Funny, hurtful and touching birthday wishes

At this moment, I have my deepest thoughts. Let the clouds bring full blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. May you have a warm and romantic birthday!

Knowing that your birthday is coming, just say what gift you want. Say it, say it. ....................................................................................................................................................

Unforgettable is the pure friendship between you and me! What is precious is the true feelings that will never change! Nice to meet you! My favorite carnation, happy birthday to you.

The longer the wine, the more mellow it is, and the longer the friends get together, the more real it is; The water is getting clearer and clearer, and the vicissitudes of the world are getting lighter and lighter. Happy birthday, always in a good mood.

Today is your birthday. To congratulate you, all the ladies' toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome to visit!

Pig, grow up quickly! Pig, get out as soon as possible! Happy birthday, piggy!

Another good start. May my sincere wishes bring you a successful year and a happy birthday!

On the eve of your birthday, I wish you a healthy career, strong body, countless money, no need to work hard, leisurely like a mouse, romantic like music, and happiness belongs to you.

The sea is full of damn water, spiders, legs and peppers. It's too fucking hot. I don't regret knowing you. I wish you a happy birthday and keep smiling every day.

There are faint poems in the idle clouds, and there are continuous joys in the faint poems. There is my gentle blessing in the constant joy. Happy birthday!

You are too poor. Today is your birthday, but you must go to work. But it doesn't matter, because you have received my blessing. I believe you will have a good time today!

On the occasion of your birthday, I sincerely offer my three wishes: First, I wish you good health; Second, I wish you happiness; Wish you all the best.

Send you a cup of my special juice, which contains 100cc all your wishes, 200cc of happiness and 300cc of vitality every day. Happy birthday!

There is one thing I have been afraid to say to you, but if you don't say it on your birthday, you will never have a chance: you are so annoying. .....................................................................................................................................

These flowers still bloom every year, but the flowers are different every year. It's not a dream to wake up, and there are many wrinkles between the eyebrows. On your birthday, I just want you to be happy, healthy and beautiful. Happy birthday!