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Requesting a cross talk about friendship
Recommend this cross talk to you "Good classmates who are united and friendly"
A: My name is XXX
B: My name is XXX
A: We are classmates
B: But our learning attitudes are different
A: I listen carefully in class
B: I think randomly in class
A: I don’t know how to study, so I just ask
B: I don’t know how to pretend to be good at studying
A: I often go to the bookstore in my spare time
p>B: I often go to Internet cafes in my spare time
A: I review carefully before the exam
B: I am naughty before the exam
A: As soon as the test results were announced, wow! 91 points!
B: I got the exam papers, my God! Only 19 points!
A: The teacher sent me a grand certificate
B: Then you are not as good as me
A: What have you got?
B: My father gave me a pair of big bear paws, and my mother gave me a ruby ??necklace.
A: Your parents still reward you for doing so well in the exam?
B: Well, my father gave me a big mouth, and my mother pinched my neck.
A: Oh, it turned out to be "Les Misérables".
B: Not only are our study statuses different, but our family conditions are also different.
A: My parents were laid off
B: My parents opened a factory
A: The best dish in our family is pork stewed with vermicelli.
B: What’s the point? Our family eats abalone every day - dipped in soybean paste!
A: Is there anything like this?
B: Then don’t worry about it, you just have such a personality.
A: My father works for others and can only ride a two-wheeled bicycle.
B: My father always drives a five-wheel Audi when he invites people to dinner, so impressive...
A: Huh? Is there an Audi with five wheels?
B: ...Huh? It... doesn't it have a spare tire?
A: Our family lives in a bungalow
B: Our family lives in a building and sleeps on a Simmons bed with silk quilts
A: Our family sleeps on a fire kang with half a quilt... …
B: Wait, what you said is wrong.
A: What?
B: Either there is a quilt, or there is no quilt. How can there be half a quilt?
A: There was originally a quilt. Last summer, there were floods in the south, so we donated the mattress.
B: XXX, why are you donating things to the disaster area when your family is in such difficulty?
A: When one party is in trouble, all parties support it. We have also received support from others. I think as long as everyone gives a little love, China will no longer have poverty and sorrow!
B: XXX, I...I...
A: XXX, what's wrong with you?
B: I am so moved and educated that I am nothing compared to you.
A: Don’t say that.
B: I used to think that my family had money, and I always looked down on people who had no money.
A: Having money at home is the opportunity and ability of our parents. We cannot choose between our family and our parents, but we must understand one truth for ourselves: we will never sink in adversity, and we will never sink in a superior environment. We must also know how to cherish it.
B: XXX, stop talking, I will cherish it from now on.
A: Great.
B: I won’t ride in our family’s car from now on
A: Strengthen your will
B: I won’t go to the Internet cafe either
A: That’s great
B: I won’t go to the disco bar
A: That’s right
B: I won’t go into the bathhouse either
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A: That's right... Just wait a minute, you have to take a shower
B: Ouch, where do I have that free time! I must seize the time to study.
A: Great!
B: What’s good?
A: What?
B: I can’t!
A: I can help you with what you don’t know
B: I don’t know what I don’t know.
A: This is too much debt. Let's start tomorrow and I'll help you with tutoring
B: Thank you very much
A: Let's learn Chinese and mathematics first
B: OK!
A: Then Physics and Chemistry
B: OK
A: Read the book first and then do the exercises
B: It all depends on you
A: Listen to me, then you should pay the tuition fee first
B: Ah...ah?
A: Just kidding. In short, your study is taken care of by me.
B: Thank you. If you have any difficulties in life in the future, just tell me and I will help you share your worries.
A: Is life difficult?
B: Yes
A: I don’t have money to buy study materials
B: I’ll buy them for you and bring me a copy by the way
A: I don’t have money to buy sneakers
B: I’ll buy them for you, a pair for each of us
A: I don’t have money to buy an aircraft carrier
B: I'll buy it for you, and we'll each have a boat... No one can afford this.
A: Yes, life is full of sunshine
B: Life is also full of hardships
A: Don’t forget to fight when you are poor
B: Don’t be greedy for pleasure when you are rich
A: As long as we understand each other
B: As long as we care for each other
A (B): We will Will create a better tomorrow!
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