LOL's funny sentences (selected 5 1 sentence)

2, salted fish turned over, or salted fish.

3. When will there be a bright moon? Look up by yourself.

Cigarettes are disobedient, so we smoke.

Don't blame the dog for following a steamed stuffed bun.

6. Knowledge is like underwear, which is invisible but important.

7. Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age.

8. Mom said that food is very expensive and money is very cheap recently.

I don't want to be different. How can we have outstanding taste?

10, give yourself an English name, called Pressure Mountain.

1 1, in addition to love, there are radishes in other people's fields.

12, as a typical failure, you are too successful.

13. Is the big man really good? Dinosaurs are extinct!

Humor is a person's interest in laughing when he wants to cry.

15, it was pulled out before it could be molested.

16, even if your famous flower is taken away, I will replace it with another flower.

17, pregnancy is like pregnancy. It takes a long time to see it.

18, no windtight wall, no beam that can't be hoisted.

19. Sister is not a TV. Don't always stare at her.

20. When pants lose their belts, you will know what dependence is.

2 1. Sometimes life is like a computer. If it collapses, it will collapse. There is no need to discuss it.

22. God, do you let summer and winter live in the same room? Damn weather!

23. When a man meets a woman, there is never an independence day.

24, play hard: only alive can play, life is gone. What are you playing?

25. If you are together for a long time, you will be divided, and if you are divided for a long time, you will be combined; Drinking will drive you crazy, and you will drink every glass of wine.

Waiter, give me a cup of milk tea, more tea and less milk.

No one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.

28. Money and power are no longer good for you. Can you accompany me?

29. Summer is not good. When I was poor, I never even drank the northwest wind.

30. The hero is sad about the beauty pass. I am not a hero. The beauty let me go.

3 1, why are my eyes always full of tears? Because I pretend to be deep.

Give me something, you and me, you don't have to worry. No problem.

33. Getting married means wearing cotton-padded clothes freely. It is inconvenient to move around, but it will be warm.

34. Men in bars are looking for excitement, while women are mostly looking for excitement.

35. The iron cock will also leave some rust. You are just a stainless steel cock!

36. Not everyone can keep a low profile. The basis of low-key is to be high-key at all times.

37. Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of having a brain is having a brain.

38. Women are made of water, men are made of mud and Li Junji Chris Lee is made of cement.

39. I look up at the starry sky and pray to the stars just for your appearance. Son of a star

40. I came quietly and walked quietly, waving a dagger and leaving no survivors.

I planted mushrooms all the way just to let you know the way home. Quick scout

42. What is the biggest difference between Jesus and Sakyamuni? They have big curly hair and small curly hair.

43. I can go anywhere I want, but I just want to enter your heart. Dr. Mundo the Madman of Zaun

44. I travel through time and space just to find a good time, old man.

45. At the end of the song, the flowers bloom and the Iraqis die, leaving only a sigh. Death singer

46. Ah, nothing, just when I went to the grave on Qingming, I suddenly thought of you. Why are so many people dead, but you haven't?

47. These two farmers boasted that all the chickens on our farm eat tea and tea eggs! Yes, our farm lays poached eggs for chicken wallets, hellip

48. I thought it was useless for the invisible man to find me. People like me, no matter where they are, are like fireflies in the dark, bright enough.

49. You think others are cattle B. He may not necessarily think you are cattle B, but you think others are SB in his eyes. Niu B has a secret crush, while SB is two of a kind.

50. League of Legends (lol) is an online game operated by Riot Games tencent games in Chinese mainland. In this game, what funny words will make people feel very pit?

5 1, as the saying goes, the master leads the door to practice himself; But as the saying goes, a good teacher makes a good teacher. Master is very important, but if we don't work hard, we just need to draw water with a sieve. We need fish and bear's paw.