Interesting, short and philosophical copy

One. People and people, don't always say that you are suitable or not, just be suitable. A one-dollar lighter can light a 10,000-dollar cigarette, and it is inseparable from a table of tens of thousands of dollars.

Two yuan a pack of salt.

2. I finally understand why I don't like people in my life, because I'm not hypocritical enough, because I'm not sweet-mouthed, I can't kiss up and I can't tell lies with my eyes open.

3. If you are alive, you always have to take some responsibility or find some sustenance. So some people are adoptive parents, wives and children, some people keep cats, dogs, birds and fish, and some people keep flowers and plants. I'm more advanced. I closed my eyes and began to recuperate.

4. When people reach middle age, it is a journey to the west! The pressure of Wukong,

Bajie's figure, Lao Sha's hairstyle and Tang Priest's trip! It is getting closer and closer to the west.

5. High emotional intelligence is mainly to make others happy. High IQ, mainly to make yourself happy. People with low IQ and EQ mainly don't let others be happy when they are unhappy.

6. Rainy days are suitable for sleeping at home, sunny days are suitable for going out for a walk, and for a long time, no day is suitable for going to work.

7. Since you have chosen a distant place, you only care about bitterness and difficulty. Since the goal is the horizon, all you can leave to the world is your ass.

8. Someone asked me how to live alone in this materialistic society. I replied: not because of poverty!

Money can buy a house, but not a home. Marriage can be bought, but love cannot. You can buy a clock, but you can't buy time. Money is not everything, but it is the root of pain! Give me your money and let me suffer alone. ...

10. Now parents let their children participate in various interest classes from an early age. In order not to let their children lose at the starting line, as we all know, some people were born at the finish line. 1 1. Actually, our country is not monogamous, but monogamous. No room, no wife, more rooms, more wives!

Never quarrel with your parents, because you will only be scolded if you win, and you will only be beaten if you win.

Thirteen. If I meet you, I need to spend all my luck. Please stay away from me. I want to make money by luck. Thank you.

14. Life is like running on a treadmill. You are so tired that you vomit blood, but in the eyes of others, you still stand still.

15. Girls should not quarrel casually, which will make them look very uneducated. You should slap them and let them know what it means to be both civil and military.

Sixteen. banquet

Three tragedies: the person you want to invite didn't come, and the person who came has nothing to do with you, leaving you awake when you check out.

17. Ma Yun once said: A person's career is inversely proportional to his appearance. I can't bear to look in the mirror. It seems that I am doomed to accomplish nothing in my life.

Someone asked me what my monthly income was, and I couldn't say.

One hundred thousand. At this time, people whose income is generally lower than mine will not ask again. Unless you meet the kind of serious question that must be asked in detail, you can't

/kloc-how much is 0/00000? I would be shy to say, more than two thousand.

19. The ugly duckling becomes a white swan not only because it works hard, but also because its parents are white swans.

two

It takes thousands of years for Tenuto to change from a monkey to a human, and it only takes a bottle of wine to change from a human to a monkey.

2 1. I hate slogans such as "It is shameful to waste food" in the canteen. How dare you say that others are shameless when you have cooked so badly the food that farmers' uncles have worked so hard to grow?

Twenty-two Fight outside

Three years later, I came home with nothing. I thought mom would be furious. Unexpectedly, my mother didn't scold me, but comforted me: "Son, you don't have nothing, at least you have the face to come back."