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Rural shouting ceremony formula
1, an adult in the countryside is driving a crane west, and Xianyou still has to eat. Please try these dishes. How about eating and drinking? Offer a plate of chestnut chicken and the days in heaven will be auspicious. Offer another bowl of braised pork and enjoy a prosperous life. A plate of fragrant camphor tea duck is served, and you can spend the coins as you like. One more pot of barbecue hairtail, and you'll have a lot of days to live.
Fruit and dried fruit are put together, bananas, apples and pears; Walnuts, peanuts and big red dates will make you full at once. Bless us with a happy life and money at home. Have a successful career and a harmonious family, and then serve food during the New Year.
2. In the countryside, white things jingle, two suonas enter the scene, white cloth rises, the audience's tears line up, offerings are presented, incense is lit, and the last side will be seen. Facing the dead, my heart is unbearable. I had to cry out my sadness and say that I was leaving, leaving us.
How can you hate it so much? There is no name left in your life, and there is no sound left in your death. It's really hard to raise several generations silently, and it's really painful. I hope you can step into the gate of heaven and be a fairy instead of a man.
3, rural white things jingle third, men and women should ask clearly, and shroud should be worn according to age; The price and style should be clearly stated, and the whole set of clothes cannot be saved; Be sure to die and listen to the speaker quietly; Cover the upper collar and lower waist first and wear them from bottom to top.
While wearing it, it is said to be fine, and the action is rude and unreasonable; After putting on the robe, put the gold on it and put the foot rope in your mouth; Check whether it is smooth and flat, and whether the silver quilt is covered alone; Waiting for the hearse to meet you at the door, carrying the body and holding an umbrella to shout for the road.
4, rural white matter jingle 4 1 Qugan heartbroken, Millennium Pipa, Wannian Guzheng. Peach raises people, apricot hurts people, and the dead are buried under plum trees; Food raises people, incense worships God; Suona ring, send your soul; I always like hurting people, and my feelings are sad. I entered the world of mortals at an early age. Millennium pipa, ten thousand years guzheng; Play erhu all your life, suona and play the whole drama!
5, rural white things jingle on the 5 th, the auspicious day opens, the cover is rich, the sky is clear, the sun is shining, and the children and grandchildren are rich.
Extended data:
White matter is a local term, which refers to funeral. China folk white etiquette can be divided into mourning, funeral, funeral, burial, mourning, condolence, funeral, funeral and mourning. In the process of reforming funeral etiquette in modern China, another "scientism" argument appeared. There are always some people who stubbornly believe that funerals, funerals, burials and sacrifices need money, manpower and land resources.
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