What is the funniest joke you have ever heard in life?

I have heard the funniest joke in my life.

1. I sent a box of walnuts to my friend, and he said the fruit was bitter! There is also a big beard in it, and he can't move his tongue after eating it. What's even more ridiculous is that he even said that it might be toxic. After eating it, his mouth turned black, even his teeth turned black, and he couldn't brush it for several times. I calmly told him who hasn't done it for the first time, so don't forget to send it back to me after eating!

2. The doctor was about to operate on a man. The man glanced at the doctor nervously ... Suddenly, the man rolled under the bed in horror and cried, "Somebody please!" The nurse rushed over and asked, What's the matter? The man said, hurry up and change doctors for me! The nurse asked: Why? The man said: I gave him his diploma!

3. Yesterday, my mother suddenly said to me: There is a piece of land at home, which is yours! Now I hold back my tears and think to myself: I know, in fact, I am an invisible rich second generation! The bitter days before were all to hone me! Now the time is finally ripe ... I endured my inner excitement and tried to ask my mother in a calm and casual tone: Where is it? "On the table, ZTO Express. It arrived yesterday! Signed for you! "

4. You are also lazy. Just because your coat is different, your fate is completely different: one is stabbed and the other is spoiled! Therefore, it is very important to mix "clothes". It is cold, and you have to buy what you should buy. Don't save it.