Jackie Chan Wang Ba Shampoo Advertising Words (Multi-Version)

Jackie Chan Wang Ba Shampoo Advertising Words (Multi-Version)

Vulgar edition

Yes, when I first learned how to shoot the advertisement of wet dove shampoo, I didn't really want to shoot it! Because I think if you don't twist it, you can ask me to shoot it right away. First of all, I want to try it first. I don't want to tell you that after you shoot the advertisement, you can add the stunt of the pigeon, and the pigeon's hair will move. It is too dark! Nice twist! How soft! As a result, the audience must be embarrassed when they leave, huh? Is the edge twisted and softened? Did you pass? Did you pass? Twist the edge until it brightens! Fuck you! Everyone knows it's fake, Pujie. I want to try it first. Fuck you. Later, I learned that it was a traditional Chinese medicine, and it was also a chemical medicine. Fuck the stars, huh? What about next month? What about after the fall of next month? At least I'm cool, right? At home, I use pigeons to tighten the frame every day, Dick! Shut me up with pigeons every day to fuck my house! Hey! Hey! Hey! Everybody try to scare! I told the same director: "I will shoot you if I shoot you!" " After flapping and twisting, this will be my pigeon hair, and I will go to servant street with the stunt of burying wet pigeons. What twists and turns! I want to give it to the audience in Banpu Street. Stick it when I use it, stick it when you use it, prick it, swear, don't be shy.

Classical Chinese version

When Yu Yuchu learned about the shampoo advertisement, he refused! Because I think you can convince me to shoot it. First of all, I want to try it. I can say that I will do some stunts after the commercial shooting. This is so exciting! Bright! Soft! Everyone wants to scold me for nothing! I want to experience the falsity of the certificate. Only then did I know that there was nothing chemical in the system. It is refreshing to use, because the full moon has passed. At present, it will take time! Use it in time and share it with your loved ones! Come on! Come on! Come on! You taste it! So he said to the director, "Don't shoot when shooting! After the shooting, my hair is my hair, without adding, with special effects, without showing anything! I want everyone to see it and use your used watch. When you use it, you will still get the watch!

Skip version

In fact, I refused to let me skip class at first, because I would run if you didn't let me. At least you should let me try. .

I don't want you to add a lot of stunts when you shoot, saying how much I skip class, and the teacher always doesn't call my name and talk to me. . After I come out, my classmates will definitely scold me. There are no such great students. . Prove that the above one is false. .

Later, I learned that they had a plan and a budget for skipping classes. I tried it for a month and thought it was not bad. I still skip classes every day, and I introduce them to my classmates to escape together. Come on, let's skip class together. .

Before shooting, I told the director that I would skip class normally when filming, without adding any special effects. No, skipping class is skipping class. I want my classmates to know that I skip class like this, and so do you.

simplified version

Ah, when I first knew I was going to shoot that shampoo advertisement, I really refused! Because I don't think you can ask me to shoot at once. First of all, I want to try. I don't want to say that you added a lot of stunts after shooting an advertisement. The ending is very dark! Very bright! Very soft! As a result, the audience scolded me as soon as they came out. There is no such hair! This proves that the above one is fake. I said I should try it on first. Later, I also know that they are Chinese medicine, and there is no such chemical component. What about washing this month and coming down this month? At least I feel comfortable after using it. Now, I still use it every day I still use it every day, and I gave it to my family class! Come on! Come on! Come on! Let's try! Then I said to the director, "shoot when it's time!" After shooting, this hair is my hair, don't add it, add special effects, and add it until it doesn't work! I want the audience to see what I look like after using it, and what you look like after using it!

Cantonese version

Ah, when I first knew I was going to shoot a shampoo advertisement, I was actually playing tricks! Because I don't think you can ask me to shoot at once. First of all, I want to scare you. I don't want to talk about how you add a lot of stunts after shooting an advertisement. Your hair is deep and black! Good order! How soft! If the audience goes out, it will definitely disturb me. There is no such thing as hair! Well, it proves that the fruit system above scares me before I try. Later, I learned that they used traditional Chinese medicine and did not add Baba chemical fruit. Just washing. What about next month? What about after next month At least I can accept it. I use it every day at home! I use it every day. I use it more than my family! Hey! Hey! Hey! Everybody try to scare! I told the director: "Shoot when it's time to shoot! After shooting, this hair is my hair, so it is not easy to add it, and then add special effects to make it look like nothing! I am better than the audience. It's the same after I use it, and it's the same after you use it!

English edition

Em。 . . . . . You know, when I knew I would accept that shampoo advertisement, I really turned it down immediately! Because I don't think you can force me to shoot that shampoo commercial, I need to try. I didn't say that you added a lot of special effects after you made the advertisement. The sea looks smart, dark, bright and soft! As a result, the audience will scold me for not having this hair! This proves that the above statement is wrong. Then I said I would give it a try. Since then, I know that they use Chinese herbal medicine to produce shampoo without any chemicals. Then I washed it for a month this month, and then I felt very comfortable when I used it. Now I use it to wash my hair every day. I share it and wash my family! Come on! Come on! Come on! Let's have a try! Then I told my director that I wanted to shoot that advertisement on time! When finished, this is my hair. My hair has no special effect. I want the audience to know that I can have such hair, and you can have such hair!

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