litchi variety. It may be cinnamon.

I said to my brother and sister-in-law: Sorry, I'm going up the tree.

The daughter is a little worried: Dad, can you?

I patted my plump belly and said, no problem.

Litchi tree fiber is tight and not easy to break, so don't worry. As soon as the expert's words came out, everyone understood.

After climbing the tree, I have the most beautiful lychee on my head, so I have no time to explain anything to my daughter under the tree.

Fruit trees are like this. Litchi with the most sunshine at the top is naturally the most delicious.

I only pick the straightest lychee, pick it off and put it directly into my mouth.

Dongpo layman who eats 300 lychees a day is about my age. I don't know how well he climbs trees, and I don't know whether he likes climbing trees. There is no literature to retrieve, and unfortunately there is no solution. If I can go back to the Song Dynasty to meet Po Weng in person, I must challenge him: Let's climb the tree, shall we?

Poetry, lyrics, writing, painting and so on, there is no need to compare, I just admit failure. Climbing a tree may be able to barely resist. However, people in the past were much stronger physically than us. They basically walk on their legs. Long-distance travel is usually a few months or even a year or two. They trudge through the vast jungle. When Su Dongpo was exiled to Lingnan, he took Wang Chaoyun and Saner from Hangzhou to Changzhou, then to Nanjing, and went up the Yangtze River along the mouth of Poyang Lake, and then prepared to take a boat to Gannan to cross the Xiaoyuling Xiao Yun Trail. However, when he first arrived in Jiangxi, his political opponents sent another order forbidding Su Dongpo's family to take a boat or ride a horse, and punishing them for walking with their feet. In this way, it took them nearly a year to walk to Huizhou.

I once wrote a short article saying that Su Dongpo was the first person to send a message to Weibo. Everything is written in Dongpo Zhi Lin, such as alchemy, dreaming, crossing, eating snot, short, interesting and even weird. For example, Night Tour in Chengtian Temple was also selected as a Chinese textbook. These essays are written on a small piece of paper as soon as he feels it, and then thrown into the basket on the back of his entourage. Every little makes a mickle, and it becomes a book. When writing about the "Xilin Wall" of Lushan Mountain, the version used in Chinese textbooks is "From one side of the mountain, the distance is different", while Po Weng himself wrote in "Traveling to Lushan Mountain through Dongpo Forest": "From one side of the mountain, the mountains are different everywhere".

There are also many versions of the last sentence in Eat Litchi, whether it is "I might as well be a Lingnan person" or "I don't want to be a Lingnan person often". But the key point is that after eating "300 lychees", Su Dongpo fell in love with Luofu Mountain and this leisurely life, but it is obvious.

To climb a tree is to climb a tree, so it seems quite inappropriate to think about Su Dongpo on a tree. Therefore, I still concentrate on eating litchi.

Although I let go of my stomach to eat, it was all fat in the end and I couldn't eat much. It is estimated that if you take 70 or 80 pills at most, you will be too full to swallow. Two more mouthfuls is a spent force.

Whether Po Weng can really "plant 300 lychees a day" needs further discussion in academic circles.

Brother Liu Wen and I and the local sages suggested:

Since we don't know whether Su Dongpo's poems refer to empty meaning or real meaning, we might as well plan a challenge of "300 lychees a day". Recruit the "big stomach king" of the whole country and even the whole world to challenge "300 lychees", and the first one to finish eating is the champion. As for the people who eat melons, they can also participate in activities by paying a certain fee. This suggestion is of interest to everyone.

Looking at Huizhou from the tree, you really can't see it.

When I first came to Huizhou, I was also on a high place, standing on the ninth floor of the towering "Turtle Temple" in Yangqiao Town, overlooking Luofu Mountain and Nankun Mountain. Although I can't see clearly, I feel that the sky is high and the clouds are light, and the water vapor is flowing, which is refreshing and has the meaning of breathing the essence of heaven and earth. Kamei Shrine is my name. Li, the local king of scarab, is a hidden "scarab". He used nearly 400 acres of land to build a nine-story building, the area of which is equivalent to a 10,000-person stadium. Imagine the future, this "turtle temple" can accommodate thousands of money turtles. It is a turtle kingdom. In the highest palace, there are eight chafer elders.

At that time, I gave a speech in the unfinished "Turtle Temple" and reviewed the two great beasts around the Jurassic: dinosaurs and turtles. Now dinosaurs are all over the world, and teenagers are all the rage. But dinosaurs died out 60 million years ago. The tortoise, also a small partner of dinosaurs, has survived numerous robberies and survived tenaciously until now. Whether it's the collision of asteroids between heaven and earth, or the Siberian highlands formed by the eruption of super volcanoes, or whether it's the ice age or the flood age, the tortoise is motionless, the legendary swordsman. Although the turtle meat is soft, the shell is strong. Moreover, water can land, and literature can be martial. Ancient philosophers in China liked the image of tortoise for many reasons. In addition, in the early Tang Dynasty, many celebrities liked to add the word "tortoise" to their names, such as singer, court musician "Li Guinian" and scholar "Lu Guimeng". These names were all very good.

Among the auspicious symbols revered by the ancient people in China, the dragon and phoenix do not exist, but the tortoise lives around us.

Humans are so weird that they usually prefer things that don't exist.

In the bestseller A Brief History of Mankind, Israeli historian Herali said that our ancestor Homo sapiens defeated several other human species and other large beasts in the same period and became the top hegemon. The most important thing is that Homo sapiens has the ability of "fiction"-telling stories and gossiping is also one of the main abilities. Other animals, such as gorillas, have groups and leaders. However, these are small groups composed of dozens of people. Once hundreds of people are involved, how can we get them to work together in Qi Xin? This requires fiction, for example, the fiction of a great god, the worship of the whole people, and the concerted efforts of Qi Xin. The largest scale is to build a great building like a pyramid; Invent the concept of the country and let people fight for it. Wait a minute.

Once people invent a concept, it will automatically generate and have undoubted magic. Human society often builds a large number of "temples" for things that don't exist. And once these temples have entities, like some real gods, they begin to control human beings.

At that time, I was imagining things on Mount Luofu. This is not a question of "there are four seasons in spring", but a question of where there are trees to climb.

Luofu Mountain is well protected with dense forests and rich vegetation. In some places, the negative ion content reaches more than100000 units, while PM2.5 is around seven or eight. When I first entered Luofu Mountain, I lived in the general building and only slept for a few hours. I may be drunk because of too much oxygen. I can't really fall asleep, but I'm dreaming.

There are all kinds of big trees in Luofu Mountain, which are not suitable for an artificial uncle like me to climb. Only when the agile squirrel jumped over the treetops did I realize that human beings, like me, had been away from nature for too long.

My feeling about Huizhou seems to be my childhood hometown, which I have made up for a long time. It is kind and natural, which is not surprising at all. Huizhou occupies all the advantages of a city: magnificent mountains and rivers, vast sea and sky, geothermal water and spring water, not to mention the richness of products. There are mountains, rivers, seas, springs and lakes. What else do you want?

My friend took me to visit Hufeng Academy in Huizhou West Lake. This ancient academy, which was built in the Ming or Yuan Dynasties, has been renovated. They very much hope that I can help introduce a large organization and turn it into a high-end place. I suggest setting up an "advanced institute of southern culture" or something, introducing various high-end forums to improve the cultural gold content of Huizhou. Historically, due to the influence of Ge Hong, Su Dongpo, Niu Sengru and others, Huizhou has a rich collection of humanities, but now it seems to be declining. If nothing else, institutions such as colleges and universities are in short supply.

Dongpo lay people cannot live without the West Lake. He dredged the West Lake and built the Su Causeway. In Huizhou, the West Lake was dredged and Su Causeway was built. West Lake, big or small, has its own interests.

Huizhou is located in the core of the Pearl River Delta, which is more than an hour's drive from Guangzhou, Dongguan, Shenzhen and Hong Kong. It can be said that it is full of excitement and has the advantage of quietness.

Huizhou is good not only because Su Dongpo's famous poem has a long history, but because he has done a lot of civil work here and written dozens of poems and articles. He came to Huizhou for three years and left too many precious cultural resources for Huizhou.

Huizhou, now, can't say that it is culturally prosperous, and it needs to continue to improve itself.

Once you go to the South China Sea, the world won't dare to get smaller in Huizhou. More and more people are beginning to realize the powerful pulling and shaping function of culture. There are countless places and geographical locations with Su Dongpo's name in Huizhou, and even the mountain spring he tasted was verified as the spring water in the senior mansion.

Springs are everywhere, but what Su Dongpo drinks is not everywhere.

Sunday, May 7, 2065 438+07