The most humorous jokes, couplets and jokes you have ever seen.

(healthy)

One day the devil kidnapped the princess, and the princess kept screaming.

The devil: "You can break your throat by screaming... No one will come to save you..."

The devil kidnapped the princess. p>

Princess: "Broken throat...broken throat..."

No one: "Princess...I'm here to save you..."

Devil King: " Say Cao*Cao* and we will be there..."

Cao*: "Devil...what did you call me for..."

Devil: "Wow...I saw a ghost. ”

Ghost: “Damn! I’ve been discovered...”

Damn: “Ghost, you can see me...”

Devil King : "Oh, My God!"

God: "Who called me?"

Who: "No one called you..."

No Person: "Where is it? You're just pretending!"

Garlic: "Who is pretending to be me?"

Who: "Are you talking about me again? Are you looking for trouble?"

Trouble: "Which one is looking for me?"

Which one: "Looking for you? I'm not... Hey, there are so many people here."

Many people: "I just arrived...who are you?"

Which one: "I am not who."

Who: "He is not me."

< p>Princess: "Are you all here to save me?"

Everyone: "I'm not here to save you, I'm here to watch the excitement."

Excitement: " What do I have to see?"

God: "It's none of my business, let's go first."

Devil: "You answer one question before leaving. Why are there so many people? Save the princess? How can I continue to play the role of the devil?"

Go on: "If you don't want to be a good devil, why do you play me?"

Princess: "If no one plays the devil, I can leave."

No one: "If I played the devil, how could I let you go..."

How could it be: "I won't let the princess go, I want to watch the excitement."

Excitement: "Watch me do what?"

What: "You actually want to "fuck" me? Rogue!"

You actually said: "How can I?"

Me: "What does it have to do with me?"

The Demon King: "Damn! I'm going crazy..."

Shit: "What are you calling me for!..."

Crazy: "What do you want me to do?"

You want me: "What do you want me to do?" I don’t even know!”

I don’t know anything: “I didn’t know!”

I didn’t know: “I’m here! Is someone calling me?” < /p>

Someone: "I didn't call you!"

I didn't: "Who called him?"

Someone: "I'm wronged...I No..."

I didn't: "I didn't accuse you wrongly..."

You: "I'm sorry you don't dare either."

Forgive you: "Who said I dare not!?"

Who: "Please...I didn't say anything"

I didn't say anything: "You want me What did you say?"

I said nothing: "...you...aren't you my long-lost brother?"

My long-lost brother: " Damn... I’ll get called even with such a long name...”

Who: “...I want to leave this place of right and wrong as soon as possible”

< p>Right and wrong: "So this is my territory..."

I have nothing & nothing: "Don't make any noise, Allah is talking..."

You guys Don't make any noise: "I'm not talking..."

I'm not: "I'm not talking!..."

I'm not saying anything: "-_ -"...Let's go...go outside and chat..."

Go: "I'm sorry...(cowardly)"

I have nothing : "It's none of your business...flash..." (The two brothers walked out angrily)

It's none of your business: "Ugh...why did you drive me away..." < /p>

Why

: "I'm not driving you away...be good...don't cry"

I didn't: "Oh...it's none of my business anymore"

It's none of my business What happened: "What? Did someone call me?"

Someone: "Who wants to call you..."

Who: "I really want to leave... T.T"

Leave: "I'm really embarrassed...*V.V*" ("who" fell to the ground with a puff)

None of your business: "...you Not my cousin?"

What does it have to do with me: "...Cousin...Long time no see..."

Long time: "I'm not here. .."

Devil: "Are you done?"

Ended: "He doesn't have me."

You guys: "I don't have him."

Me: "Who said that?"

Who: "What do you want me to do?"

I: "You actually want to fuck me?"

p>

You: "I don't know how to fuck him"

I: "Who said I can't do it?"

Who: "It's unfair! I didn't say... ”

Say: “What do you want me to do?”

You two: “You two are so shameless!”

You two: “I want it! I want it!” ”

Face: “Who wants me?”

Who: “I don’t want it”

Devil: “Hurry up, I’m going to chase you away.” ”

People: "Dare you chase me? Find K"

K: "Who is looking for me?"

Who: "aaaaaaa! Don't mention my name , I’ll K-K him again!”

He: “Don’t K-me”

Me: “Who wants to K-K me?”

Who: “Finally Let me catch one of you and kill him..."

One: "Don't catch me"

Me: "I've had enough, who will mention me again? Name, I will never let you go!"

Who: "Look at my Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms!"

Me: "Look at my Nine-Yin White Bone Claws!"

p>

Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms: "What's good about me?"

Nine Yin White Bone Claw: "What's good about me?"

What's good about me: "Brother, I finally found you!"

What's cool: "Brother, let's go out and chat."

Devil King: "Oh my god... this is a marriage recognition meeting. Ah..."