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Routines in life
Do you believe that people in their 80s don’t know these routines in life?
1. Buying a car is cheaper in summer and most expensive in winter.
2. Go to the drugstore to buy medicine, it will be cheaper to squat down.
3. When buying a house, don’t buy a top floor, as it will leak if you live there for a long time.
4. The boss of the steamed stuffed bun shop doesn’t know how to eat the meat buns he makes.
5. The dishes in the restaurant will not be washed as long as there is no mud.
6. For common minor illnesses, go to the hospital to register. There is no need to spend extra money to register with a specialist.
7. Many of the clothes sold at roadside stalls are purchased by the pound and sold to us by the piece.
8. In hotels, when young couples come to book a room in the early morning, they often only have "deluxe rooms".
9. The clothing store has a clearance sale, and the items that have been sold for half a year are still popular every day.
10. When the sales department is overcrowded, most of them are "trustees".
11. A bra is obviously just a piece of cloth. It has to be said that it is adjustable and can enlarge the breasts, but some Jimei still want to believe it.
12. Don’t worry if the fruits in the fruit shop are rotten. You can still sell them at a good price if you try another way.
13. Go to the barber shop for perm and dyeing. The 180 potion and the 280 potion are actually the same.
14. The expired products in the supermarket were tied into cups costing a few cents, and sales increased unexpectedly.
15. Collecting scrap products may seem inconspicuous, but you can earn at least hundreds of thousands a year.
16. Gyms make money by relying on customers to apply for a card, because many people will not come to the gym even if they apply for a card (I believe many people understand this).
17. Cake shops and dessert shops, after 8 pm, almost all offer buy one get one free.
18. Eat boiled fish and red oil hot pot as little as possible. Many people will have diarrhea when they go home.
19. If you put a warm light on a pork stall, you won’t be able to tell if the pork is not fresh.
20. Maternity and baby stores and children's clothing stores have strollers at the entrance, because they are really profitable.
21. In tea shops, the salesperson will always ask you whether you want to drink it yourself or give it away. If you ask this question more often, you will earn a lot more money in a year.
22. The water in the swimming pool is still crystal clear even if the water is not changed for half a month.
23. Men should be cautious when going to a bathhouse to take a bath alone. Many small bathhouses have "special services."
24. Branded clothing stores, new models have just been released, and they are sold at original prices. At the end of the season, the price is half price or even a discount.
25. The optical shop is really profitable. The glasses purchased for a few yuan can be sold for hundreds of yuan.
26 , If you don’t brush your teeth properly, you will regret it, and it will cost you several k to get a filling.
27. Even a fat person will look tall and thin in the mirror of a clothing store.
28. Those who sell women's clothing are all women, those who sell children's clothing are all women, and those who sell men's clothing are all beautiful women.
29. If you put a building block table in the corner of a children's clothing store, you can earn thousands more yuan a month.
30. At a breakfast restaurant, you can open your stall for 2 hours on weekends and earn thousands more yuan a month.
31. In the catering industry, more and more "prepared dishes" are appearing. It's technology and hard work.
32. The more remote the location of an adult products store, the more profitable it is.
33. No one buys a pound for 3 yuan, and three pounds for 10 yuan is not enough to sell.
34. There are many temporary couples in the electronics factory.
35. Chefs in restaurants often don’t cook when they go home.
36. Hotels. Don't use the kettle inside.
37. Don't walk away when repairing your mobile phone.
38. Don't have plastic surgery.
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