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Ask 30 sayings and 10 slogans!

Black and white words on paper - clear black and white

A mouse crossing the street - everyone shouts to beat him

Monk Zhang Er - confused

Arabic numerals 8 words to separate the family - zero to zero, pressing the cow's head to drink water - reluctantly

Grandpa eating coptis - bitter (ye), pressing the chicken head to peck the rice - wasted effort

Adou becomes the emperor - the weak and incompetent dwarf pushes the palm - the shot is not high

Adou's empire - gives the dwarf a free climb - greedy for cheap

Flying under the chopping board - flying If you don't get up and take medicine according to the old prescription - it's still the same thing

The nun in the nunnery - no luck (husband), get whipped but not stick - eat the soft and not the hard

The dwarf is riding a big horse - he is in a dilemma, boxing in the dark - fighting for a while

The dwarf is sitting on a high chair - he is in a dilemma, threading a needle in the dark room - being sad

The dwarf is sitting on a high stool - —Can’t reach An Lushan and raise troops—rebellion

The dwarf farts—whispering and chopping bones on the chopping board—just do it

The dwarf goes up the stairs—step by step the frog on the shore rises ——It jumps at the touch of a finger

Pressing the gourd to dig out seeds—Digging up a dog that was beaten one by one after missing one—Frustrated

Pressing the head and drilling into the fire pit—Holding in the fire.

Slapping one's hand to put on shoes - it won't work; a plucked phoenix that can't get through - is not as good as a chicken

Panana blossoms - one heart; tightly connected and putting one's face in one's crotch - invisible People

Bird's nest built on banana leaves - good times don't last long - Farewell, my concubine - no choice; helpless

Scarred eyes and sores - so bad that they are broken into pieces and turned into beautiful women - - A human-faced ghost with a heart

The flagpole erected eight hundred years ago - an old bachelor and a white-bone spirit speaking human language - monstrous words to confuse the crowd

Eight old men making fists - three orders and five Shen (stretch) white wax Osmanthus fragrans--the root is not right

Eight people sitting at a table with crooked necks--no one cares about who has a white-tailed fox--an old and cunning man

An eighty-year-old man blowing a lamp—— Out of breath; out of breath. The White Snake meets Xu Xian - a thousand-mile marriage is tied by a thread

Eight Immortals crossing the sea - each showing his magical powers; slightly showing that he can look up to the moon during the day - don't think about it; don't think about it; Don't even think about it

The Eight Wise Kings Enter the Palace - It's so hard to ask the department store to sell suits - one set

The moon on August 15th - the same every year; just right A hundred kilograms of light can be carried on one's shoulders, but one or two pens cannot lift it - Da Lao Chou

Eat Yuanxiao on August 15th - something different - a million troops march to the south of the Yangtze River - mobilize the troops

It is illegal to rob a police car! !

——-Saw it on the national highway in Henan

When one person is sterilized, the whole family is glorious! !

————I also saw an absolutely classic one on the national highway in Henan.

Should we keep it or not, we lead pigs and cattle.

————I saw an absolutely classic line in a village in Henan Province

Don’t be arrogant in victory and don’t be discouraged in defeat, a gathering of elites at the Games!

Victory is beating in the palm of my hand, and passion is flowing in the overflow of your energy!

Strike with all your strength, don’t look both ways!

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Walking on the Internet, taking a stroll!