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Auspicious Sambo Funny Mahjong Edition

Two versions,

1. Dad

Hey!

Did Jinhua come out straight?

exactly

Where did the golden flowers in the drum come from?

Nest!

I can't beat anywhere.

He's boring!

Golden Flower Straight Roller is an auspicious home!

mother

Hey!

When does the chicken blossom?

When 80 thousand comes!

I stopped the sedan chair. Can I go to Hu when I shoot?

Wait for the bomb!

Can I hang myself when I have money to feed?

It will light the gun!

80,000 rich people are auspicious families!

Baby!

Huh?

Dad went to the camp to play Hal mahjong!

Where's mom?

Mom is pulling the golden flower next door!

What about me!

You go to the street and find anyone to have a drink or two!

The three of us are ghosts!

Oh ... Oh ... Oh. ...

Ah ... implore ... be happy. ...

hum ...

2. Friends

hello

Can't you come out to play cards today?

Come on!

Are you missing three and one?

That's right.

Can my wife come too?

Are you okay?

The kitchen under the hall is very beautiful.

******

Wife,

Hey!

Get dressed and put away your wallet!

It will be here soon.

Are they really missing one?

It's true!

We went, and you were resting!

Just a wife.

We are a harmonious and obedient family.

******

friend

Hey!

Will you put the mahjong on the table quickly?

It will be ready in a minute!

My husband is standing behind me!

I see.

The first one is a flower on the bar.

dream

I want to earn some money and go home early!

******

Wife,

hey

It seems that you typed this card wrong.

That's right!

Why not put four together?

Similarly,

If you are out of your mind, you don't want money.

What a fool!

If you crash like this, you can only drink the northwest wind.

******

Friends,

Hmm!

How long will you play tonight?

All night.

Two eyes will not become spades,

What are you afraid of?

I really can't bear to let my husband come.

We can't let him fight!

You see, this is how I get along.

******

Wife,

hum

We'll go home as soon as we win the money.

Wait a minute.

I can hardly put it in my pocket.

That's good.

I don't know where to get out.

Dizzy, dizzy,

You see, you see, this is our happy home.

******

Junxiu ... Junxiu ...

Look, look, this is our happy home!