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Funny advertising slogan, like incense, more than 700 million people drink to death every year, and their corpses can circle the earth twice. Is there any such funny advertising?
1. Planning to make you big comes from: Company A’s advertising slogan
2. For safety and security, you have your own set of condoms
3. It may be The best beer in the world comes from: Carlsberg
4. NEW BEIJING, GREAT OLYMPIC From: Beijing Olympics
5. Dress naturally from: Baleno
6. A world without strangers comes from: Giordano
7. Chatting with hands and words comes from: Nokia 3310
8. There is a kind of wine that is used to leave a legacy. From: Shibajiufang
9. First line: Come in early and come in late. Come in early and late. Second line: Eat more and eat less. Eat as much as you can. Horizontal line: Come in and eat something. From: The slogan of a small shop
10. Once It's your fault for not buying it, it's my fault for not buying it for the second time. It comes from: At the fruit stall
11. Cooking wine and talking about heroes and talented men winning the world. From: Talented Men's Wear
12. What men should do My own voice comes from: Alcatel mobile phone
13. Thousands of rivers and mountains are just around the corner, and the network sky is at your disposal for you to soar with ease. You can face it with ease. From: China Telecom Series
14. Sow an action , you will reap a habit; sow a habit, you will reap a character; sow a character, you will reap a destiny. From: William James
15. Macro, Le Thousands of families. Source: Macro Electrical Appliances
16. There are as many touching stories as there are southern motorcycles. From: Southern Motorcycle
17. Go to work happily and come home safely. Source: Public Service Announcement
Yan Wu, Yan Wu, a song brings love. From: Yanwu Radio
18. Master Kong’s instant noodles are delicious. From: Master Kong
19. Don’t be too chic! From: Shanshan Suit
20. Let 100 million people become smart first. From: Giant Brain Gold
21. ***Create a beautiful future and ***live a beautiful life. From: Midea Electric Appliances
22. Provincial excellence, ministry excellence, Ge excellence? From: Shuanghui Ham Sausage
23. Drink Confucius’ banquet wine and make a difference in the world. From: Banquet at the Confucius Mansion
24. Health creates the future. From: Neptune
25. Good teeth, good appetite, great health, and delicious food. From: Six Must-Cure Blue Sky
26. Eternal green, eternal Qinchi. From: Qinchi Wine
27. Take the red flag car and take the road of China. Source: Hongqi Car
28. If you want good skin, use Dabao sooner or later. From: Dabao
29. Confucius’ wine makes people homesick. From: Kongfujiajiu
30. The new concept of calcium supplementation, absorption is the key. Source: Longmu Zhuanggu Granules
31. Drink Huiyuan juice and take the road to health. From: Huiyuan Juice
32. I only have you in my eyes. From: Wahaha Purified Water
33. Very Coca-Cola, a very good choice From: Very Coca-Cola
34. The New Year is full of freshness and fun, and it is a joy to celebrate Coca-Cola. From: Coca-Cola
35. Give melatonin as a gift. From: Melatonin
36. Rejoice, she is so confident.
From: Rejoice
37. Beyond the performance limits, enjoy wonderful computing from: AMD
38. American products, local price from: DELL
39. Classic Precision cast, timeless collection from: BenQ
40. Differences due to wisdom from: Dopoda
41. The Great Wall will never fall, domestic products should strengthen themselves from: Ooni Sapodilla Shampoo Dip Cream
42. A kind of hereditary classical romance comes from: real estate
43. Strength creates value comes from: cctv
44. I am naturally angry ! From: Mineral water advertisement
45. Come in a hurry, go in a rush From: Side Suo
46. The feeling of no friction is like flying from: A certain lubricating oil
47. Not to seduce anyone, just to protect the beauty. Source: beauty chain advertising slogan
48. Born, Johnson & Johnson comes from: Johnson & Johnson
49. After the peak experience The endless aftertaste comes from: cigarettes
50. Sparkling and refreshing! From: Sprite
51. See the world with the third eye. From: Seagull camera advertisement
52. One click is worth less than a hundred stories. From: A typewriter advertisement
53. When the sun rises, our love will last forever. From: The Sun God
54. Love me, chase me, but please don’t kiss me! From: A big slogan on the back of a car
55. Stop, and then you can see it from: Bank of China
56. If there is space, it may come from: Buick Motors
57. Breaking through technology and enlightening the future comes from: audi
58. More lubrication, less friction comes from: Tongyi Lubricant
59. As long as the hearts are connected, we are thousands of miles apart Also shake hands. From: China Unicom
60. The ultimate reflection of success and technology comes from: Audi
61. There is no best, only better from: Aucma
62. Everything in the world is different, except for Pepsi-Cola.
From: Pepsi-Cola
63. Only by enjoying, can you win! From: "Modern Advertising"
64. Bondi firmly believes that there is no wound that cannot be healed. From: Bondi
65. Work as you please and live as you please. From: Lenovo Tianyi
66. Mastering the infinite future comes from: Daxian Communications
67. The freedom of technological creation comes from: Lenovo
68. Beyond ordinary life comes from: Joyo.com
69. Gaitianli every day, add calcium and vitality from: Gaitianli
70. Water turns out to be like this from: Robust
71. The world is vast because of you. : China Netcom
72. The rhythm of life is under your control. Source: Ericsson
73. M-Zone - My territory is mine. Source: M-Zone
74. Serving the country with industry and taking the prosperity of the nation as its own responsibility comes from: Changhong
75. If you like it, why not come from: Alcatel OT515
76. The 27th level of purification comes from: Le Bai's
77. Promoting health for the whole family comes from: Safeguard
78. Spring is in thousands of homes, and guests and friends are everywhere. From: Chundu Ham Sausage
79 . Oni shampoo: black hair, Chinese product from: Oni shampoo
80. Shanghai Buick: contemporary spirit, contemporary car from: Shanghai Buick
81. Runxun Communications : A call to the world should come from: Runxun Communications
82. Kongfujiujiu: Kongfujiajiu, which makes people homesick comes from: Kongfujiajiu
83. Master Kong: The delicious food is visible from: Master Kong
84. Business Link: Technology makes it easier for you. From: Business Link
85. Taste the laughter, often McDonald’s. From: McDonald’s
86. In-depth achievement comes from: Southern Weekend
87. Wonderful Hunan, the red network knows it! From: Red Net
88. Because of the Internet, the earth is like a village! From: Fourth Media
89. One texture, two expressions from: Panda Mobile
90. Long-awaited interpretation of Weiyi from: Xiamen Color Screen Mobile Phone
91. The classic of prosperous national cultural communication art comes from: a cultural communication company
92. If you don’t believe it, I’ll show you my death! From: Cockroach Killer
93. Natural, Johnson & Johnson From: Johnson & Johnson
94. Sejin Beer, the taste of true love! From: Sedol Beer
95. Listen to the world, conquer the world from: Haier mobile phone
96. Avon understands women better than women From: Avon
97. Sun is the sun and Java is the moon. From: Sun
98. China Netcom, my world is wide. From: China Netcom
99. Your unlimited wireless comes from: Intel
100. Sanyo is at home , warm in winter and cool in summer comes from: Sanyo air conditioner
101. Warm words of winter come from: Motorola mobile phone
102. Who makes my heart beat? Source: FM365 website
103. Flexibility makes the basketball court no longer a flat surface Source: Li Ning
104. Don’t kiss me, I’m afraid of repairs.
Source: Lubricating Oil
105. One call and four responses! From: Audio company advertisement
106. Everything is included! From: Dumpling shop advertisement
107. Well-deserved. From: Pawn shop advertisement
108. Take someone with a hat! From: Hat Company Advertisement
109. Not a penny! From: Barber shop advertisement
110. Asking for trouble! From: Pharmacy Advertisement No fight, no acquaintance! From: Typewriter Advertisement
111. If your car can swim, please drive straight without braking. Source: Highway Traffic Advertisement
112. The author of this book is a millionaire and unmarried, and the object of his desire is the heroine described in this novel! From: New book advertisement
113. Always let your driver’s license expire before you do. From: Car showroom advertisement
114. Please remember that God is not perfect. He has prepared spare parts for cars, but not for people.? From: Traffic Safety Advertisement
115. The farewell is sour, but the reunion is sweet. From: Sour Juice Advertisement
116. Print everything except banknotes. From: Printing company advertising
117. More joy, more choices from: McDonald's
118. Beauty is up to you From: up2tu
119. It's up to me The universe is wide from: China Netcom
120. Sun is the sun and Java is the moon. From: Sun Company
121. Make it easy to do business in the world: let honest businessmen get rich: they have done business online, what about you? From: Alibaba
122. Continuous innovation, because of the heart. From: Acer
123. Recruiting female secretary: looks like a young girl, thinks like an adult man, and behaves like a mature lady , works like a donkey! From: An American newspaper
124. Get rid of “spots” as soon as possible, and don’t leave “pimples” behind. From: An advertisement for a cosmetics company in Hong Kong
125. If you find that you don’t like the course after listening to it, you can ask for a refund of your tuition fee, but you must say it in French. From: An enrollment advertisement for a certain French learning class
126. Please do not flirt with the woman who just walked out of this hospital. She may be your grandmother.
From: Beauty salon billboard
127. Innovation is life From: Hisense
128. There is a beautiful place, Vanke Four Seasons Flower City From: Vanke
129 . Architecture and infinite life come from: Vanke
130. Notorious and fragrant come from: Stinky Tofu
131. Everything comes from: Electric Iron
132. Why do you need to be extremely smart? Long-lasting wisdom comes from: Hair Growth Essence
133. Water flowing to high places comes from: Zibo Submersible Pump Factory
134. Big petrochemicals are small, small petrochemicals are small. Got it! From: Treatment of Stone Disease
135. "Leisure" Wife and Good Mother From: Washing Machine
136. "Taking it orally", "Being convinced"! From:
137. The secret of youth! From: Women's Handbags
138. Thirty-six Strategies to Walk Up From: Shoes
139. For her festival, give me your heart of pure gold! From: Jewelry
140. With our fishing line, you can find the fish before they find you From: Johnson's Fishing Tackle
141. Life is a sport, drink Get off it. From: Gatorade Beverages
142. Choosing Vital shows that you have a bright mind. From: Vizual Optical Company
143. Canon, we can see what you want to express. From: Canon Company (Camera)
144. The fifth season of the popular now comes from: Jianlibao
145. Everyday is spring from: Kunming
146. If If you don't come, the advertising star will be him. From: CCTV AD Holy Book
147. Enjoy the pleasure of candid shooting in the dark! From: Siemens S57
148. The touching moment of sending MMS message from: MMS
149. Inspiration lights up life! From: Siemens
150. Intelligent interpretation, no Everywhere! From: Motorola mobile phone
151. I will fight for my career, and I will never give up on you! From: Ericsson
152. Bird mobile phone, the fighter among mobile phones From: Bird mobile phone
p>153. Ordos cashmere sweater warms the whole world from: Ordos cashmere sweater
154. Jie Ting245 It doesn’t matter how big the move is. From: Jie Ting
155. Do The bright cow, which produces bright milk, comes from: Guangming
156. The white and rosy color is different from: I can’t remember. qz
157. No cavities - Crest comes from: Crest
158. The value of wired and wireless enjoyment come from: PHS
159. Enjoy happy technology from: BenQ
160. The solution to the universal community comes from: IBM
161. Wahaha pure water: Loving you is equal to loving yourself. From: Wahaha
162. Farmer Mountain Spring: A little sweet comes from: Nongfu Spring
163. Broad and profound, Siemens comes from: Siemens
164. Everything is under control comes from: Ericsson
165. Sound Best, two distant acquaintances come from: Best
166. One call to the world comes from: Runxun
167. Let us do better! From: Philips
168. Warm affection, the big Arowana family.
From: Arowana
169. Nature is the healthiest, green and good mood comes from: Master Kong
170. Supporting the online world comes from: Yinghaiwei
171. Nippon Paint: shine everywhere! From: Nippon Paint
172. fm365: True interaction! Source: fm365 website
173. A solemn life, auspicious life. From: Zhuang Ji Suit
174. Everyone is worried about gifts, so I will give you Arctic fur seal oil. Source: Arctic Seal Oil
175. If the separation of life is a drama, then the happy marriage of a hundred years has been planned for a long time! From: Centenary Runfa
176. Yipin Huangshan, the sky is high and the clouds are light. From: Yipin Huangshan
177. Enjoy up and down! From: Mitsubishi Elevator
178. I am, I can do, and I am from: Yishi Women's Network
179. Let the powerless be strong and let the pessimists move forward. From: Southern Weekend
180. Goldlion——A man’s world! From: Goldlion
181. No big deal From: Breast Enlargement
182. When you see us, I and our news are on paper; when you can’t see When we were on the road, I and our news. From: Southern Weekend's new slogan
183. Time is because of my existence From: Rossini Watch
184. As long as you have a dream, everything can come true From: Hong Kong Telecom
185. A popular piece of Southern Weekend comes from: Southern Weekend
186. Time changes everything comes from: Radar Watch
187. Everyone on earth knows it comes from: Arctic Velvet
188. Searching through hundreds of thousands of people, you can search as many times as you want from: Electrolux Refrigerator
189. The bank near you, the bank you can trust is from: Industrial and Commercial Bank of China
p>190. Three-leaf Piano: Children who learn piano will not become bad. Source: Three-leaf Piano
191. Kodak: Connecting every moment of life. Source: Kodak
192. Volkswagen Beetle: Thinking about it, it’s still better to be small. Source: Volkswagen Beetle
193. Always imitated, never surpassed. Source: Car Advertisement
194 . I have a plan for a happy life from: Condom Advertisement
195. The driving force behind Lucent’s creative technology comes from: Lucent
196. Everything is wonderful because of you. From: Nestle Coffee
197. The beauty of sports, the world’s best enjoyment comes from: Li Ning
198. The crane dances on the white sand and my heart flies from: Baishayan
199. Want to know " Mouth-clearing" taste? From: Qingzui
200. With the flick of a finger, the world is interconnected. From: "Internet Weekly"
201. A book in hand, holding hands for a lifetime. From: "Modern Family"
202. When you choose "Reader", you also choose a type of excellent culture, a new vision, and a close friend in life.
From: Reader Magazine
203. More choices, more laughter from: McDonald's
204. Fotile, making your home feel better From: Fotile Cabinets
205. There is only one thing in the world, I am bound to you in this life! From: Story of Stone
206. We have been working hard! From: Aido
207. Sunshine always comes after the storm. From: Millennium Wine
208. Men’s requirements for suits are what women require from men. From: Suits
209. Evening News, Not Evening News. Beijing Evening News comes from: Beijing Evening News
210. It turns out that life can be more beautiful. From: Midea Air Conditioner
211. Tomorrow, you will still be able to Give me "Crystal Love"? From: Crystal Love Jelly
212. The pleasure of going in and out of the bathroom comes from: Bathroom
213. Where there is a home, there is Unilever. From: Unilever
214. Losing fat and losing weight is actually an attitude towards life. From: Duoer
215. When the Remy horse is in full swing, good things will come naturally. From: Hong Kong Remy Martin
216. If the five fingers are the same length, how can it meet the different needs of users? From:
217. Xinfei’s advertising is good, but Xinfei Refrigerator is from: Xinfei Refrigerator
218. Legendary quality, century-old Changyu comes from: Changyu
219. Li Ning: Keep the wonderful things to yourself. From: Li Ning
220. Once you have it, you have no choice. From: Fiyta
221. Technology makes it easier for you. :Business Link
222. The connection between China and the world comes from: China Unicom
223. Haier, made in China comes from: Haier
224. SOHU: Footprints of life every day from: SOHU
225. Jelly I Want Xizhilang from: Xizhilang
226. National treasure giant panda, pure heart and self-exaltation from: Panda
227. The world is different because of the differences. Source: MOTO
228. Lower your prejudices and you will make wonderful discoveries! From: Konica
229. Just do it From: nike
230. Creativity is like gold, dedication is like an ox From: Golden Bull Advertising
231. Don’t Let a man hold it in one hand from: a bra advertisement
232. Like a lover's hand from: a condom advertisement
233. A gold nest and a silver nest are not as good as your own comfort zone. From: Real estate advertisement
234. The one I love is you! From: Wahaha
235. A classical romance that can be hereditary comes from: Real estate
236. Strength Creating value comes from: CCTV
237. Love life, love Lafang! From: La Fang
238. What will happen to the world if humans lose association? Source: Lenovo
239. It’s good to be a woman! Source: Breast Enlargement
240. The world in your eyes? Source: Sina.com
241. Do you have any Yitang today? Source: Yitang.com
242. It only dissolves in the mouth, not in the hands. From: mamp;m chocolate
243. Three thousand worries, a new beginning of health. From: Pantene Shampoo
244. VV soy milk, joy. From: VV Soy Milk
245. Our brilliance comes from your style.
From: Sassoon Shampoo
246. Diamonds are forever, and one will last forever. From: Diamond Ring
247. Put my sincerity in the palm of your hand. Source: Maxam Hand Cream
248. Small size, big flavor. From: Kisses Chocolate
249. The milk is rich and silky. From: Dove Chocolate
250. Listening does not mean silence, sometimes silence is also a kind of power. From: Platinum Bracelet
251. The fragrance is strong and lingering. From: Nestle Coffee
252. Crystal love lasts a lifetime. From: Jelly Xizhilang
253. China Mobile Communications, communication starts from the heart! From: China Mobile Communications
254. NetEase, the power of the Internet to gather people! From: NetEase
255. Technology is people-oriented, Nokia From: Nokia
256. The universe is righteous, the network is the universe From: Tiandi.com
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