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Funny advertising slogan, like incense, more than 700 million people drink to death every year, and their corpses can circle the earth twice. Is there any such funny advertising?

1. Planning to make you big comes from: Company A’s advertising slogan

2. For safety and security, you have your own set of condoms

3. It may be The best beer in the world comes from: Carlsberg

4. NEW BEIJING, GREAT OLYMPIC From: Beijing Olympics

5. Dress naturally from: Baleno

6. A world without strangers comes from: Giordano

7. Chatting with hands and words comes from: Nokia 3310

8. There is a kind of wine that is used to leave a legacy. From: Shibajiufang

9. First line: Come in early and come in late. Come in early and late. Second line: Eat more and eat less. Eat as much as you can. Horizontal line: Come in and eat something. From: The slogan of a small shop

10. Once It's your fault for not buying it, it's my fault for not buying it for the second time. It comes from: At the fruit stall

11. Cooking wine and talking about heroes and talented men winning the world. From: Talented Men's Wear

12. What men should do My own voice comes from: Alcatel mobile phone

13. Thousands of rivers and mountains are just around the corner, and the network sky is at your disposal for you to soar with ease. You can face it with ease. From: China Telecom Series

14. Sow an action , you will reap a habit; sow a habit, you will reap a character; sow a character, you will reap a destiny. From: William James

15. Macro, Le Thousands of families. Source: Macro Electrical Appliances

16. There are as many touching stories as there are southern motorcycles. From: Southern Motorcycle

17. Go to work happily and come home safely. Source: Public Service Announcement

Yan Wu, Yan Wu, a song brings love. From: Yanwu Radio

18. Master Kong’s instant noodles are delicious. From: Master Kong

19. Don’t be too chic! From: Shanshan Suit

20. Let 100 million people become smart first. From: Giant Brain Gold

21. ***Create a beautiful future and ***live a beautiful life. From: Midea Electric Appliances

22. Provincial excellence, ministry excellence, Ge excellence? From: Shuanghui Ham Sausage

23. Drink Confucius’ banquet wine and make a difference in the world. From: Banquet at the Confucius Mansion

24. Health creates the future. From: Neptune

25. Good teeth, good appetite, great health, and delicious food. From: Six Must-Cure Blue Sky

26. Eternal green, eternal Qinchi. From: Qinchi Wine

27. Take the red flag car and take the road of China. Source: Hongqi Car

28. If you want good skin, use Dabao sooner or later. From: Dabao

29. Confucius’ wine makes people homesick. From: Kongfujiajiu

30. The new concept of calcium supplementation, absorption is the key. Source: Longmu Zhuanggu Granules

31. Drink Huiyuan juice and take the road to health. From: Huiyuan Juice

32. I only have you in my eyes. From: Wahaha Purified Water

33. Very Coca-Cola, a very good choice From: Very Coca-Cola

34. The New Year is full of freshness and fun, and it is a joy to celebrate Coca-Cola. From: Coca-Cola

35. Give melatonin as a gift. From: Melatonin

36. Rejoice, she is so confident.

From: Rejoice

37. Beyond the performance limits, enjoy wonderful computing from: AMD

38. American products, local price from: DELL

39. Classic Precision cast, timeless collection from: BenQ

40. Differences due to wisdom from: Dopoda

41. The Great Wall will never fall, domestic products should strengthen themselves from: Ooni Sapodilla Shampoo Dip Cream

42. A kind of hereditary classical romance comes from: real estate

43. Strength creates value comes from: cctv

44. I am naturally angry ! From: Mineral water advertisement

45. Come in a hurry, go in a rush From: Side Suo

46. The feeling of no friction is like flying from: A certain lubricating oil

47. Not to seduce anyone, just to protect the beauty. Source: beauty chain advertising slogan

48. Born, Johnson & Johnson comes from: Johnson & Johnson

49. After the peak experience The endless aftertaste comes from: cigarettes

50. Sparkling and refreshing! From: Sprite

51. See the world with the third eye. From: Seagull camera advertisement

52. One click is worth less than a hundred stories. From: A typewriter advertisement

53. When the sun rises, our love will last forever. From: The Sun God

54. Love me, chase me, but please don’t kiss me! From: A big slogan on the back of a car

55. Stop, and then you can see it from: Bank of China

56. If there is space, it may come from: Buick Motors

57. Breaking through technology and enlightening the future comes from: audi

58. More lubrication, less friction comes from: Tongyi Lubricant

59. As long as the hearts are connected, we are thousands of miles apart Also shake hands. From: China Unicom

60. The ultimate reflection of success and technology comes from: Audi

61. There is no best, only better from: Aucma

62. Everything in the world is different, except for Pepsi-Cola.

From: Pepsi-Cola

63. Only by enjoying, can you win! From: "Modern Advertising"

64. Bondi firmly believes that there is no wound that cannot be healed. From: Bondi

65. Work as you please and live as you please. From: Lenovo Tianyi

66. Mastering the infinite future comes from: Daxian Communications

67. The freedom of technological creation comes from: Lenovo

68. Beyond ordinary life comes from: Joyo.com

69. Gaitianli every day, add calcium and vitality from: Gaitianli

70. Water turns out to be like this from: Robust

71. The world is vast because of you. : China Netcom

72. The rhythm of life is under your control. Source: Ericsson

73. M-Zone - My territory is mine. Source: M-Zone

74. Serving the country with industry and taking the prosperity of the nation as its own responsibility comes from: Changhong

75. If you like it, why not come from: Alcatel OT515

76. The 27th level of purification comes from: Le Bai's

77. Promoting health for the whole family comes from: Safeguard

78. Spring is in thousands of homes, and guests and friends are everywhere. From: Chundu Ham Sausage

79 . Oni shampoo: black hair, Chinese product from: Oni shampoo

80. Shanghai Buick: contemporary spirit, contemporary car from: Shanghai Buick

81. Runxun Communications : A call to the world should come from: Runxun Communications

82. Kongfujiujiu: Kongfujiajiu, which makes people homesick comes from: Kongfujiajiu

83. Master Kong: The delicious food is visible from: Master Kong

84. Business Link: Technology makes it easier for you. From: Business Link

85. Taste the laughter, often McDonald’s. From: McDonald’s

86. In-depth achievement comes from: Southern Weekend

87. Wonderful Hunan, the red network knows it! From: Red Net

88. Because of the Internet, the earth is like a village! From: Fourth Media

89. One texture, two expressions from: Panda Mobile

90. Long-awaited interpretation of Weiyi from: Xiamen Color Screen Mobile Phone

91. The classic of prosperous national cultural communication art comes from: a cultural communication company

92. If you don’t believe it, I’ll show you my death! From: Cockroach Killer

93. Natural, Johnson & Johnson From: Johnson & Johnson

94. Sejin Beer, the taste of true love! From: Sedol Beer

95. Listen to the world, conquer the world from: Haier mobile phone

96. Avon understands women better than women From: Avon

97. Sun is the sun and Java is the moon. From: Sun

98. China Netcom, my world is wide. From: China Netcom

99. Your unlimited wireless comes from: Intel

100. Sanyo is at home , warm in winter and cool in summer comes from: Sanyo air conditioner

101. Warm words of winter come from: Motorola mobile phone

102. Who makes my heart beat? Source: FM365 website

103. Flexibility makes the basketball court no longer a flat surface Source: Li Ning

104. Don’t kiss me, I’m afraid of repairs.

Source: Lubricating Oil

105. One call and four responses! From: Audio company advertisement

106. Everything is included! From: Dumpling shop advertisement

107. Well-deserved. From: Pawn shop advertisement

108. Take someone with a hat! From: Hat Company Advertisement

109. Not a penny! From: Barber shop advertisement

110. Asking for trouble! From: Pharmacy Advertisement No fight, no acquaintance! From: Typewriter Advertisement

111. If your car can swim, please drive straight without braking. Source: Highway Traffic Advertisement

112. The author of this book is a millionaire and unmarried, and the object of his desire is the heroine described in this novel! From: New book advertisement

113. Always let your driver’s license expire before you do. From: Car showroom advertisement

114. Please remember that God is not perfect. He has prepared spare parts for cars, but not for people.? From: Traffic Safety Advertisement

115. The farewell is sour, but the reunion is sweet. From: Sour Juice Advertisement

116. Print everything except banknotes. From: Printing company advertising

117. More joy, more choices from: McDonald's

118. Beauty is up to you From: up2tu

119. It's up to me The universe is wide from: China Netcom

120. Sun is the sun and Java is the moon. From: Sun Company

121. Make it easy to do business in the world: let honest businessmen get rich: they have done business online, what about you? From: Alibaba

122. Continuous innovation, because of the heart. From: Acer

123. Recruiting female secretary: looks like a young girl, thinks like an adult man, and behaves like a mature lady , works like a donkey! From: An American newspaper

124. Get rid of “spots” as soon as possible, and don’t leave “pimples” behind. From: An advertisement for a cosmetics company in Hong Kong

125. If you find that you don’t like the course after listening to it, you can ask for a refund of your tuition fee, but you must say it in French. From: An enrollment advertisement for a certain French learning class

126. Please do not flirt with the woman who just walked out of this hospital. She may be your grandmother.

From: Beauty salon billboard

127. Innovation is life From: Hisense

128. There is a beautiful place, Vanke Four Seasons Flower City From: Vanke

129 . Architecture and infinite life come from: Vanke

130. Notorious and fragrant come from: Stinky Tofu

131. Everything comes from: Electric Iron

132. Why do you need to be extremely smart? Long-lasting wisdom comes from: Hair Growth Essence

133. Water flowing to high places comes from: Zibo Submersible Pump Factory

134. Big petrochemicals are small, small petrochemicals are small. Got it! From: Treatment of Stone Disease

135. "Leisure" Wife and Good Mother From: Washing Machine

136. "Taking it orally", "Being convinced"! From:

137. The secret of youth! From: Women's Handbags

138. Thirty-six Strategies to Walk Up From: Shoes

139. For her festival, give me your heart of pure gold! From: Jewelry

140. With our fishing line, you can find the fish before they find you From: Johnson's Fishing Tackle

141. Life is a sport, drink Get off it. From: Gatorade Beverages

142. Choosing Vital shows that you have a bright mind. From: Vizual Optical Company

143. Canon, we can see what you want to express. From: Canon Company (Camera)

144. The fifth season of the popular now comes from: Jianlibao

145. Everyday is spring from: Kunming

146. If If you don't come, the advertising star will be him. From: CCTV AD Holy Book

147. Enjoy the pleasure of candid shooting in the dark! From: Siemens S57

148. The touching moment of sending MMS message from: MMS

149. Inspiration lights up life! From: Siemens

150. Intelligent interpretation, no Everywhere! From: Motorola mobile phone

151. I will fight for my career, and I will never give up on you! From: Ericsson

152. Bird mobile phone, the fighter among mobile phones From: Bird mobile phone

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153. Ordos cashmere sweater warms the whole world from: Ordos cashmere sweater

154. Jie Ting245 It doesn’t matter how big the move is. From: Jie Ting

155. Do The bright cow, which produces bright milk, comes from: Guangming

156. The white and rosy color is different from: I can’t remember. qz

157. No cavities - Crest comes from: Crest

158. The value of wired and wireless enjoyment come from: PHS

159. Enjoy happy technology from: BenQ

160. The solution to the universal community comes from: IBM

161. Wahaha pure water: Loving you is equal to loving yourself. From: Wahaha

162. Farmer Mountain Spring: A little sweet comes from: Nongfu Spring

163. Broad and profound, Siemens comes from: Siemens

164. Everything is under control comes from: Ericsson

165. Sound Best, two distant acquaintances come from: Best

166. One call to the world comes from: Runxun

167. Let us do better! From: Philips

168. Warm affection, the big Arowana family.

From: Arowana

169. Nature is the healthiest, green and good mood comes from: Master Kong

170. Supporting the online world comes from: Yinghaiwei

171. Nippon Paint: shine everywhere! From: Nippon Paint

172. fm365: True interaction! Source: fm365 website

173. A solemn life, auspicious life. From: Zhuang Ji Suit

174. Everyone is worried about gifts, so I will give you Arctic fur seal oil. Source: Arctic Seal Oil

175. If the separation of life is a drama, then the happy marriage of a hundred years has been planned for a long time! From: Centenary Runfa

176. Yipin Huangshan, the sky is high and the clouds are light. From: Yipin Huangshan

177. Enjoy up and down! From: Mitsubishi Elevator

178. I am, I can do, and I am from: Yishi Women's Network

179. Let the powerless be strong and let the pessimists move forward. From: Southern Weekend

180. Goldlion——A man’s world! From: Goldlion

181. No big deal From: Breast Enlargement

182. When you see us, I and our news are on paper; when you can’t see When we were on the road, I and our news. From: Southern Weekend's new slogan

183. Time is because of my existence From: Rossini Watch

184. As long as you have a dream, everything can come true From: Hong Kong Telecom

185. A popular piece of Southern Weekend comes from: Southern Weekend

186. Time changes everything comes from: Radar Watch

187. Everyone on earth knows it comes from: Arctic Velvet

188. Searching through hundreds of thousands of people, you can search as many times as you want from: Electrolux Refrigerator

189. The bank near you, the bank you can trust is from: Industrial and Commercial Bank of China

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190. Three-leaf Piano: Children who learn piano will not become bad. Source: Three-leaf Piano

191. Kodak: Connecting every moment of life. Source: Kodak

192. Volkswagen Beetle: Thinking about it, it’s still better to be small. Source: Volkswagen Beetle

193. Always imitated, never surpassed. Source: Car Advertisement

194 . I have a plan for a happy life from: Condom Advertisement

195. The driving force behind Lucent’s creative technology comes from: Lucent

196. Everything is wonderful because of you. From: Nestle Coffee

197. The beauty of sports, the world’s best enjoyment comes from: Li Ning

198. The crane dances on the white sand and my heart flies from: Baishayan

199. Want to know " Mouth-clearing" taste? From: Qingzui

200. With the flick of a finger, the world is interconnected. From: "Internet Weekly"

201. A book in hand, holding hands for a lifetime. From: "Modern Family"

202. When you choose "Reader", you also choose a type of excellent culture, a new vision, and a close friend in life.

From: Reader Magazine

203. More choices, more laughter from: McDonald's

204. Fotile, making your home feel better From: Fotile Cabinets

205. There is only one thing in the world, I am bound to you in this life! From: Story of Stone

206. We have been working hard! From: Aido

207. Sunshine always comes after the storm. From: Millennium Wine

208. Men’s requirements for suits are what women require from men. From: Suits

209. Evening News, Not Evening News. Beijing Evening News comes from: Beijing Evening News

210. It turns out that life can be more beautiful. From: Midea Air Conditioner

211. Tomorrow, you will still be able to Give me "Crystal Love"? From: Crystal Love Jelly

212. The pleasure of going in and out of the bathroom comes from: Bathroom

213. Where there is a home, there is Unilever. From: Unilever

214. Losing fat and losing weight is actually an attitude towards life. From: Duoer

215. When the Remy horse is in full swing, good things will come naturally. From: Hong Kong Remy Martin

216. If the five fingers are the same length, how can it meet the different needs of users? From:

217. Xinfei’s advertising is good, but Xinfei Refrigerator is from: Xinfei Refrigerator

218. Legendary quality, century-old Changyu comes from: Changyu

219. Li Ning: Keep the wonderful things to yourself. From: Li Ning

220. Once you have it, you have no choice. From: Fiyta

221. Technology makes it easier for you. :Business Link

222. The connection between China and the world comes from: China Unicom

223. Haier, made in China comes from: Haier

224. SOHU: Footprints of life every day from: SOHU

225. Jelly I Want Xizhilang from: Xizhilang

226. National treasure giant panda, pure heart and self-exaltation from: Panda

227. The world is different because of the differences. Source: MOTO

228. Lower your prejudices and you will make wonderful discoveries! From: Konica

229. Just do it From: nike

230. Creativity is like gold, dedication is like an ox From: Golden Bull Advertising

231. Don’t Let a man hold it in one hand from: a bra advertisement

232. Like a lover's hand from: a condom advertisement

233. A gold nest and a silver nest are not as good as your own comfort zone. From: Real estate advertisement

234. The one I love is you! From: Wahaha

235. A classical romance that can be hereditary comes from: Real estate

236. Strength Creating value comes from: CCTV

237. Love life, love Lafang! From: La Fang

238. What will happen to the world if humans lose association? Source: Lenovo

239. It’s good to be a woman! Source: Breast Enlargement

240. The world in your eyes? Source: Sina.com

241. Do you have any Yitang today? Source: Yitang.com

242. It only dissolves in the mouth, not in the hands. From: mamp;m chocolate

243. Three thousand worries, a new beginning of health. From: Pantene Shampoo

244. VV soy milk, joy. From: VV Soy Milk

245. Our brilliance comes from your style.

From: Sassoon Shampoo

246. Diamonds are forever, and one will last forever. From: Diamond Ring

247. Put my sincerity in the palm of your hand. Source: Maxam Hand Cream

248. Small size, big flavor. From: Kisses Chocolate

249. The milk is rich and silky. From: Dove Chocolate

250. Listening does not mean silence, sometimes silence is also a kind of power. From: Platinum Bracelet

251. The fragrance is strong and lingering. From: Nestle Coffee

252. Crystal love lasts a lifetime. From: Jelly Xizhilang

253. China Mobile Communications, communication starts from the heart! From: China Mobile Communications

254. NetEase, the power of the Internet to gather people! From: NetEase

255. Technology is people-oriented, Nokia From: Nokia

256. The universe is righteous, the network is the universe From: Tiandi.com