Humor in love poems

1. If you are funny, I will die if you blink. If you blink again, I will come back to life. Your eyes keep blinking, so I will die! ★ Do you love me? If you love it, read the short message ........................................................................! I know you love me, and I will seriously consider you! Forgive me for telling a stranger your mobile phone number. His name is Cupid, and he said he would help me tell you: My heart likes you, my heart cares about you, and my heart is waiting for you ★ My wife is as stable as China Telecom, but she can't get it out; Xiaomi moves like China, which is convenient and fast, but it costs a lot of money. Lovers are like Unicom. It feels fresh, but it is often not in the service area. ★ Thanks for the acquaintance in this life. I miss you so much.

I am sure that you are the love of my life. Without you, my life is bleak.

How much I need you, come back to me: RMB! ★ Men are born guilty, so you can't be afraid of being tired. Of course, the date is your money, sweet talk to death. Any mistake is your fault. ★ Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, and your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang; My love is longer than Guan Yunchang's, and my promise is more empty than the Monkey King's! ★ Will you break up? I don't want to be entangled with you. We still have a chance to be together in the future. I still like you. Why are you still haunting me?

Hey, does anyone know how to unfasten the seat belt? ★ I pray to the sky for a long-lasting blooming rose every day. After 999, I will give it to you together and say emotionally, "I don't believe that the attracted bees won't sting you! ★ What is pride? Cow! What is modesty? Pretend! What is thrift? Hey! What is cleverness? Blow it! What is a beautiful woman? You

2. Humorous sentences that love to use jingles This article comes from Beidu Village. Thank you. Love jokes 1: 1. In order to master one more eating skill, I'm going to start practicing using chopsticks with my left hand.

2, insiders look at the doorway and travel by the sidewalk. 3, the index dried up and funds flowed into the sea.

Lose a floor because you don't have a thousand miles. I used to have long hair, just like Beethoven. When you touch it, you become Zidane. You touched it, and then it became C Ronaldo! ! ! 5, naked, in order to show the body; Not having enough to eat is to keep healthy.

6. In order to save water, try to take a bath with your female partner; 7, WC slogan: close to civilization, close to convenience. Love your neighbor, but don't let her husband know.

9. The tap water pipe burst and there was no water to drink for several days, so I turned on the tap, hoping to know the incoming water as soon as possible. Who knows, the damn water company released water in the middle of the night, and the house was flooded.

10, I'm afraid of it, even when the teacher comes to my house. Sit on my dock and drink my tea. As soon as the teacher left, my mother called 1 1. College entrance examination chain test: July for boys, August for Laozi (running relationship), and September for tickets (paying fire).

One night, an old man rode his bicycle through a hillside and suddenly wanted to go to the toilet, so he put his car on the hillside to go to the toilet. As a result, he came back and found his bike missing. I thought, "What a mess! Far from home! " As a result, there is a hotel not far away. The old man came in and said, "Boss, do you have a room?" The boss said, "No, it's all full." The old man said, "Help me, it's dark, I can't go …" The boss said, "There is a newly married couple outside, you can hide under their beds for one night! ~ "The old man allowed it ... It was late, and when the newlyweds came back, only one man said," Let's go to bed! " Then the man took off his clothes and said to the woman, "What do you see?" The woman said, "I see an endless plain."

The woman took off her clothes and said to the man, "What do you see?" The man said, "I see two small mounds." As a result, the old man said, "Have you seen my bike?" .

3. Interesting love sentences The complete works of humorous sentences about love.

1 500 years ago, you were a long-term worker in our family. I fell in love with you the other day when I peeked at your posture of cutting vegetables in the window. Don't blame me for not telling you! Because there were no text messages at that time!

2. The wife should follow when she goes out, obey her orders and blindly follow her mistakes; The wife has to wait for makeup, remember her birthday, be willing to spend money, and endure beatings.

Hello, dear users, this is a network test. If there is no signal on your mobile phone, please slam your mobile phone on the ground until there is a signal. Thank you for your cooperation. Goodbye.

4. A man raising a woman outside is called "the golden house hides the charming". Women raise men outside, called "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon".

5. An unmarried woman lamented: Why do all good men become husbands? She was reminded that a wife cultivates a good husband by self-production and self-sale, and no man can learn by himself.

6. Stupid man+stupid woman = marriage; Stupid man+smart woman = divorce; Smart man+stupid woman = extramarital affairs; Smart man+smart woman = romantic love; we?

7, you are the sun in the sky, I am the mountain on the ground; You are the moon in the sky, and I am the ocean on the ground; You are a crow flying in the sky, and I am a dog chasing on the ground.

8. A first-class man has a home outside his home; There are flowers outside the second-class men's house; Third-class men find a home in flowers; Fourth-class family members go home from work; The wife of a fifth-class man is not at home; A sixth-class man has no wife and no home.

One kiss for your rose, two kisses for my home, and three kisses for your honeymoon. I am a fool in love, and I will never change my love for you! ! ! hum

10, you, you little goblin, poisoned me with your love poison, but you didn't give me the antidote! Little villain! Oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love!

1 1. You are handsome, you are handsome, you are the most handsome in the world, with a nest of cabbage on your head and a sack of kelp around your waist. You think you are Dong Fangbubai, but in fact you are the second generation failed god.

12. The rooster and hen are husband and wife, and they are busy incubating chickens all day. Chickens are mentally ill. They don't eat, drink or rest. The rooster and hen are in a hurry and hide to see the chicken. Silly chickens are secretly looking at their mobile phones.

13, sister, I love you just like a mouse loves rice. It missed you, fell in love with you at first sight, chased you without saying anything, and came to you again and again. I must catch up with you. ..

14. Being single is understanding, falling in love is wrong, breaking up is awakening, getting married is wrong, getting divorced is awakening, remarriage is stubborn, no lover is a waste, and many lovers are animals.

15, baby, I love you just like a mouse loves rice. You are a phoenix flying in the sky. I am a jackal chasing on the ground. I won't hit you or scold you. I torture you with my feelings.

16 Buddha said: Looking back 500 times in the past life, I only got this life passed by. If it is true, I am willing to exchange 10 thousand encounters with you and tell you: "I really want to love you."

4. If you are funny, I will die if you blink. If you blink again, I will come back to life. Your eyes keep blinking, so I will die!

★ Do you love me? If you love it, read the short message ........................................................................! I know you love me, and I will seriously consider you!

Forgive me for telling a stranger your mobile phone number. His name is Cupid. He said he would help me tell you: My heart likes you, my heart cares about you, and my heart is waiting for you.

★ My wife is as stable as China Telecom, but she can't get it out; Xiaomi moves like China, which is convenient and fast, but it costs a lot of money. Fans, like China Unicom, feel very fresh, but often stop.

★ Thanks for the acquaintance in this life. I long for you. I am sure that you are the love of my life. Without you, my life is bleak. How much I need you, come back to me: RMB!

★ Men are born guilty, so you can't be afraid of being tired. Of course, the date is your money, sweet talk to death. Any mistake is your fault.

★ Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, and your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang; My love is longer than Guan Yunchang's, and my promise is more empty than the Monkey King's!

★ Will you break up? I don't want to be entangled with you. We still have a chance to be together in the future. I still like you. Why are you still haunting me? . . . . . Hey, does anyone know how to unfasten the seat belt?

★ I pray to the sky for a long-lasting blooming rose every day. After 999, I will give it to you together and say emotionally, "I don't believe that the attracted bees won't sting you!

★ What is pride? Cow! What is modesty? Pretend! What is thrift? Hey! What is cleverness? Blow it! What is a beautiful woman? You!

5. Seek classic humorous words about love. Knowing that you are not doing well makes me feel at ease.

This handsome guy, you look like my next boyfriend's aunt. Hello, I am your son's boyfriend, as long as you want it, as long as I have it. Uncle, can you sign my name in the spouse column for me? I like to keep a low profile. I like to infiltrate slowly. I like to conquer step by step. I hope you remember my name every day. I am a sugar-coated cannonball. I really envy you for knowing me so young.

I remember him dead. I was shocked by his birth.

If I were the king, you would be the queen. I hope you become a wise son of heaven. I want to keep your country away from anyone. I want to help you open the prosperous times. I want-I want you to see the world and think about Changliu Xie! Say you know the end of life, and I'll do it with you. No matter how lively you say, it will eventually break up. I will do it with you for the rest of my life. You said I knew it for a long time, so I made this winter flower Xia Xue for you to see. You said I missed the good old days, so I made this ukiyo-e painting for you.

You said you were worried that it was too cold up there, so I handed over the mountains and rivers to please you. If I'm really great, why don't you?

I miss a boy who will grow old with you by accident. The boy I once loved had the most handsome side face in the world. Don't say love to others easily, don't stubbornly open other people's hearts, just make a joke and leave.

If there is an afterlife, please don't be affectionate. Love is a glass of wine. I held it carefully for my beloved, and he accidentally spilled it. So I filled it with water. Don't shout everywhere that the world has abandoned you. The world doesn't belong to you. Someone spilled oil on you and said, don't worry, it's all automatic. What do you do? -Beat him for kidney deficiency and tell him, "Don't worry, there are six kinds of Dihuang pills to treat kidney deficiency and contain no sugar." We should move on and not miss some bad dates. How can I know what is good?

Someone asks you for something and looks at him with a smile: What do you want to exchange with me? Life is not Lin Daiyu, and there will be no various customs because of sadness. Women in the new century: enter the hall, go out of the kitchen, write codes, find anomalies, kill Trojans, climb fences, drive good cars, buy new houses, fight for mistresses and beat hooligans.

You have spent your whole life looking back on your youth and questioning your life? If roses smell good, I will like roses. This rose smells good. Well, I like this bunch of roses, but please take your dirty hands away.

Please tell the prince that I am still on the way through many difficulties, as well as snow-capped mountains, rivers, dragons and handsome boys ... tell him to go back to sleep! At first, it was amazing and complete, and it was only seen by the world. Smiling at you is purely polite. If you have something to ask me, don't ask me. The difference between pigs and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but sometimes people are not people. What do you like about me that I can't change? When I love you, I am what you say.

What do you say you are when I don't love you? One day your name will appear in my household registration book, plus: What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

Ming Sao is easy to hide, but dark is difficult to prevent. I can finally remember you with a smile. You like me, I allow it.

Supplement: I have been suffering from insomnia recently, and I will wake up every 16 hours. Join the party? I don't care! Everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm beautiful.

You said, never get tired of destroying mankind. Do you like me? Actually,

I started. In fact, I also ...

Well, to be honest, I actually like myself. No matter how confused I am at this moment, in the end, I will live the life I want. If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.

Don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie. Life is so long. Remember to marry me early in the next few years. "I am the Pharaoh of Egypt, and I can give you everything you want.

If it's reasonable, I'll give you two if you want one. Even if it is unreasonable, I can still be an unreasonable monarch and satisfy you. "

-Pharaoh Ramses II of the Valley of the Kings of Egypt swore an oath to the beloved Princess Na Fertat. You will love me forever! Add: You won't be homeless with me. If you don't come, I won't worry about your coast. Is my coast the sea? You said you might marry someone you don't like later. It doesn't matter. I am willing to be the person you don't like. .

6. Funny sentence 1. If I were a tear in your eyes, I would slide down your cheeks and disappear between your lips. If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn't cry, because I am afraid of losing you! 2. I hide my love deeply, release it at this moment, and let my two hearts light up at this moment. I can feel my face burning in your eyes.

I am like a coffee bean, ready to be ground into powder. Dear you, please grind me. My overflowing tears will distill boiling water, and then dissolve my thoughts into a little sugar flavor.

Have a cup of coffee and spend sleepless nights with you. I never thought that when I was a child, you would spoil and love me as you do today. After five years unconsciously, my only wish is to spend more than five years with you.

I don't know what love is. When you are tired, you have hot water to soak your feet and a pair of hands to rub your back. On rainy days, hold up an umbrella for you; I was by your side when I needed you, because, in a casual moment, you embedded your heart in mine. It is said that when people leave this world, the palm prints on their hands will disappear. If it is true, I hope that after I leave, my emotional line will still be there, because I want to keep the traces of my love for you! 7. I don't have many words, only one sentence tells you: with you, you are everything; Without you, everything is you.

8. I have a pair of eyes but I can't see your figure at any time; I have a pair of ears but I can't hear your voice at any time; I have a pair of hands but I can't hold you at any time; But I have a heart that can miss you at any time! 9. If there is an afterlife, let's be a pair of little mice. Stupid love, dull days, clumsy snuggling, even if the snow closes the mountain, you can still snuggle in the warm haystack and bite your ear tightly.

10. We have all gone through the road of love. We have heard too much about love. I only say Happy Valentine's Day to you! 1 1. Excellence is a habit. If Excellence is a habit, then laziness is also a habit.

When a person is born, except for his temper, everything else is basically acquired. Therefore, everything we say and do is a habit formed over time.

Therefore, from now on, we should turn Excellence into a habit, and let our excellent behavior become a habit and become our second nature. Life is a process.

Although the result of things is very important, the process of doing things is more important, because we will be happier with good results, but the process enriches our lives. 13. The shortest distance between two points is not necessarily a straight line.

In the relationship between people, it is difficult for us to do things directly in the process of doing things. Sometimes we encounter many difficulties and obstacles in doing things. Sometimes we don't have to be formal or demanding. We can choose to bypass difficulties and obstacles. Maybe this will be smoother.

14. Only those who know how to stop know how to speed up. It is easy to watch others ski. Isn't it just sliding from the top of the mountain to the bottom of the mountain? So I put on my skis and slipped down. As a result, I slipped from the top of the mountain to the bottom of the mountain. In fact, I rolled down the mountain and fell a lot.

Finally, I practiced repeatedly how to stop on snow and slopes. After practicing for a week, I finally learned to stop, slide and stop on any slope.

At this time, I found that I could ski, and I dared to rush from the top of the mountain to the foot of the mountain. Because I know that if I want to stop, I can stop as soon as I turn around.

Therefore, only those who know how to stop can know how to move forward at high speed. 15. Giving up is a kind of wisdom, and defects are a kind of favor.

When you have six apples, don't eat them all, because if you eat all six apples, you can only get six apples. If you take out five of the six apples for others to eat, it seems that you have lost five apples, but in fact you have gained the friendship and goodwill of the other five people.

When others have other fruits, they will definitely share them with you. You will get an orange from this person and a pear from that person. In the end, you may get six different fruits and six people's friendship. So giving up is a kind of wisdom.

16. Do one thing at a time and do it well. Do one thing at a time and do your best! 17. Never forget to say "thank you". Never forget to say "thank you"! 18. Stick to it and never give up. Go ahead and never give up! 19. Anything worth doing is worth doing well. Anything worth doing is worth doing well! 20. Trust yourself. Believe in yourself! 2 1. I can because I think I can. I can, because I believe I can! 22. Actions speak louder than words. Actions speak louder than words! 23. Never say. Never give up! Never put off till tomorrow what you can do today. Today is the end of the story! 25. Doing your best today is your best preparation for tomorrow. The best preparation for tomorrow is to do your best today! 26. Remember what should be remembered and forget what should be forgotten. Change what can be changed and accept what cannot be changed. 27. Time is the only thing that can wash away everything except tears. The longer the time, the weaker the conflict, just like tea that is constantly diluted.

28. Complaining is God's greatest contribution to mankind and the most sincere part of human prayer. 29. The price of wisdom is contradiction.

This is a joke about life in the outlook on life. 30. Girls in the world always think that they are proud princesses (except a few extremely ugly and smart girls) 3 1. If the enemy makes you angry, it means that you are not sure to win him. 32. If a friend makes you angry, you still care about his friendship. Ling Huchong said, "Some things are beyond our control, so we must control ourselves."

I don't know whether what I am doing now is right or wrong, but I won't know until I finally die of old age. So what I can do now is to try my best to do everything well and then wait to die of old age.

35. Maybe some people are hateful and some people are despicable. And when I put myself in his imagination, I realized that he was more pitiful than me.

So please forgive all the people you have met, good and bad. The fish said to the water, you can't see my tears because I am in the water. Water says I can feel you.