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The picture below is said to be the truth about football. Please ask an English expert to translate it. Just looking at the picture makes me laugh.

1. England tactics--long pass to the goal

2. German tactics--through the middle

3. Italian tactics--a group of people control the center Field

4. Brazilian tactics--running around and controlling the ball

5. Australian tactics--attacking into the frontcourt and starting to pass back to your own door

6. French tactics--short-distance direct passes throughout the field

7. Mexican tactics--a core placed at the winger position

8. Chinese tactics--no passing, no shooting