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Talk about makeup
Talking about makeup
1. William Chan came to Hefei in the afternoon, and I said, squeeze in the makeup I have to put on. After hearing this, my sister said, you might as well just go buy that arrow headband.
2. Women’s self-growth is always more important than appearance. We buy, buy, learn makeup, and even have plastic surgery to make ourselves look better, in order to please ourselves and it is part of growth.
3. Luo Mei, from Jiang'an County, Yibin, Sichuan, was a middle school graduate and her children were abandoned by her husband. Then she went to work in Hangzhou, Zhejiang. At first, she sold clothes as a shop assistant, and then got a fake college diploma. I went to work as a salesperson for a small cosmetics company, and then I thought I was in heaven. I seduced men everywhere on the Internet, but no one wanted me. I finally seduced a simple and stupid man, so I tried every means to seduce him, pretending to be pitiful, and used his sympathy to send him to bed to beg for warmth. Bitch. !
4. It took me almost two hours to put on my makeup. I was so angry that the people waiting for me were so angry. I said I was not (very) guilty (sorry) at all (too much). You didn’t even take this time. What will happen if I can't wait for you?
5. My boyfriend said, why do you girls love buying cosmetics so much? You don’t usually wear makeup every day. There are dozens of tubes of lipstick. Can you objectively discuss the reasons with me. Me: Stop talking nonsense, I just want to spend money!
6. I often don’t understand why those women give birth to babies before they are twenty-five years old. For the first twenty years, I was controlled by parents and schools. As soon as I was liberated, I dedicated myself to my children. In the best years, you can't put on makeup or wear nice clothes, and you jump directly from a young girl to a yellow-faced woman. This is not maternal love, but being deceived. Women should not get pregnant until they are 28, and enjoy their best years first. There will be children, but youth is fleeting.
7. I woke up early in the morning, had breakfast, washed my hair, brushed my teeth, put on makeup, and now sat upright in front of the TV, waiting for my husband to come out.
8. From getting up to going out, even if I put on makeup, half an hour is enough for me. However, this is not a good thing. For example, I got up at eight o'clock this morning. After finishing cleaning for half an hour, I spent an hour waiting for someone to dress up. This feeling does not mean that you are a neat person, but it proves that you are not refined enough as a woman.
9. Mom, I hate this kind of disgusting men the most. Women put on make-up. Tell me something hypocritical. Tell me something false. I know it’s uncomfortable to look at beautiful women. You know I have to see it. I want to see it. You have to say that you feel disgusted when you have to look at some girls without makeup, and you say that some girls are ugly and beautiful with makeup, and you say that they are fake and you don’t look at how they look, and it’s none of your DM’s business to judge other people. It’s stupid and disgusting.
10. A girl who doesn’t know how to put on makeup is about to go to college. It seems she has to learn how to do it.
11. If you can’t work, you can’t fall in love, you can’t put on makeup, you can’t sing karaoke, you can’t play games, you can’t be a pdd, you can’t look good, you can’t have a good figure, you can’t have financial strength. I have been thinking about a question: What has sustained me for so many years?
12. The other half of a girl’s face, if in this era when there are no ugly girls in the world, all depends on makeup, if you have too high standards for girls, you really don’t need to marry a wife.
13. I don’t like Korean stars in the first place. In recent years, there have been many TV series starring Korean stars. I haven’t watched any of them. I have no interest in them. Recently, various videos of Koreans insulting our Chinese fathers have been circulated. Even more angry. If it is true, it would be good if radio and television were banned, and it would be best if cosmetics were also banned.
14. When I usually ask her to stop putting on makeup, she clearly says that she will die if she goes out without makeup. I really can’t believe what a woman says.
10 5. You ask me why a 25-year-old still wears student clothes and doesn’t wear makeup! I said that in the first 25 years you could be yourself without any worries, why did you follow so closely, busy with graduation, busy with work, busy with getting married and having children? Life lasts just a few decades, do what you like to do. Getting married is because of love, having children is because I want to have the fruit of love, and growing old is because I just want to be with you in this life! I just want to never give in~
16. Although you can make yourself beautiful with makeup, if your skin is not well maintained, it will also have an impact on your makeup in the future. So washing your face correctly is also very important!
17. Don’t believe her. The face that was revealed later was made up.
19. I have been engaged in makeup for several years. I have been working hard for this profession that I like. I have made myself better step by step. I have also applied makeup to different types of people, and I even feel that this industry is very beautiful. In fact, those who have been doing makeup for many years should know that it is really tiring and difficult. It's not as good as others say.
20. I had something to do when I got up early this morning, but when I saw that I didn’t have enough time, I gave up putting on makeup, picking out clothes, and took care of my bangs, and was anxious to go out. The male asked me why I was in such a hurry. I could go out and buy bread in time. I said, no, I want to eat ravioli, nothing else is more important. The man said that my eyes looked like I was going to ask for a salary, and I looked forward to death, but with an admirable firmness and an irrefutable determination
21. I took a taxi today, the driver. She looks very much like the little girl from Not Getting Married, and she always likes to look back at me and laugh at me, why the hell am I not wearing makeup.
22. For girls who are in a hurry to go out and are too lazy to put on makeup, a bottle of makeup-free cream can help you do it. You can look beautiful even without makeup!
Twenty-three, I just want to ask, when two girls are dating, they don’t discuss cosmetics, lipstick and Oppa. They discuss the Olympics, football, basketball, table tennis, swimming, gymnastics, diving, fencing and shooting for a day, and talk about the excitement. After scolding Holden, he also discussed who else could give Ning Zetao a child! Who else!
24. I was criticized for not wearing makeup at a family gathering yesterday. In fact, it’s not that my baby is lazy, it’s just that I can’t afford cosmetics.
On the 25th, it’s the beginning of autumn. It suddenly became cooler in the Northeast. You can also put on makeup to look beautiful. No longer afraid of smudged makeup.
26. I don’t understand today’s cosmetics more and more
27. In the past, it was great to see girls without makeup, but now I think it is more appropriate to wear makeup. People It will change. Today he likes pineapples, but tomorrow he can like something else. In fact, knowing a person doesn't mean anything.
28. Makeup is a perceptual profession. A frown makes it bitter; a smile makes it sweet; a heavier one makes it thicker; a lighter one makes it lighter. We must try our best to pursue the relationship with every bride. The innate sense of acquaintance can be used to determine the appropriate shades that belong to her. Thank you Teacher Xiaoyu for your selfless sharing!
29. The new interns are in a group that is suddenly running. They are all young, the oldest is no more than 25, their style is rare, and the women don’t wear makeup. When I went to work that day, there was an intern who had been absent before. , sophomore year, I looked up from the board several times and noticed someone looking at me. After a while, when the whole class was chatting, she said, oh, my boyfriend doesn’t like my makeup. Once I did it, he said it looked pretty good. Yes, but I don’t like painting. I think girls should be clean, and it’s easy to take off makeup when running. So if I put on lipstick, it won’t be clean? Take off makeup? Armani pre-makeup, BM loose powder, and Muf makeup setting water are sold in the shopping mall on the right corner when you go out. Are these people sick?
Thirty. A woman who wears makeup may not necessarily be excellent, but an excellent woman will definitely know how to wear makeup.
31. I believe that we can keep moving forward. Thank you, Comrade Yao Xintong, thank you, senior filmmaker and screenwriter Sister Yue, actor Bing Hongdi, makeup and stylist Shuying, brother sound recorder Chong, thank you to my little sister for accompanying me throughout the whole process.
The trust of two members of the Drama Commune, Ma Zhao and Qi Gaolian! Dreams can become reality as long as they last. Aren’t we just living in a dream? Good night! Dear friends!
32. When I am in a bad mood, putting on makeup and buying clothes to make myself more beautiful is temporarily useful for calming my mind. Because when I look at myself in the mirror, I always narcissistically think that I am beautiful and worthy of a better life. So, live hard! In this way, it is better to stay positive and positive than staying at home with unkempt hair and a sloppy look!
Thirty-three. In the morning, I was asked to clean up first instead of wiping my face. I was busy from about six o'clock to eight or nine o'clock, and then asked me if I didn't have any makeup and asked me to put on makeup. Hey, I wanted to steal one today. Lazy.
Thirty-four. Even my father, a middle-aged straight man, could tell that I was not good at applying makeup. Before going out, he took one look at my face and said with a strange expression, go find some videos online. Learn how to put on makeup.
Thirty-five. Now is the era of makeup. Is it okay if I don’t wear makeup? Say some sentences about being bare-faced without make-up
1. Today’s life is to be bare-faced every day, with flat shoes that are no different from those of aunties, and a listless life. I feel that I am only ugly, and then there is uglier.
2. For you, I cut off my long hair. For you, I wear makeup every day. You are my most important expectation, and loving you is my only task in this life.
3. I don’t have any idea. I just want to get rid of my acne as soon as possible. It would be easier to go bare-faced every day. But I really want to put on makeup and eyeshadow, and I haven’t had a chance to try out the new eyeshadow I bought.
4. At a young age, I have already given up on myself and started living a life without makeup every day.
5. Normally work and attend with light makeup. On holidays, go bare-faced. Although I am proficient in all kinds of makeup techniques, at heart I don’t like makeup.
6. She was smiling like a flower without makeup, but then she painted her face full of color and never smiled again.
7. It is always easier to run into people you know when you are unkempt and undressed.
8. Just sitting bare-faced and doing nothing every day is extremely boring.
9. In the eyes of others! I am the representative of eating, drinking, having fun and being relaxed and stress-free! In fact, I recited it until I fainted! Go bare-faced every day!
10. Girls who were bare-faced in the past have now learned to put on sophisticated eyeliner, apply foundation evenly before going out, and will no longer laugh at other people’s faces.
11. Living in a big city, I am really too simple. I even wore no makeup and no lipstick. I couldn’t forgive myself for ordering a song.
12. It’s not easy to go home without makeup and sweating profusely.
13. A father will always be his daughter’s strongest supporter. He will never dislike you no matter if you are naked or not.
14. Recently, there is nothing worth putting on makeup and hair. Do you want to take selfies of your beauty without makeup? It’s all about filters.
15. I went to work without makeup. On the way to lunch at lunch, I came across a photo-taking place that was very beautiful. I regretted that I didn’t put on makeup to go to work.
16. It’s really sad. I don’t wear any air cushion foundation and go bare-faced. The skin color of my face and neck are also two colors, one is reddish and the other is yellowish.
17. I am so lazy. I wear oily hair and no makeup every day. How do you manage to put on makeup every day?
18. Summer is a sad season. If you don’t want to put on makeup or buy clothes, you just want to look unkempt and bare-faced.
19. It’s so cool to be at home in the summer without makeup, with my hair all tied up, and eating my favorite crushed ice. I’m really happy.
20. To be honest, I admire her for wearing makeup on such a hot day. I feel hot even when I look at her without makeup.
21. I miss the days when I showed up without makeup every day, endorsed in the hallway, worked on questions together, and ordered takeout. These days are really painful and happy at the same time.
22. On a hot day, I don’t want to put on makeup at all, so I go bare-faced.
23. Especially enjoy the state of being bare-faced every day during the holidays.
24. I have gradually gotten used to my sloppy self who runs out every day without makeup and lipstick and is too lazy to apply it.
25. In fact, you don’t have to be so beautiful when you are truly loved. He will praise you for your beauty even if you are naked.
26. I spent the entire summer without makeup because I was sweating too much.
27. If you call me out on weekends, you must endure my sloppy look without makeup and wearing slippers.
28. My face is exposed to the sun without makeup. The spots just popped up.
29. Ever since I came to this company, I have never had to put on makeup and wear makeup every day. I thought it was because I was too lazy. But today I learned that everyone in the company doesn’t wear makeup. Is this a curse?
30. The side face looks better with makeup and eyelashes! I love to look bare-faced in summer. Cosmetics slogan
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