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Good luck in the Year of the Pig Dear Sir, thank you very much for your support in the past year. I wish you a happy new year, good health and all the best.
The breeze is blowing gently, and the white clouds are drifting away. Friendship is eternal in my heart. I wish you a happy new year and all the best. Please take this most sincere blessing with you and let happiness accompany you forever.
Year of the pig blessing manager: hello! I wish you a happy Spring Festival, a happy family and all the best! New year, new year, new atmosphere, prancing to welcome the new year!
In the year of the pig, may spring come quietly, the sound of hooves break, the old things are troubled, and the glory looks at the present. I wish eldest brother and sister-in-law a peaceful and auspicious year!
Congratulations on the Year of the Pig: A better life adds more beautiful colors with the arrival of the New Year. May your tomorrow be as beautiful as a dream!
Congratulations on the Year of the Pig are flying all over the sky, ushering in the new year, bringing long-lost hearts together and happy New Year! May my blessing melt the cold winter and warm your heart. People who love you.
When I was young, there were a large group of children carrying paper lanterns around. When they came back, their pockets were full of delicious food. I hope you have such good memories!
The year of the pig arrives, the new year arrives, good luck wins the lottery step by step in life, good luck plays cards every day, good taste, a better life, younger and more handsome, and long money on the golden wall at home.
Send away the old year, also send away the haze of one year, welcome the new year, and usher in new hope. may you have a happy new year!
Congratulations on the Year of the Pig, the spring breeze fills you; Your family cares about you; Love nourishes you; Friends are loyal to you; I am here to bless you; The lucky star will shine on you forever. Sincerely wish you: Happy New Year!
I hope I am the first person to send you a blessing this year. As a bosom friend, I can only say to you from the bottom of my heart: May all your wishes come true!
Thank you for your strong support and help in my work over the past year! May we unite and develop in the new year and do our work better!
At 0 o'clock, the bells of the Year of the Pig rang all over the world, and the New Year train set off on time. It took away an unforgettable time and ushered in another once fiery time. Happy new year!
The end of the year has just arrived, and blessings come from the East. When you come, you will reaffirm Kun Peng's ambition, cherish your time and diligence, and show your infinite elegance. I wish you a happy New Year!
Although the Year of the Pig is an old New Year greeting, I don't know how many times I have said it. Although it is an old word, it has new ideas and will feel different. Happy spring festival! All the best!
The Year of the Pig has left us, and many people and things have gradually faded away. But you will be in in my heart forever, because you have made my world different. I wish you a different New Year.
The bell of the Spring Festival has been ringing, and my blessing has been sent. A thousand words bless one sentence: Happy New Year and good luck!
Happy new year! may you have a happy new year! We have cooperated happily in the past year. Thank you for your concern and wish you a happy Spring Festival! Good luck! Get what you want.
I sincerely wish you peace, happiness and health in the new year. May all your dreams come true in the new year.
It's another spring, and blessings are floating all over the sky, giving them to you and me. Congratulations on the New Year! Happy new year and all the best! Get what you want.
It's another beautiful beginning of the year and a happy time. I sincerely wish you again: Happy New Year!
I put my blessing in 365 buds. They open a flower every day and give you good wishes every day.
On the occasion of the Spring Festival, I would like to wish Le Chi Maksima and your family happiness and well-being.
Snowflakes are flying all over the sky, ushering in the new year, bringing long-lost hearts together. I deeply wish you: Happy New Year! May my blessing melt the cold winter and warm your heart.
My dearest friend: May God bless you in the new year! Guanyin bodhisattva protects you! The god of wealth hugs you! Cupid shoots you! The god of food kisses you!
New year, new things, new beginning, new starting point and new harvest. I wish my friends all the best, a peaceful and happy year and a happy Spring Festival.
Happy new year! The new year is coming, and everything is beautiful here! Happy New Year to you and your family! Good health! You did a good job. Good luck!
Good luck in the new year! The official career is promoted step by step, and everything wins! Sparrows are handy and rich in money! Good health, delicious food, safe sleep and happy family. Congratulations on getting rich!
Days increase life, and spring is full of hard work. Three sheep open Thailand to send good luck, and Five Blessingg is rich in financial resources. I wish you a happy new year, happiness and health! !
I wish you the Year of the Monkey: famous, prosperous, bright red, big purple, big guns, hot, Malaysia first!
I wish: the new year is auspicious with bright future, high luck, happy family, prosperity as the East China Sea and happiness as the South Mountain.
Spring breeze fills you, your family cares about you, love nourishes you, the god of wealth contacts you, and your friends are loyal to you. I wish you all the best and the star of luck will shine on you forever.
No surprise, it's another year, and the new year is coming. I sincerely wish that the bank deposit will only increase, and the future will be bright. Work hard today, aim at life, and always pay for money!
I wish you a new beginning, a new harvest, a happy new year and all the best in the new year!
May you make a fortune in the new year and set foot on Marlboro, your career on Hongta Mountain, your lover stuffed with Ashima, and your financial resources spread all over Greater China.
I wish you abundant financial resources, happiness and many wives and children in the new year. Touching the East and kissing the West lightly, groaning, smiling at the beauty and admiring Wei Xiaobao and Ximen Qing.
Some things will not fade with the passage of time, and some people will not forget because they don't meet often. In my memory, you are my forever friend. I wish you success in your career on the occasion of bidding farewell to the old and welcoming the new.
Happy new year! Everything is fine! Happy family! Rich! Good luck! Flowers bloom with wealth! Happy from now on! Flo Xi Shou! Congratulations on getting rich!
I wish you in the new year: your career is in full swing, your health is as strong as a tiger's wings, your money is countless, your work is not hard, your leisure is like a mouse, your romance is like joy, and happiness belongs to you!
I want to say hello to you when the Spring Festival comes. I am twice as healthy and in a particularly good mood; Good luck every day, delicious; Gold comes out of the house and money grows out of the wall.
Wine: Just like water in a glass. Drinking it is haunted. You will trip when you walk, quarrel when you go home, and impotence when you climb into bed. You will regret it the next day. Did you drink it during the Spring Festival?
Happy new year! Sincerely bless you: God bless you! God cares about you! Bodhisattva loves you! The god of wealth follows you! Luck is with you!
I wish my brother: Longma has a prosperous spiritual career and will not get fat after eating and drinking. My little secret is to compete for you. The longer my daughter-in-law grows, the more beautiful she is. The stronger her old body is, and the new year will have a new look!
I wish you all your hopes, all your dreams, all your waiting and all your efforts will come true in the new year.
In this sunny festival, I wish you a happy mood, a warm family reunion, love as sweet as sunshine, and no sadness in the Pacific Ocean.
Wife is home, lover is flower; Pay home and buy flowers with bonuses; Go home when you are sick and look at the flowers; I hope you remember to go home often in the new year, but don't forget to water the flowers.
A lover is a flower in his hand, and he doesn't want to spread it. A friend is a chopped green onion. Where you need to catch a little secret is a spark. Occasionally there will be a little friction. A lover will think of him when he is hungry. Happy chopped green onion.
New Year wishes all friends in the world: comfortable work, high salary, warm bed, intimate friends, caring heart, all goes well, always happy and all goes well!
Weather forecast: This year, you will encounter money, rain, lucky wind, love fog, friendship dew, lucky chardonnay, health cream, perfect thunder and hail. Please note that they will haunt you all year round.
May good luck always step on you like a mine, bad luck never fall on you like a meteor shower, wealth can be seen everywhere like garbage, and happiness will accompany you all your life and stare at you like a fly. Happy New Year!
(Serious statement: This blessing cannot be discounted without permission. Once found, I will force uninterrupted blessing until you completely want to have this blessing. )
Destiny meets, no chance to meet, the ends of the earth, I hope to remember each other; Getting to know each other is lucky, but knowing each other is not. It will last forever. I will always bless you silently and wish you happiness. Happy new year.
A little friendship is true, a little attachment is weak, a little miss is deep, and a little blessing is the truest! may you have a happy new year!
I want the epiphyllum to never wither and bloom in the warm spring! I want a sunny winter to melt the cold ice and snow! I hope people who read short messages will be happy in the new year!
The sky is blue and the clouds will eventually disperse. The sea is not wide, and this shore is connected with the other. The dream is shallow and everything is natural. Tears are sweet when you sincerely hope. I wish you a happy New Year!
I have eyes but I can't see your figure at any time, ears but I can't hear your voice at any time, and hands but I can't hold your body at any time; But I have a warm heart and can bless you at any time: Happy New Year and all the best!
I bought two pounds of fashion from Huaihai Road, three pounds of romance, earned eight pounds of happiness, and cut off a ton of worries from my heart. A new year present for you!
A green leaf, full of its friendship with the root; The congratulatory message condensed my wishes for you. Another good start-a new year has begun, and I wish you success and happiness forever.
How can the frozen world thaw and recover overnight, and how can the newly awakened earth bloom fragrance overnight? May you accumulate and create something.
Hold a bunch of flowers, grab two handfuls of sunshine, go to France to buy four bottles of romance, go to the United States to buy six boxes of happiness, go to the United Nations to bring eight boxes of blessings, and cut ten cares from the bottom of my heart as gifts for you. Happy New Year, my friend!
Happy new year! Fresh every year! ! Make a fortune! ! !
I wish you: high position, light responsibility, more work, close to home, sleep until you wake up naturally every day, others work overtime, you get a raise, cramps when you pay, and beautiful girls love you madly. Happy new year!
The least element in nature is love, and the most element is love (hydrogen). The combination of the two is love. I wish you a happy new year.
Paper crane, thousands of hearts, bless you forever. Happy new year to you all!
What is eternity? What is Dijiu? Say a happy new year, let you remember that it is forever!
Bin Laden opposes terrorism, Bush kisses Saddam Hussein, and Sharon will give in tomorrow. If all three are satisfied, I won't wish you a new year.
Draw a perfect family in Qian Qian with family as the center and happiness as the radius!
I won't give you a gift this holiday, but send you a short message. Health and happiness will always accompany you, let me tell you: the god of wealth has followed you!
Every holiday, I miss my family and spend a month sending them away; I wish friends and relatives all the best and enjoy a good mood every day.
Happy new year and happy year after year!
Bless you: the family is always full of blessings, and the auspicious clouds gather in the New Year!
Good luck in the Spring Festival, Fu Lu Shou Xing is here! Good luck and all the best!
Legend has it that lavender has four green leaves: the first is faith, the second is hope, the third is love, and the fourth is luck. Send you a lavender and wish you a happy new year!
A catty of melon seeds and a catty of dates, I wish you good luck and arrive early; One catty of candy and two jins of bananas, good luck not to run; A catty of peanuts and a catty of peaches, I wish you money rolling into your pocket!
I wish you peace and happiness every year; Smooth road, step by step; For more than a year, financial resources have been rolling in; Every family is happy and everything goes well!
The motherland under the leadership of the party will last forever, and the people under the leadership of the party will live and work in peace and contentment. We will create a brand-new year together!
I sincerely wish you all the expectations, dreams, hopes and efforts in the new year!
It takes three seconds for the stars to set, one day for the moon to rise, one year for the earth to rotate, 24 hours for missing someone, and a lifetime for loving someone, but only one second for a thoughtful blessing: Happy New Year!
Happy new year by SMS: live and work in peace and contentment. Industry is prosperous. Good luck and strive for the best. Relax and stay young forever. I wish you happiness!
Carry forward the past and usher in the new year, raise the golden cup to thousands of families, keep pace with the times, celebrate the New Year, and spread laughter and joy to thousands of families.
It is not easy to meet by chance. Maybe this is fate, what a pity to miss it. Knowing that acacia is bitter, there is nothing to say. The Spring Festival is coming again. When can I see you? I wish you a happy Spring Festival. Do you miss me? I miss you so much!
I wish investors a happy new year, lots of silver and abundant financial resources, and the stock market will be extremely hot in the new year.
Close your eyes, my little wish will fly to your window in the new year bell, overlapping with your dream in the new century …
Spring blossoms, and spring comes back to Yan. I send a gust of wind to your arms: peace is priceless, and love will always exist. Qian Fan competes for development. A well-off society is in sight. The grand blueprint is heroic.
Xiao Chun and Xiao Chun are green everywhere. Mountains and rivers, laughter, * * * I wish Liuhe the same spring to climb higher step by step.
I wish you (inhale) smooth sailing, two dragons take off, three sheep open Thailand, peace in the four seasons, five blessings, June 6 th, seven stars shine high in all directions, rich in financial resources, 99 hearts, everything is perfect, wealth is prosperous, good luck is repeated, and everything goes well! Good luck in the new year!
If you will smile happily in your dream, it is that I told the moon to bring my blessing to you on a certain night in a certain month of a certain year: Happy New Year, my friend!
A short message, a string of blessings: I wish you happiness; Healthy and relaxed; Round and round, loving and loving; Harmonious and beautiful, thriving!
I wish you a happy new year, triumphant; Go away if you are unlucky, and be proud if you are lucky; Beautiful spring and white snow, brilliant blessings; Everything is yangguan avenue!
New Year and New Year's Eve "Sina" tide, SMS and MMS and integrity. I wish "Xin" a happy new year and "wealth" like brocade. "Rich" is like the East China Sea, "thin" is not as good as Nanshan!
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Interesting messages about pigs
0 1. In those days, we walked quietly on the path in our hometown, and you bowed your head shyly. When the villagers saw us, we all praised you: hey, it's beautiful and clean! Also praised me: good boy, so young to release pigs!
02. Do you know, dear? You have lost a lot of weight recently! I see it in my eyes, but it hurts in my heart. It's almost the Spring Festival, but your health is worrying ... Who doesn't want to let his pig kill a few kilograms more!
The moment I left, your helpless crying and heartbreaking pain behind me made me suddenly understand how much I love you. I suddenly turned and cried and hugged you: I don't want to sell this pig!
04. A cricket and a pig bet that you couldn't see me when I jumped into the grass. The pig said, What should I see? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching? !
05. When the wolf came to the pigsty, the pigsty was a mess. Mother pig arranged: the big pig will block the door! Second pig, block the window! When she saw the pig, Mother Pig got angry and shouted: Third, don't read the message! You are fleshy, go out and draw the wolf away.
06. Cry silly. Are the happy days over? I warned you not to sleep, but you just wouldn't listen. Now you should remember that pigs will be slaughtered when they reach a certain weight.
07. Not every flower can represent love, but roses can. Not every tree can stand thirst, but poplar can; Not every pig can receive the text message, but you did it.
08. The tortoise and the rabbit race, and the pig is the referee. Do you think the tortoise runs fast or the rabbit runs fast?
There will be a meteor shower tonight. I heard that a big pig will fall from the sky. It's a pity that I'm going to bed, so you'll be fine. There are so many people watching you fly!
10. Please touch your little red face first, and then touch your little belly! All right! This lecture on pig raising knowledge ends here. See you tomorrow!
1 1. A pig and a penguin were kept in a cold storage at MINUS 20 degrees. The penguin died the next day, and the pig was fine. Why? You don't know? By the way, pigs don't know either!
12. When Tang Priest took a short rest with three disciples, Tang Priest went to Pig Bajie and took a look. He said angrily, "You pig head, you still have the leisure to read short messages!"
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Text messages about pigs
Portrait of your life: At the age of ten, you can take a bath-pigs clean themselves; at the age of twenty, you can dress up-pigs are flourishing; at the age of thirty, you can work-pigs have a career; at the age of forty, you can have servants-pigs have servants; at the age of fifty, you can shoot-pigs throw things.
I don't want to be your parallel line, I can only wait and see with you all my life; I don't want to be your intersection line. After a moment of tenderness, I will go further and further. As long as I'm in a straight line with you, I'll drive you into the pigsty!
The north wind is blowing again. You are always so careless. Every time, let me remind you to put on more clothes, but you always answer me disdainfully: what is my thick pigskin for? Still afraid of the breeze?
The sun has risen, the troubles have passed, and you will be full of energy to meet a beautiful day, ok! Get out of the nest! Shake pig hair, wash pig face and work hard for feed!
Tea tastes strong until it is especially fragrant; It's a long way to go, and it's hard for Xiu Yuan to come: people should have deep feelings and love again until the next life; Pig's trotters, fresh, hehe, this is not bad with a mobile phone!
Before, I only knew that pigs can't talk, so I knew how to hum, but then I met you, and I realized that you can hum better than pigs. I was just talking about you, and you were humming!
A pig and a penguin were kept in a cold storage at MINUS 20 degrees. The penguin died the next day, and the pig was fine. Why? You don't know? By the way, pigs don't know either!
Baby pig's echo: you're glad you have to do this. People who belong to pigs are literate, well-educated and very popular. The first thing you know is that you make it clear. If you believe it is short, you can understand it. Li De is a pig, which is well-founded in the world of pigs.
Wait for a subway, five minutes; Watch a movie for three hours; Look at the full moon, January; Miss someone for life! But a caring word only takes a few seconds: it's cold, so put more grass in your nest!
Read it in Sichuan dialect: On the night of crossing the black area, Toulanhu jumped into the canal and threw Li to the ground, but risked you and others to save Motta. Because it has four axes, it doesn't live in a building!
A little pig is about to be slaughtered. The butcher came to catch it maliciously. But the pig said passionately, what is there to be afraid of dying? When I finish reading this message. Hmm. How interesting
God didn't give pigs wisdom because he wanted them to be happy. So, you must be happy.
Fat as a pig, aren't you upset? Being as lazy as a pig is a crime? Stupid as a pig, poor? Of course not, you are a pig! Do whatever you want!
You fought a wild boar and got kicked in the head. The wild boar said, grandma! The domestic pig still wants to fight the wild boar to death!
It turns out that I really fell in love with you for a long time! But I'm afraid that one day you will leave me. Why can't you cherish this fate after you really choose? I want to be together forever, but the police uncle said that pigs are not allowed in the city!
One day, Bajie asked Tang Priest: Master, is this world really the ugliest for me? The Tang Priest turned pale and said, Ask Sister Guanyin! When Bajie came back from Guanyin, he asked cheerfully, Hehe, Master, who is # #? Ha ha!
It is late at night, and the pig is crying sadly. Mother asked, why are you crying? I feel stupid, said the pig. Mother comforted him: don't cry, son, the person reading this message is more stupid than you!
Solve the riddle on the lantern: you stand with the pig. Answer: Elephant.
A pair of lovers together is called very much in love, a pair of lovers together is called eternal knot concentric, and you are simple, you and a pig together are called pairs.
When you pick up the mirror and look at your round face, high nose, charming eyes, sexy mouth and blessed ears, you will always sigh loudly-pig!
You went to the supermarket to buy a tube of toothpaste and left. The cashier looked at your background and sighed: the world has changed, and pigs have evolved to brush their teeth!
It is said that pigs are lazy, but I don't think so. At least now, I found a pig reading a text message.
Since ancient times, a mathematical equation has always been correct: A = B, B = C, so A = C, you = animal, animal = pig, so you = pig.
New signs of the animal world: ants rape African elephants, lions sell mala Tang, mice and snakes play, sharks and donkeys go shopping, pigs are even crazier, pretending to be hooligans with mobile phones. Hey, you, look, Demo!
I called you a pig the other day, and you said, "I am a pig." From then on, I called you a pig. Later, you finally couldn't stand it, yelling at me in front of many people: "I'm not a pig."
You are a chubby little pig after receiving this message. Delete this message. You are a black African pig. Reply to this email. You are a Rwandan wild boar. If you don't come back, you will be a Ukrainian white pig. If you store it, you will be an American sick pig. Hey, what do you do?
Sunrise+Sunset = Moon in the morning and evening+Stars = Infinitely missed wind flowers+Snow-covered moon = Tender and sweet meteor+heartfelt words = Blessing you+Charcoal = fragrant suckling pig.
Strange, really strange! Last time I accidentally spilled half a pot of boiling water on your hand, you said nothing, it didn't hurt at all! Later, I looked up the proverb to know that a dead mouse is not cold!
Cobra is highly myopic. After the first date with the elephant, Cobra said to the elephant's nose, Come on, it's very kind of you to bring such a big pig. By the way, this pig is called # #?
You are happy because I am happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am worried because you are thin, I am thin because you are ill, I smile because you are strong, and I am rich because I sold you to ............ Pig!
I have been by your side, worrying about you again and again. Are you full today? Did you sleep well? Will it be cold late at night? I always knew you couldn't take care of yourself. Every time I walk away, you jump out of the pigsty.
I have always had a good impression on you, and your face has always appeared in front of me! But I am too poor to expect, and now I have money! You can say loudly: boss, cut that pig head in half for me!
How can I bear to see you leave? How many warm and happy times we spent together, but today we are going to break up! Looking at your sad eyes, I shouted: wait a minute, I won't sell this pig.
I miss you day after day, and I'm still lonely. When will the beautiful dream appear? Honey, I really want to see you! But I just can't find you living in that pigsty! Dead pigs can't sleep well. Go back to sleep after getting up.
There are six kinds of pigs in the world. Those who keep at home are called domestic pigs, those born in the mountains are called wild boars, those who read information are called stupid pigs, those who laugh are called stupid pigs, those who ignore me are called dead pigs, and those who don't reply to information are not as good as ~ ~ ~
The weather changes for free, be careful to catch cold, and care about you again: you should quit taking off your clothes; Second, the exit is late; Three cold drinks; Under the temptation is picky eaters; Five precepts of cold water bath; 6. Abstinence from alcohol; Seven commandments to climb the quilt; Do you understand, Bajie?
If autumn leaves, I will wait for you in the snow. If the world dies, I will love you in heaven. If you leave, I will miss you with tears; If I leave, I will let him take care of you. His pig-raising skills are not bad, really.
The falling rain makes me think a lot. To put it bluntly, I miss you. When the weather is fine, I will take you to the grassland, but it is agreed in advance that pigs are only allowed to eat grass and are not allowed to arch the ground!
In the past, there were countless friends, which is the coolest if you think about it. I searched for you in my dream. When I suddenly turned around, you were still eating grass in my pig shed, beside the tree, your tail kept swinging. So you're eating my tree, damn it!
I met you, and I was at a loss. I can't avoid your affectionate eyes. I know your heart. I ran as fast as I could, but you followed me closely. I cried, "Whose pig is so hungry?"
I haven't heard from you for a long time
I always miss you these two days.
I'm a mess
Search all the ponds you like to visit.
Restaurant cabin
Sleeping lawn
Still no news from you.
My heart is broken.
......
Why did you lose such a big pig?
My friend said that we would not be happy together.
They advised me to give up you and leave you.
But I really like you and can't bear to leave you.
I fell out with them for this.
Why?
They are allowed to keep dogs, but I am not allowed to keep pigs.
Before, I was just an ordinary knight-errant, until I met the most mysterious you in the Jianghu and called out your name by a strange coincidence. From then on, I became the "GG Bond" admired by everyone in the Jianghu.
Piggy. Piggy is amazing. He sleeps until ten o'clock every day, and every five bowls reach the bottom. No one dares to compare his weight. Where is the pig? I'm snickering and reading text messages.
The king asked for 100 pigs, but the minister only brought 99 pigs. The king said, "What about 1 pig?" ? The minister said, "There are still 1 people reading short messages.
I want to speak my mind when you are happiest. In the warm and romantic New Year, the opportunity has finally come-you look like a pig when you are happy, and more like it when you are angry. Happy new year, pig!
I live such a life every day: playing ball with Jordan, boxing with Tai Sen, playing chess with Wei Ping, chatting with Clinton, bombing buildings with bin Laden and sending messages to pigs.
Not every flower can represent love, but roses can; Not every tree can stand thirst, but poplar can; Not every pig can get a text message, but you did it!
There will be a meteor shower tonight. I heard that a big pig will fall from the sky. Too bad I want to sleep. You're gonna be okay. There are so many people watching you fly!
Domestic pigs are kept at home, and those born in the mountains are called wild boars. Everyone who sees this message is a stupid pig. If the person who laughs is a stupid pig, the person who is angry is a fat pig, the person who ignores me is a dead pig, and the person who doesn't reply is even worse than a pig.
When I turned away, you cried helplessly behind me, and the heartbreaking pain made me suddenly understand how much I love you. I turned around and hugged you: this pig is not for sale!
I just saw you in the supermarket! You put your hand on the bar code scanner, and the screen shows: trotters 8 yuan. Do you think the machine is broken? Look at it, the screen shows 5 yuan's pig head!
You'd better. I miss you again. I'm not angry with you anymore. I think my love for you is deepening every day, because someone told me ... the price of pork has gone up, so you can get a good price!
Let me ask you a riddle: there are two drops of water on the pig's ass. You can't play a song called ..................., and your face is full of tears.
I told my mother that I like you, and I want you to come to my house and stay with me day and night, okay? Through the communication these days, I found that I can't live without you, but my mother refused. She said: pigs are not allowed at home!
You look happy when you drag a pig shopping. I passed by and said sympathetically, "You can tell who a person is with by his taste." Before I finished, I saw that the pig despised you.
People are really tired when they are alive! You must queue up when you get on the bus. Secret love is really painful. Eating is tasteless, drinking is easy to get drunk, and work is very tired. You can't rob it, you have to pay taxes if you earn money, and you even have to pay for sending a message to a pig ~!
Busy? Nothing, just want to tell you that I miss you in a way that doesn't bother you! I hope when you receive this message, your mouth is smiling, your nose is arching, and you hum twice to let other pigs know that your master likes you best!
A bean fell. It feels discouraged and depressed. This bean is me. What can encourage it to stand up? The answer is you! Because there is something called "pig encourages beans".
The pig is crying sadly. Mother asked: Why are you crying? The pig said, I feel stupid. Mother comforted him: son, don't cry, the person reading this message is more stupid than you!
There are little raindrops floating in the sky, as if laughing at my delusion. Why are you so selfish and cruel that I rack my brains to write a poem full of sadness? Who knew that only pigs and idiots stared at this poem on their mobile phones?
Every time the wind and rain are biting, I ask you to be caring and attentive, and I will send you food in times of famine. Your simple and honest expression excites me. In fact, raising a pig is quite fulfilling!
On this warm and romantic day, a little pig hides in the house and draws a ball. The ball is round and round. Happy round egg, pig!
Save party member: I don't drink party wine for a day. I don't know the route. I don't know how to eat party food for a day. I don't know how to do my job. I don't know how to fill out the invoice. One day I didn't know how to sign.
Difficulties in fresh-keeping education: criticizing the superior official position is difficult to protect; It is difficult to criticize the relationship at the same level; Criticize yourself and ask for trouble; Criticize the reduction of votes at lower levels; Criticize your husband, and he will mess around; Criticize children who have no one to support the elderly. What should I do in this situation?
It is said that a blind man's fortune-telling is very accurate, and everyone brings him a pig with faded hair for him to calculate. The blind man was overjoyed and said: Hip width is the best in contemporary party member with round belly, small face and big eyes. His skin is tender and will keep fresh!
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