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I learned it from my classmates and tried to write 600 words.

In our life, we can't live without the Chinese. Without Chinese, there would be no light in the world.

Color, darkness; Without Chinese, the world is like a cup of boiled water, insipid and tasteless.

One Spring Festival, my mother and I were shopping for new year's goods. When we passed a lottery shop, we suddenly looked up.

I saw a slogan with 16 on it: buy early and buy late,

Buy it sooner or later; Morning, noon and night, morning and night. When I passed a gorgeous clothing store,

At that time, an eye-catching slogan was posted on the door: all clothes and clothes. Makes me feel: great

Ah.

When I was a child, my mother and I came back from our relatives' house and saw a house on the road.

The paint says "tire repair". My mother said to me, "Look at that' tire repair', it's not right."

There is no "when I was a child, I didn't remember the right words and saidno. My mother asked me to go back and check.

Check. I went back to open the dictionary and looked up the sound sequence "B". It turns out that the word "clothes" in it has become

There is a curly hair missing next to the program, and finally it is written like this. Because painters have to hurry.

Finish the task, be lazy and make mistakes. Some people see that everything printed is wrong. Do you want to say what's in it?

The quality of service, not going there to "repair the tire", is counterproductive.

In A.D. 17 1 1 year, a poet wrote such a sentence and was beheaded by everyone.

"The breeze can't read, why turn over books?" Why did this short poem have to be copied all over the room?

What about chopping? It turned out to be like this: Breeze can't read, so why turn over the books? This is just ... ...

Describe an ordinary scene of a person: the wind blows and the books are messy. That's all. There's nothing against it.

Green thought. It turned out that people in the Qing Dynasty mistook him for anti-Qing: Qing Dynasty's "Qing" and

In fact, the poet didn't mean it, but the ministers of the Qing Dynasty misunderstood him as

To insult Qing. It's really wrong to be blacked out because of a clear word!

Chinese is closely related to our life. Only by careful observation can we understand Chinese.

The real meaning, understand the wonders of words.