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What's the smell of love? I've been in love all my life and I've never felt tired.

What is the temperature of love? Yes, I worked as a security guard for several months. Before I worked as a security guard in the chemical plant, I was still bagging in the production workshop, that is, under a device that vomited organic fertilizer, I held the bags and bagged them one by one, repeating a posture at least 500 times a night. So what are the four stages of love? Let's take a look at this article about the taste of falling in love with Bian Xiao.

I witnessed it. Black fertilizer turns black, gray fertilizer turns gray, black fertilizer turns gray by evaporation, and gray fertilizer turns black by evaporation. At that time, according to the 38 th regulation, a class was eight hours. During the intermission, I can play football and chat in the production workshop. Tired as a dog every day, I fell asleep when I got back to the dormitory.

Talking about the past, I said that I was lucky and went to a junior college. The leaders of the production workshop feel very sorry. How can I do such hard work? He said I should sit in front of the computer. He said I should try, and strongly recommended me to do office work. How relaxing it is in front of the computer!

So, two months later, I came to the security room at the main entrance of the chemical plant in the production workshop. Yes, what is the temperature of love? There is a computer in front of the security room. I sat in front of the computer and supervised every big truck that came in and out. There is a computer in front of me. This job is a little better than before. I repeat a gesture about 50 times a night, that is, come, pour, pour, stop, fill in the receipt and send it.

The workshop is an interesting field. There is a girl in class seven who lives not far away. She rides a battery car to work every day. Sometimes, she will hold the bag, and when the bag is filled with organic fertilizer, she will walk on the conveyor belt. I promise to press it and let it transport in the other direction.

Girls get married early and are overweight. They are clowns in our class. She likes to say that I like her love very much. She had a complicated love experience, so the aunt in the village introduced it in detail, exchanged mobile phone numbers with men and chatted. Once a man passed by a chemical plant and said on the phone, shall we meet?

The girl said, why?

The man said, just look at the baked sweet potatoes at the door and buy two if you think you should like them.

The man is a coach driver who travels all over the world and brings her delicious food every time. He passed by Regan Noodles, Nanjing salted duck, Fujian Melaleuca cake and Hainan coconut. Later he learned that he always bypassed the gate of the chemical plant.

Once, a man drove to the door of a chemical plant and said to him, come on, I'll take you out to play! This time, the truck has traveled a long way to deliver goods, and I'm afraid it will take a long time to get home. She stood at the gate of the chemical plant and thought for a long time. Yes, she came to Linyi to work and earn money after graduating from junior high school. She has been far away, and most of the city names she knows are middle school geography textbooks and weather forecasts. She asked, how long will it take to go home? The man said, more than a week!

Then she left with someone else. On the way, she called me and asked me to watch some classes for her. I asked her how long it would take to get home. He said it should be more than a week. After that, our class rested and a group of people helped her through. When she came home, she was pregnant, and her husband was always traveling long distances. She will probably suffer indignities if she goes to the hospital for various tests herself. I don't know why, but later she filed for divorce.

After that, I was assigned to the security room.

Security room, a working group 10 people, leading the uncle in his fifties, often absent at night. So when he is away at night, people often steal cards to sleep. Sometimes, he can eat two kilograms of sunflower seeds in one night, and his mouth blisters the next day.

At that time, I didn't know why uncle security often didn't sleep at night. Anyway, everyone will be very nourishing if he doesn't arrive. Until later, one day at 4 o'clock noon, I took over and transferred to another post. In the security room, I saw the uncle of the security guard chatting with the fat girl. Oh, by the way, everyone used to call her the fat girl in the production workshop.

Only then did I understand why uncle security often doesn't sleep at night. During that time, his wife was seriously ill, and he could leave anytime and anywhere. He has always wanted to spend more time with him, and there are too many ways to love him. If he insists, he can't turn back. If he leaves, he will leave.

Uncle security said that I have never felt tired after loving for a lifetime. Young man, divorced after three months of marriage. You chose the person, so you don't need it. Uncle, I'm really not that greedy idle person. Who do you think hasn't been wronged since two people got married? Now I have no chance to suffer indignities.

Five years ago, my husband's wife was paralyzed. He just pushes and pushes every day, always thinking about what if there is a surprise. Does the security guard have intuition every time he asks? His wife waved. His wife said, grandpa, please don't be tired into a dog. I'm fine like that. Five years without a day, you see, this is the way of daily life. You can't get surprises by persistence, nor can you get good results by thoughtfulness.

Sometimes, the security uncle is very tired and goes to bed according to the regulations. His wife couldn't bear to disturb him, so she let him sleep on her lap. Sometimes, she suddenly wakes up and says, wife, move, move. One thing, which is quite strange, is that a few days before her wife left, she really had an intuition. His wife said, I feel it, damn it. At that time, his wife had changed from hemiplegia to other diseases, and she had to hang a few cans of dribs and drabs every day, but she could no longer eat.

Uncle security asked his wife, what do you want to eat? I'll let you do it when I get home.

His wife said with all her strength that she still wants to drink your old hen soup.

He said, good. Riding a battery car to go home, tired to be a dog for several hours, took the insulated water cup to the hospital clinic, and my wife had already left.

What is more difficult for two people who love each other deeply is that they once loved each other deeply, but they can't meet each other in this life, and even dare not say the last goodbye. Well, because I understand, once this sentence comes in and out, it will really be uncertain.

Uncle security said that if you leave, you won't have to suffer. The less filial a child is, the more painful it is. Look, all kinds of tubes are inserted all over the body, and all kinds of infusion bottles are shouting medicine.

Later, a nurse said that the security guard had been here several times. Every time he went to the hospital ward, he stood at the gate with a smile on his face and stared at the hospital bed for a while, then bowed his head and left. I remembered that time, the security uncle often didn't even sleep in bed in broad daylight, so he came to his hand and held a small hip flask. Leading cadres didn't say anything when they met him. The key is that everyone's work is very strict, and drinking is forbidden.

Listening to friends who work in the hospital, many patients' final treatment is actually meaningless, just keeping a period of obsession. If people are still there, there is still some comfort in my heart. When the bed is empty, the whole world will follow.

Later, I learned that the car rear-end accident of my fat sister's husband had a serious safety accident. During the days when the fat sister couldn't contact, her husband was still in syncope. When he woke up, her husband didn't contact her. In addition, a living brother asked him if he needed to contact his sister-in-law. Her husband said, no, I don't want my daughter-in-law to worry.

The fat girl told her husband that she was pregnant.

Her husband smiled and said, well, I want to run a very anxious job. It will take about a month or two. I can't go home. You need to take good care of yourself until I come back. I'll never run away again. At that time, her husband was still lying in the hospital bed, shouting thick plaster with his legs. He told his brother that I wanted to go home. Then I cried and said, why do you want to run this trip more?

All these things happened in about four months. If you think about the road of life, a certain period of time should also be a true portrayal of life. Some things can't be tolerated and regretted, because what happened is probably unique. What do you think? If so, what will happen next? If, all _ produced.

Sadness and happiness are beautiful words. Sadness is not what you want, or you will never see each other again when you return to the sky behind you. There is Pleurotus ostreatus in the hot old hen soup, and the sauce has burned a congenial life. What are the flavors of love? Parting is joy, but being together is snobbery. For the first time in daily life, from breakfast to dinner, I bought you a baked sweet potato to warm your hands. It snowed behind, tree by tree. The fat girl gathered around the stove, opened the manual of prenatal examination and called her husband. Be careful on the road. My baby and I will wait for you to go home.

Often wronged, they say that they are too tired to be tempted, but some people have never felt tired after moving all their lives. How do you think they can fall in love with one person at the same time? I think everyone is born with shortcomings. You lack banquet salad, and I lack good night wine. We can appreciate each other's gaps and fill them. I can stew chicken legs with three sauces and cover you with leeks and eggs. That should be simple happiness. I have everything you need. What I lack is you. The living thing is to drive the gear card to drive the gear. Go ahead and follow the wind.

You can't envy other people's feelings. If you like someone, you will know that you have the courage to love for a lifetime, and you will be tired of doing anything. But love is like the wind blowing through the hall on a hot summer day, like the light that suddenly flashes on the dark sidewalk at night, like shrimp balls, noodles, pig blood and little fat cows floating in a bubbling hot pot restaurant. You ask, what should I do if I am tired? Love slowly, and it will grow in this life. Some love doesn't need to be done overnight, and everyone is in no hurry.

You know, the four stages of love, 2 minutes and 20 minutes to eat a bowl of stewed chicken with mushrooms and drink some old hen soup, is there a difference? Smell it! Give more love and be happy.