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Please help me translate this sentence into Japanese.

I don't know what to do! ァジァがぃたします! Maximum のもてなしさせてぃただきます!

KO U SYU U he YO you KO SO! A A Zi tayikayi Kaen getai tayis Ma Su! I know you won't go to Saskatchewan, I will go to Ma Si! (Romangi)

Cosio, hey, Cosao! Aji Atai Kaiga shows a tower xi Ma Si! I don't like Sass, I like Ma Si! (Pinyin pronunciation)

~ ~ ~ へ = adverb. (here. )

ようこそ! = heartfelt

ァジァ General Assembly (たぃかぃ) = Asian Games

歓かんげぃたします! = Welcome!

Highest (さぅこぅ) = best.

⑦ = Yes.

Yu (= business. (honorific form)

させてぃただきます = modesty.