Humorous quotes about Liu Qian

I am an apple tree that is always growing. I'm not a very smart person, but I work hard. If you work hard at something, you will be rewarded. Not willing to be a mere mortal, I hope to be able to perform magical magic at any time to stand out from the crowd!

Look carefully, the next step is the moment to witness the miracle

Magic can make you a master of love

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Next, it’s time to witness the miracle!

Welcome to Liu Qian’s incredible world.

Qian said, "First of all, you have to learn this. You don't need to rely on gorgeous props or flexible techniques... There are only two things you need to rely on... The first one is handsome appearance... - Second, a healthy body..."

Qian first shuffled the cards front and back together, and then said, there are only two types of people who know how to shuffle the cards. One is crazy. After shuffling, In the end, I have to get it back very tiredly, and the second type is a magician. Of course, I am a magician.

When the audience is asked to come on stage to be assistants, they will say: Women, with a clean net worth, no bad habits, good at doing housework, don’t you think it’s amazing if you don’t have a boyfriend? Don’t feel weird like this? Strange, this is just the opening greeting, and the next step is the moment to witness the miracle.

No matter how bad you are at singing, you are still singing, no matter how bad you are at dancing, you are still dancing. Once the magic becomes bad, it is no longer magic. It is the clown’s magic that truly shocks people. It often does not require too difficult techniques, usually It only requires the performer's words, attitude, eyes and timing. When performing induction magic or psychic magic, he will say that he was accidentally bitten by a spider (hit by lightning) a few days ago and suddenly felt that his magic power increased greatly.

A good magician must make his own props so that he can develop feelings for them.

HELLO Hello everyone, I am Liu Qian.

Because I am a magician. There is a real energy behind me protecting me.

In fact, the expenses in my daily life are all conjured up by myself. The reason why I am standing here doing magic is entirely a personal preference.

First, he borrowed a hundred-dollar bill from the audience, and then said: Actually, the next magic trick has nothing to do with money. Then he put the banknotes in his pocket and said: What's so magical about this? Magicians also have to live.

Please, I am a magician. I have been abroad and have written 4 books. Please don’t doubt my profession.

The host praised Qian as the Demon King, Qian: There, there, how dare you be so? Just call me the Demon God.

About Liu Qiangdong’s famous quotes

If a company makes money when it shouldn’t, it is very stupid. ----Liu Qiangdong

Do you understand the concept of three years? You can have two babies in three years. How much did Jack Ma and Liu Qiangdong earn in three years?

A beggar will not be jealous of Jack Ma and Liu Qiangdong is richer than him, but he will be jealous of the beggars around him who are richer than him. This is human nature.

Ma Huateng from an ordinary family, Liu Qiangdong who doesn’t know the beauty of his wife, regrets his creation of Ali Jack Ma, Wang Jianlin who has nothing, and Peking University is still doing well. ----UC Netizen

In 20xx, the 40-year-old JD.com president Liu Qiangdong married the 21-year-old milk tea girl Zhang Zetian. A reporter asked Liu Qiangdong whether he was greedy for the beauty of the milk tea sister. Liu Qiangdong said that he was face-blind. I thought, if the milk tea sister looked like Sister Feng, would Liu Qiangdong still be face-blind?

Have you read the news? JD.com CEO Liu Qiangdong married his milk tea sister. I didn’t know that Liu Qiangdong calls Zhang Zetian’s father his eldest brother. Or call him father-in-law. Called father-in-law, they are the same age. Call me brother, he married his daughter. Not barking is not polite. Let’s call them fellow villagers or comrades. I seem to be worrying too much. No matter what they call them. ----Original

Everyone's success is the result of their own opportunities, experience, and accumulation.

If you are talented, I believe that even if you grow up to be like Gao Xiaosong, you can still marry a beautiful wife like Xi Youmi.

If you are as rich as a country, I believe that even if you are as big as Liu Qiangdong, you can still let a girl like Milk Tea give you a child.

If you are knowledgeable, I believe that even if you are as old as Chen Ning Yang, you can still marry a doctor to support you in your old age.

If you want someone to be better than you, you don’t want to kill him! But I want to surpass him. This way you are a person comparable to Buffett.

There are countless grains of sand in the desert, and the luckiest sand can only occasionally float to the surface to enjoy the sunshine and the spring breeze. Of course, there is also a lot of sand that has probably never seen any sunlight in its life and has been buried underneath. ----Liu Qiangdong

The only thing in the world that can get something for nothing is poverty, and the only thing that can make something out of nothing is dreams. Although the world is cruel, there is always a way as long as you are willing to walk. ----Liu Qiangdong

Passion always comes from oneself, not from the encouragement of others. What I hate talking about the most is chicken soup for the soul, so I won’t talk to you about any chicken soup for the soul today, especially words of encouragement for starting a business. As an entrepreneur, I think it’s scary if your passion needs encouragement from others.

—— Liu Qiangdong, born in Suqian City, Jiangsu Province, is a Chinese entrepreneur, the founder and current CEO of the famous online shopping JD.com, and an alumnus of Renmin University of China. "Forbes" 20xx China's 400 richest list ranked 98th.

——Liu Qiangdong, in the process of JD.com’s growth, the key figure is definitely the founder and CEO Liu Qiangdong. In the field of e-commerce in China, JD.com is the second largest e-commerce group after Alibaba and is also the strongest opponent of e-commerce overlord Jack Ma. Founded in 2004, JD.com was listed on Nasdaq in 20xx. In the fourth quarter of 20xx, JD.com generated revenue of US$5.6 billion and achieved growth of 73%, which made JD.com’s momentum strong.

Liu Shao's famous sayings

Liu Shao's famous sayings

1. People who are impatient of small things should take care of themselves and make things happen by themselves.

2. If the Tao is not plain and is as good as the same material, then the one material will have the power and all the materials will lose their power.

3. There are casual talks and there seems to be some popular people. There are few reasons but many reasons, and one who seems to have broad intentions. Once upon a time, it was said that they agreed with each other, and seemed to agree with the solution. Once you have a place, you will be long-term, follow the crowd's lead, and seem to be able to listen and judge. There are people who should not take refuge, who seem to have more than enough, but don’t know the truth. There is Mu Tongkou who seems to be happy but not upset. There are those who lose the feeling of victory, praise it as wonderful when they are poor, and pinch themselves when they fall. In fact, they seek two solutions, which seem to be unyielding.

4. Things are born with form, and form has spirit and spirit; if you can know spirit, you will exhaust all reason and nature. The exhaustion of one nature is the sign of nine qualities.

5. The essence is rationality, and the combination is clear. The clearness is enough to see the reason, and the reason is enough to build a family.

6. In times of great calamity, it is difficult to make mistakes; therefore, those who are good and in trouble should be conquered and returned.

7. Observe where it is and where it comes from, so as to know where to stay.

8. In debate, reason wins and words win.

9. Therefore, those who dare to follow the sacred precepts and order the characters will be patched up and forgotten; but the knowledgeable gentleman will understand their meaning.

10. The work of Legalism is based on the system and will only be effective if it succeeds.

11. The quality of neutrality must be bland and tasteless; therefore, it can be blended into five materials, and the changes should be in harmony.

12. The essence of peace lies in spirit, the reality of light and darkness lies in essence, the strength of courage and timidity lies in tendons, the strength and weakness are rooted in bones, the determination of restlessness and tranquility lies in Qi, and the feeling of misery lies in Qi. Color, the shape of decline and uprightness lies in the appearance, the movement of the attitude lies in the appearance, and the state of urgency lies in the words.

13. All people who are partial to talents are obsessed with beauty; therefore, they are good at running an official, but short at running a country.

14. What is said is that it can be big but not small, because its nature is to be broad and urgent; its nature is to be broad and urgent, so it is appropriate to have big and small.

15. A person who is successful in reasoning can explain everything in broad terms and explain subtleties. Those who are victorious in words destroy the right principles in order to seek differences. If they seek differences, they will lose their integrity.

16. Therefore, if the mind is bright and straight, its appearance is strong and solid; if the mind is calm and determined, its appearance is vigorous; if the mind is fair, its appearance is peaceful.

17. People also think in their own way. If they don’t understand their own ideas, they think they are incomprehensible. There is no way to understand a person's relationship, and if one doesn't understand it, he will become angry.

18. The bone that is implanted and softened is called Hongyi; Hongyi is also the quality of benevolence. The Qi that is clear and bright is called Wenli; the Wenli is the foundation of etiquette.

19. Straightforward and resolute, the talent lies in correction, but the failure lies in criticism.

20. The quality of the golden mean is different from this: the five constants are ready, wrapped in a bland taste, the five qualities are filled inside, and the five essences are filled with an outer chapter.

21. The four principles are different. For talents, they must be clear and precise, and they must be clear and practical.

22. When heaven’s merit is accomplished, it will also receive fame.

23. There are four branches of Fuli, four schools of Ming, nine biases in emotion, seven similarities in flow, three mistakes in saying, six structures in difficulty, and eight abilities in general.

24. It is said that the master's way is obtained and the ministers' order is followed. The officials are not easy to change, but the peace is achieved. If the Tao is not plain and can be used well together with the same material, then one material will be in charge and all the materials will be ineffective.

25. If you know people with sincerity and wisdom, then all talents will be in their order, and the career of common people will flourish.

26. There are two out of ten causes for human migration: there are Qingjie family, there are Legalists, there are magicians, there are state bodies, there are weapons and abilities, there are Zangbo, there are tricks, there are wisdom, there are The articles include Confucianism, oral argumentation, and heroes.

27. One to the other, it is said to be mixed in between; mixed in and out, it is a person who has no permanence.

28. The business of being clean and honest is based on appearance and virtue. If it is not used, it will be smooth and transformational.

29. Those who resist can't push back; if you talk about the law straightly, you will be fair and fair; if you talk about flexibility, you will not be ruthless and intrusive.

30. If there are many principles, it will be difficult to understand; if people have different talents, the emotions will be strange; if emotions are difficult to understand, the principles will be lost and things will go against the grain.

31. Its concealment is to know how to advance but not retreat, or to be self-defeating by leaving the right path.

32. The quality is not unruly, the writing is not tight; it can be powerful and pregnant, able to discern but not restrained; there is no way to change, but it is the knot.

33. Although there are modifications, there is still something gained. If it is not difficult to explain, and everyone states what they see, then you will not know the reason.

34. If it is straight but not soft, it will be wood; if it is strong but not refined, it will be strong; if it is solid but not straight, it will be stupid; if it is not clear, it will be overrun; if it is smooth but not flat, it will be unstable.

35. A person with a plain nature, a mysterious mind, and the ability to understand nature is also a home of truth; a person with a clear nature, a quick and agile approach to power, and the ability to reason quickly is also a home of logic. A person with a peaceful nature, capable of discussing etiquette and teachings, and arguing about their pros and cons, is a home of righteousness and etiquette; a person with a nature of mechanical understanding, able to understand the original meaning of emotions, and able to adapt to changes, is a home of emotion and reason.

36. It is a career that has no disadvantages and always appears, so it is valued by the world.

37. Women have different talents and abilities.

38. Since the four schools of thought are different, they have nine biases; one nature violates the other, and each has its own gains and losses.

39. The combination of virtues is called the mean; the mean is the vision of a saint.

40. When a husband establishes a cause and establishes righteousness, it is necessary to make a decision without reason; when it comes to discussing difficulties, it is rarely possible to decide them.

41. The cardinal of human feelings is the principle of love.

42. The so-called one nature has nine deviations, and each can be justified according to its own heart.

43. Therefore, some people may be able to speak but not be able to act, or they may be able to act but not be able to speak. As for the people of the state, they are able to speak and act, so they are the best among all talents.

44. When observing people and their qualities, you must first observe their mediocrity, and then seek their intelligence.

45. Those who are kind and difficult should explain the basics of things; those who are not good and difficult should ignore the basics and explain the end. If you abandon the foundation and explain the end, the words will be constructed.

46. Women have different talents and abilities: they have the ability to take charge of themselves, they have the ability to legislate and empower others, they have the ability to defend the news, they have the ability to teach others with virtue, they have the ability to do one thing to make others condemn. The ability to give way has the ability to be a commander, the ability to have power and wonder, and the ability to be mighty.

47. Anyone who has blood and energy must have Yuan Yi as the quality, Yin and Yang as the essence, and the five elements of the body as the shape.

48. When the human heart is thinking, the ears cannot listen, so they think and speak at the same time, competing to stop them, hoping that others will listen to them.

49. Therefore, a person who understands realizes the opportunity of action, but is concealed by mystery; a person who is mysterious and thoughtful recognizes the source of stillness, but is trapped by speed.

50. A person with a rough outline cannot understand the subtle; therefore, the general theory is grand and far-reaching, while the detailed theory is vague and distant.

51. Therefore, if it has not been achieved, it is tabooed by everyone; if it has been tried, it is feared by everyone above and below.

52. The ability of a person and a king is different from this: Therefore, a minister considers himself capable, and a king considers it capable of employing people; a minister considers being able to speak, and a prince capable of listening; a minister is capable of acting, A ruler is capable of rewarding and punishing; he is capable of making a difference, so he is able to rule all talents.

53. The heaven and earth change with the Qi, and the full Qi has changes in profit and loss. This is the principle of harmony. Controlling the integrity of affairs with laws and regulations is the principle for doing things. () It is the principle of justice to use etiquette and education to adapt to circumstances. Knowing people's feelings and knowing the key points and opportunities is the rationale of human nature.

54. Therefore, a person with partial talents is named after his talents; a person with both talents has virtue as his goal; a person with both virtues has a better name.

55. When your mind is in your thoughts, you don’t hear the thunder.

56. A wise person is a combination of yin and yang. If one yin, one yang, and one are pure and harmonious, then the inner part will be wise and the outer part will be bright; the sage, pure and radiant, can have both beauties at the same time.

57. Therefore, if it has not yet reached its peak, it will be tolerated by everyone; if it has reached its peak, it will be favored and praised by everyone.

58. The most beautiful thing about a sage is intelligence; the most valuable thing about intelligence is knowing people.

59. Those who are not good and difficult will be provoked by overpowering them. Even if they want to take advantage of them, they will have no control over their power. If there is no basis for its momentum, it will be constructed in vain.

60. The principles of emotion and nature are very subtle and mysterious. How can anyone understand them without the observation of a sage?

61. Talents can be big but not small, just like a cauldron of cattle cannot cook a chicken. I think this is not the name.

62. Therefore, the essence of benevolence and eye is the essence of courage, and the essence of courage is strength. However, they are all partial talents, and they are those who use the winning body as their quality.

63. Therefore, if it has not yet been achieved, it will be advanced by everyone; if it is achieved, it will be respected by everyone above and below.

64. It is said that the master has obtained the Tao and the ministers have the order. The officials are not easy to change, but the peace is achieved.

65. If we use practical principles to argue between broad and urgent matters, we should say that big and small are different, but we should not say that they can be big and cannot be small.

66. The movement of the husband's appearance originates from the heart energy; the sign of the heart energy causes the change of the voice.

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Liu Zhou's famous sayings

Liu Zhou's famous sayings

1. If a person is wearing a hat and cannot do it with his own hands, then he knows that Yuexiang can borrow someone to control it; If you take care of your body but don't know how to use words to cultivate your behavior, then your body is light but your crown is important. Isn't it wrong?

2. To be victorious in a hundred battles is not a good use of military force. Those who are good at using troops can win without fighting, which is the best thing about them.

3. Because there are widths, quantities, and materials, whatever their weight or location, they can be good.

4. Use talents according to the situation, and still use talents, and each does his or her part and achieves great results.

5. The human heart is dangerous to mountains and rivers, and difficult to understand the sky.

6. Therefore, one should not seek gain but avoid harm, one should not live and regret one's death, one should not be threatened to change one's behavior, and one should not be tempted to change one's mind.

7. Misfortunes are caused by accumulated grudges; mistakes are often caused by small mistakes.

8. The sun and moon are the writing of heaven; the mountains and rivers are the writing of earth; the words are the writing of human beings.

9. The reason why the face is shaped is the power of the mirror; the reason why it is reasoned is the power of Xuanzhi; the reason why it is implemented is the power of good words.

10. The five elements have special properties, and they are all used by people. They have different talents in civil and military affairs, which are of great benefit to the country.

11. Today’s people do not know the limitations of life, but they covet their wishes; life depends on poverty and lowliness, and they seek wealth and honor; life depends on short-term life, but they seek longevity in times of danger.

12. Therefore, when Yi Yin's skills are high, those with long legs will make them trample on the ground, those with strong spines will make them bear the earth, those with narrow eyes will make them use the yardstick, and those with stooped feet will make them rub the ground.

13. If you use a small amount to make a large amount, you will be in vain; if you use a small amount to make a large amount, it will cause overflowing; if you use a heavy load to make it light, you will be injured; if you use a light load to load a heavy load, it will cause damage. Causing the harm of overwhelm.

14. The great road is invisible and silent. It cannot be seen or heard. It cannot influence pursuit, nor can it be praised or criticized.

15. Not listening to kind words is called deafness. Is it not because the ears are blocked that the kind words cannot enter the ears?

16. Those who praise are the pivot to promote good, and those who destroy are the opportunity to promote evil.

17. The rules are because the rules are round, and the decisions are good; the rules are because the images are square, and the mirrors must be made by memorizing them.

18. When the heat is scorching, you must take advantage of the cool breeze; when it is freezing cold, you must stay in a greenhouse.

19. Although there is silk and hemp, there is no abandonment of Suga Kuai; although there is Jijiang, there is no abandonment of haggardness. This is what is called.

20. A gentleman values ??righteousness, is more virtuous than the gift of a jade, and is happy to hear about his faults, more than the reputation of virtue and righteousness.

21. If you know how to advance but don’t know how to retreat, you will encounter dangers that are full of dangers; if you persist in dangers without forgetting them, you will be safe in Taishan.

22. Therefore, if the destiny of good and evil falls from heaven or emerges from the earth, it cannot be deduced by reason and cannot be determined by intelligence.

23. When you are noble but forget your nobleness, you can use your nobleness to treat the people below;

24. Humility lies in condescending oneself, treating one as superior and being humble, and treating one as holy and humble.

25. Not attacking means having merit, not being reserved means being virtuous, not saying anything means retreating, and being humble.

26. When a common observer sees a scholar whose dignity and manners are shredded, and who likes to do small things and great deeds, he is called a hero; when a scholar has a great interest and does not cultivate his appearance and appearance, and does not hesitate to make minor inspections, he is called an abandoner.

27. A small shell means a large amount, a large one is not a small one, a heavy one is not a light one, and a light one is not a heavy one.

28. Human eyes are shorter than self-seeing, so they borrow mirrors to observe shapes; if they are clumsy in self-care, they must make false statements to restrain themselves; if their hearts are dark compared to self-illumination, they must lie to guide their actions.

29. The speaker is the wind; walking without feet and flying without wings is not easy.

30. If there are few good people and many bad people, those who promote will be lonely and those who slander will be noisy.

31. One yang goes down from one pole, one yin rises from one pole, the sun wanes at midday, and the moon waxes and wanes. This is the normal way of heaven.

32. If you follow the etiquette and then move, it will move like the spring breeze, and people will never tire of its movement; if you follow the words later, the words will be like gold and stone, and () people will never tire of its sound.

33. It is based on the principle that a gentleman is given appointments based on his talents, and is awarded titles based on his responsibilities, so that the king will not be in vain for the appointment, and the minister will not be in vain. Therefore, there is no need to bear the burden of the mountain or worry about breaking one's feet.

34. Literature is used to praise governance, force is used to defeat the enemy, and the pursuit of special laws is to achieve even results.

35. Therefore, when ministers treat their king and father, they can offer sarcastic and admonishing essays.

36. Words in the mouth are like sharp edges and cannot be moved. Anyone who uses the sharp edge will definitely injure the mouthpiece.

37. Those who make mistakes are the ladder of resentment; those who resent are the house of disaster.

38. A lady who is about to become ill will not accept the taste of fish and meat; a person who is about to fail will not accept words of loyalty and advice.

39. Therefore, those who can defeat the enemy through planning are called generals; those who can defeat the enemy through strength are called pawns.

40. Dan can be ground, but its color cannot be taken away; orchid can be burned, but its fragrance cannot be destroyed; jade can be broken, but its whiteness cannot be changed; gold can be sold, but its hardness cannot be changed: each To embrace the nature of nature is not to force change. Scholars have a loyal nature, a sincere and upright attitude, and an unshakable quality, just like this.

41. The weavers advance gradually, and the cultivators gradually retreat. Advances and retreats are in different directions, and the completion of tasks waits for a while.

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