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How to ask the doctor politely?

1, Ma Bao: "Doctor, I said it was a boy from another hospital. Do you think it's right? "

Doctor: "They are unprofessional" or "That makes sense".

Basically telling the baby's sex. Asking the doctor directly about the sex of the baby is far worse than asking the doctor to choose boys and girls. At this time, as long as the doctor's answer is vague, it is likely that there is a girl in the belly.

2. Ma Bao: "Doctor, do you think I am suitable for having a second child?"

Doctor: "after giving birth to this baby, you can regenerate if you want, and you can not have it if you don't want to regenerate."

This implies that boys generally want to have sons. If the first child is a daughter, they definitely want the second child to be a son. If the first child is a son, it doesn't matter whether they have a second child or not!

Ma Bao: "Doctor, it is said that we have a rich daughter and a poor child. Our pressure is really growing. "

Doctor: "it costs money to raise anything now, and you will suffer in the future."

Which means it's probably a baby boy.

4. Ma Bao: "Doctor, if I were a boy in my belly, I would definitely have a future."

Doctor: "men and women are not the same, maybe girls are more promising than boys!" " "

It's obviously a baby girl.

Ma Bao: "Doctor, am I pregnant with a man or a woman?"

Doctor: "I can't see clearly." Generally girls; "Have a good baby, don't worry." Usually boys.

6. Dabao: "Uncle Doctor, will you have a little brother to play with me in the future?"

Doctor: "Kid, how do you know it's a little brother?" I wish I had a little sister to play with you in the future! "

7. Ma Bao (intentionally): "Is my son okay?"

Doctor: "How can you be sure it's your son?"

Ma Bao: "I had a B-ultrasound in the early days and told him it was my son."

If the doctor doesn't deny it, it should be the son. If the doctor looks weird or directly refutes, it may be the daughter. Need to know the doctor's reaction and expression.