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Requesting a cross talk about friendship

Recommend this cross talk to you "Good classmates who are united and friendly"

A: My name is XXX

B: My name is XXX

A: We are classmates

B: But our learning attitudes are different

A: I listen carefully in class

B: I think randomly in class

A: I don’t know how to study, so I just ask

B: I don’t know how to pretend to be good at studying

A: I often go to the bookstore in my spare time

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B: I often go to Internet cafes in my spare time

A: I review carefully before the exam

B: I am naughty before the exam

A: As soon as the test results were announced, wow! 91 points!

B: I got the exam papers, my God! Only 19 points!

A: The teacher sent me a grand certificate

B: Then you are not as good as me

A: What have you got?

B: My father gave me a pair of big bear paws, and my mother gave me a ruby ??necklace.

A: Your parents still reward you for doing so well in the exam?

B: Well, my father gave me a big mouth, and my mother pinched my neck.

A: Oh, it turned out to be "Les Misérables".

B: Not only are our study statuses different, but our family conditions are also different.

A: My parents were laid off

B: My parents opened a factory

A: The best dish in our family is pork stewed with vermicelli.

B: What’s the point? Our family eats abalone every day - dipped in soybean paste!

A: Is there anything like this?

B: Then don’t worry about it, you just have such a personality.

A: My father works for others and can only ride a two-wheeled bicycle.

B: My father always drives a five-wheel Audi when he invites people to dinner, so impressive...

A: Huh? Is there an Audi with five wheels?

B: ...Huh? It... doesn't it have a spare tire?

A: Our family lives in a bungalow

B: Our family lives in a building and sleeps on a Simmons bed with silk quilts

A: Our family sleeps on a fire kang with half a quilt... …

B: Wait, what you said is wrong.

A: What?

B: Either there is a quilt, or there is no quilt. How can there be half a quilt?

A: There was originally a quilt. Last summer, there were floods in the south, so we donated the mattress.

B: XXX, why are you donating things to the disaster area when your family is in such difficulty?

A: When one party is in trouble, all parties support it. We have also received support from others. I think as long as everyone gives a little love, China will no longer have poverty and sorrow!

B: XXX, I...I...

A: XXX, what's wrong with you?

B: I am so moved and educated that I am nothing compared to you.

A: Don’t say that.

B: I used to think that my family had money, and I always looked down on people who had no money.

A: Having money at home is the opportunity and ability of our parents. We cannot choose between our family and our parents, but we must understand one truth for ourselves: we will never sink in adversity, and we will never sink in a superior environment. We must also know how to cherish it.

B: XXX, stop talking, I will cherish it from now on.

A: Great.

B: I won’t ride in our family’s car from now on

A: Strengthen your will

B: I won’t go to the Internet cafe either

A: That’s great

B: I won’t go to the disco bar

A: That’s right

B: I won’t go into the bathhouse either

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A: That's right... Just wait a minute, you have to take a shower

B: Ouch, where do I have that free time! I must seize the time to study.

A: Great!

B: What’s good?

A: What?

B: I can’t!

A: I can help you with what you don’t know

B: I don’t know what I don’t know.

A: This is too much debt. Let's start tomorrow and I'll help you with tutoring

B: Thank you very much

A: Let's learn Chinese and mathematics first

B: OK!

A: Then Physics and Chemistry

B: OK

A: Read the book first and then do the exercises

B: It all depends on you

A: Listen to me, then you should pay the tuition fee first

B: Ah...ah?

A: Just kidding. In short, your study is taken care of by me.

B: Thank you. If you have any difficulties in life in the future, just tell me and I will help you share your worries.

A: Is life difficult?

B: Yes

A: I don’t have money to buy study materials

B: I’ll buy them for you and bring me a copy by the way

A: I don’t have money to buy sneakers

B: I’ll buy them for you, a pair for each of us

A: I don’t have money to buy an aircraft carrier

B: I'll buy it for you, and we'll each have a boat... No one can afford this.

A: Yes, life is full of sunshine

B: Life is also full of hardships

A: Don’t forget to fight when you are poor

B: Don’t be greedy for pleasure when you are rich

A: As long as we understand each other

B: As long as we care for each other

A (B): We will Will create a better tomorrow!