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I sell live lobsters, and I need an advertising slogan that is a bit funny and fresh.

Promotion

A merchant went to a certain community to conduct a promotion for six days.

The advertising slogan on the first day is "Clearout"

The second day: "Reluctantly giving up love"

The third day: "Crazy sale" , my heart is bleeding!”

The fourth day: “Crazy sale, there are still three days left in the countdown”…

The fifth day: “The final dedication… to the residents of the community. Say goodbye with tears!"

Day six: "Thank you to the enthusiastic community residents for asking us to stay, there are still six days left!"