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QQ talk about the final exam

1. Homework plus homework, there are so many homeworks. If I only write homework, everything will be wasted.

2. The weekend exam paper required filling in the exam number, but the result was that the QQ number was written down in a flash.

3. One more time, auntie, I will be on winter vacation.

4. It’s time to take the exam again. It’s a nightmare. I can’t do anything.

5. When some people die, they don’t want others to live, such as Newton, Leibniz, and Lagrange.

6. Once you review, you will feel unhappy. Once you feel unhappy, you will stop reviewing. Once you stop reviewing, you will feel happy. Once you are happy, the day will pass.

7. Yeah! The exam failed to test the duck egg, but the test was a duck.

8. If you want to do well in the exam, students have two treasures: copy and read the answers once and twice, and your results will be astonishing.

9. After spending half a year leisurely, I returned to the college entrance examination overnight.

10. We write a winter vacation homework, and the teacher writes a review!

11. Hey, principal, do you hear that? I really don’t want to take the exam.

12. In addition to being beautiful, wearing nail polish also has another advantage. You can scrape it off when you are bored.

13. All teachers, listen, you are surrounded. If you are wise, call out the answers to the midterm exam.

14. The farthest distance in the world is that you can’t play in front of a computer, or you can play without the Internet.

15. The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the exam is about to take place. Others are reviewing while I am previewing.

16. The teacher in class asked the students: Why are you lowering your head? The classmate replied: Lower your head and miss your hometown.

17. I feel dazed in class, crazy after class, and dazed in exams.

18. If my test scores could rise as fast as housing prices, how lovely this world would be.

19. Toss a coin: If it’s heads, go online, if it’s tails, go to bed, and if it’s up, go do your homework.

20. When you are eighteen years old, if you encounter a line generation, you will die; when you are eighteen years old, if you encounter a high number, life will be worse than death.

21. The exam is already far away. < /p>

24. The theme of the exam essay is what is courage. I handed in the paper and the essay only had five words. This is courage

25. The most devastating time in the exam was when I saw a question that was blurry. I remember the teacher said it, but I clearly remember that I didn’t listen.

26. Before the exam, I really wanted to have a backgammon lighter. I could hold the textbook and not click on anything. My mother would no longer have to worry about my study. .

27. In exams, participation is important.

28. After taking the exam for so many years, why not have an anniversary celebration? For example, if you take 40 exams, you will get 20, if you pass two subjects, you will get one, and if you choose two subjects, you will be exempted from the exam.

29. After passing the exam, I hit rock bottom: in Chinese, I was in trouble; in mathematics, I was wiped out; in English, I resigned myself to fate

30. I passed the exam lazily the day after tomorrow

31. Do you still remember that when textbooks were distributed when you were a child, what you looked forward to the most was the pack of toys-like things. Are there any children's shoes that you can remember?

32. For the final exam, just one word: wipe! Talk about the final exam

1. In class, the teacher asked the students why they always lowered their heads. The students replied: They lowered their heads to miss their hometown.

2. Homework plus homework, there are so many homeworks. If I only write homework, everything will be wasted.

3. Toss a coin: If it’s heads, go online, if it’s tails, go to bed, and if it’s up, go do your homework.

4. The theme of the exam essay is what is courage. I handed in the paper and the essay only had five words. This is courage.

5. I still remember when I was a child when textbooks were distributed, what I looked forward to most It's like that pack of toys. Do you have any memorable children's shoes?

6. Examination is all about participation.

7. The farthest distance in the world is when you have a computer in front of you but cannot play, and you can play without the Internet.

8. The teacher’s magic weapon: take a test, and the student’s trick: copy, copy, copy

9. In addition to being beautiful, painting nail polish has another advantage. You can scratch it when you are bored.

10. After passing the exam, I hit rock bottom: in Chinese, I was in trouble; in mathematics, I was completely wiped out; in English, I resigned myself to fate

11. Yeah! The exam failed to test the duck egg, but the test was a duck.

12. How many points does the teacher give me, how many years do I wish the teacher to live.

13. After the Chinese test, I cried. After the math test, I found that I cried too early.

14. Books are the ladder of human progress, and e-books are the electronic platform for human progress.

One day, the teacher yelled at the students in the class: You are too stupid, your IQ is negative, my IQ is a hundred times yours! Student:

15. I remember back then, when I wore a red scarf and primary school uniform and walked into the Internet cafe smartly.

16. After the mid-term exam, I hit rock bottom: in Chinese, I was in trouble; in mathematics, my army was wiped out; in English, I resigned myself to fate; in physics, I sacrificed myself gloriously!

17. When I was a child, I was playing with my mobile phone in class. The group leader told me to stop playing. I said I shouldn’t use my mobile phone to play with you.

18. I hope the teacher has a stomachache and squats in the toilet after handing out the test papers! ! ! ! !

19. First couplet: The sound of wind and rain and the sound of reading, I am silent. The second couplet: Family affairs, state affairs, and world affairs are none of your business. Hengpi: Let’s have some fun.

20. In this harmonious society, primary school students celebrate Valentine's Day, middle school students celebrate Singles' Day, and college students celebrate Children's Day.

21. Every time the teacher says: Please put things that have nothing to do with the exam on the podium. I really want to put myself on the podium.

22. The biggest characteristic of a teacher is: asking questions knowingly. The teacher’s biggest hobby is: talking to himself. What the teacher is best at: spitting stars flying everywhere.

23. Why doesn’t Superman appear every time I eat bubble gum? Final exam slogan

1. Welcome the exam with civilization, health, happiness, and integrity.

2. Nine years of hard work to sharpen a sword, just waiting for him to aspire to the throne!

3. Don’t leave anything to chance and cheating is strictly prohibited.

4. Study hard and be a serious person.

5. Hardships and hardships make you test who is better than me in the sprint.

6. Strive for excellent results with strength and demonstrate good academic style with integrity.

7. We can’t help the wind and rain, but how can we see the rainbow? God rewards hard work, and there is no regret in the struggle.

8. Remember the examination discipline, and don’t lose the big for the small.

9. If one person is honest and one person stands, the world will be honest and prosperous.

10. I have a high ambition and can see all the small mountains at a glance. The sharp edge of a sword comes from sharpening the sword, and the fragrance of plum blossoms comes from the bitter cold.

11. Prepare for the high school entrance examination with ease and realize your ideal dream.

12. Integrity is a flame, giving people hope and warmth; integrity is a mirror, giving people a ruler and a mirror.

13. Only by grasping today’s struggle can we win the excitement of tomorrow.

14. Ten years of sharpening the sword will come out today, no one can stop the sword wind.

15. Promote integrity and a pure campus atmosphere.

16. Integrity in details is especially true, and purity in the soul is even more valuable.

17. When you open your eyes, you start competing. When you open your eyes, you learn to turn off the lights.

18. Don’t let go of any omissions, and don’t give up any hope.

19. Analyze calmly and take the exam calmly.

20. Stick to the integrity of the soul and improve the taste of life.

21. The dream is very close, the road is not far, use your heart and feelings, and have no regrets.

22. Where there is a will, things come true. Even if the cauldron sinks the boat, one hundred and two Qin passes will eventually belong to Chu.

23. Observe examination room disciplines and maintain the dignity of knowledge.

24. It takes ten years to sharpen the edge and surpass one's heart. Only by working hard can one be invincible.

25. The essence of life starts from truth, and the dignity of personality starts from integrity.

26. If there is a will, everything will be done, and the Qin Pass will eventually belong to Chu! !

27. A hundred days of accumulation, a hundred days of glory, a hundred days of glory, a proud side has been sharpening its sword for ten years, and now it is time to test its edge.

28. Be rigorous in your studies and conduct yourself with integrity.

29. If you work hard, God will not let you down. If you work hard and taste your courage, three thousand Yue Jia can swallow Wu.

30. Our guiding ideology and goal is: to defeat the junior high school entrance examination and welcome the college entrance examination!

31. Back then, our class teacher posted this on the wall to spur us on. The edge of the sword comes from sharpening, and the fragrance of plum blossoms comes from the bitter cold.

32. Carry forward the excellent academic style of seeking truth and innovation, and strive to become high-quality creative talents.

33. Walk hand in hand with integrity and wave goodbye to fraud.

34. The heavy responsibility is on your shoulders, so work hard. When we meet again one day, we will smile again.

35. Your hard work will pay off, and you will be able to devour Wu with three thousand more armor! !

36. The decisive battle in June, let the youth prepare for this summer without regrets and win glory for the alma mater.

37. Adhere to the school motto of “Seeking Truth” and promote a fine style of study.

38. When facing separation, remember these childhood days, these good friends, these beautiful days.

39. Respect labor and repay parents, respect knowledge and repay society.

40. Civilized examination style and honest examination.

41. The integrity test starts with me.

42. Establish a good student image and prevent cheating in exams.

43. Review the questions carefully, answer the questions carefully, and repay your parents and society with excellent results.

44. Helan Duan is invincible and has great plans for the first battle in the high school entrance examination.

45. Improve civilized qualities and seriously examine style and discipline.

46. Learning is based on integrity.

47. I am confident that I will succeed.

48. Confidence is the cornerstone of your success, and composure is the wings for you to fly.

49. Seriously examine style and discipline, and establish a good style of study.

50. I have been sharpening my sword for several years, now I will test my edge! ! Say something amazing and go all out.

51. The flowers become more fragrant because they refuse to be polluted, and the heart becomes more noble because they adhere to integrity. Talk about the final exam, talk about the mood of the exam

1. The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the exam is about to take place, others are reviewing, and I am previewing

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2. When some people die, they don’t want others to live, such as Newton, Leibniz, and Lagrange

3. The difference between passing (guo) and hanging (gua) The difference is whether the result is oh (o) or ah (a).

4. Those who cheat should be killed, and those who fail the exams should be shamed. Scholars can be killed but not humiliated!

5. Calculus is being tested in room 1406 today. Is this a notification that I am going to die? !

6. I don’t want to, I don’t want to, I don’t want to fail!

7. It is against the criminal law to deduct points from students in exams. Criminal law rules: The act of using other people’s ignorance to cause losses to others is fraud. crime.

8. It is difficult to fail Conan. If you have a poster of Kobe Bryant, don’t hang it with Conan, otherwise hang it with Conan instead of Kobe; you can also use Kobe posters alone, because hang Kobe instead of Conan.

9. In order to strengthen the confidence of senior high school students, it is recommended that the majority of 20xx graduates return to their alma mater to participate in a model and be the last one for senior high school students. Please tell each other.

10. I don’t give up and keep previewing; I don’t doubt that there will be miracles. I want to light up a dazzling red light for my future self! No matter what, I will die no matter what, so what if I die? At least I am strong and magnanimous!

11. Before the exam, I really want to have a backgammon lighter, hold the textbook, and not click on anything, so my mother no longer has to worry about my study.

12. From Cauchy: From Taylor: From Weierstrass: From Leibniz: From Lópida: From Newton: From Lagrange: From Fermat: From Luo Er: Young man, I wish you will not fail the final exam.

13. After half a year of leisurely life, I returned to the college entrance examination overnight.

14. University students study 24 hours a day, 7 days a week and 2 weeks a year.

15. Line generation, now die!

16. When you are eighteen years old, when you encounter line generation, you die; when you are eighteen years old, when you encounter a high number, life is worse than death.

17. If I don’t fail the exam, that’s what I want; if I don’t review, that’s what I want. You can't have it both ways, so I'll just leave!

18. The farthest distance in the world is not that others are reviewing and I am prepping, but that during the exam, I am still doing the first question and others have already done the second. Two faces.

19. Every time the teacher says: Please put things related to the exam on the podium. I really want to put myself on the podium.

20. In fact, you should use Alipay to pay tuition. Confirm the payment after the results are out. It depends on your mood whether you have good or bad reviews. If you fail the course, ask for a refund.

21. There is a kind of fill-in-the-blank question called "complete incompetence", a kind of multiple-choice question called "everything looks right", a kind of calculation question called "crying while doing it", a kind of practical question called "getting up and disintegrating", and there is a kind of "failed" test. It doesn’t matter!

22. A month ago, I asked Buddha what to do if I had to take an exam. Buddha gave me four words: "Let fate". Half a month ago, I asked Buddha again, and Buddha gave me four words: "Let everything happen." Asked, the Buddha was silent for a while and then said that the important thing is to participate.

23. When I was in high school, I only had to pass the exam to envy Mr. Da. Now that I'm in college, it doesn't matter if I miss failing high school.

24. In fact, the college entrance examination is not scary at all. After studying for a year, the test is all about things you know. College exams are scary. You only have one week to review, and you still don’t know anything on the test.

25. I missed the entire semester, I was heartbroken when the exam was approaching, I didn’t sleep at all for a week, I was memorizing everything before the exam, I collapsed when I walked into the exam room, I shed tears when I got the paper, and I couldn’t memorize anything. I can't take the test, and I can't do anything on the test.

26. There is a kind of exam that covers the whole book, and there is a kind of exam that focuses on the key points that I have talked about. My heart sank when I heard the first sentence, and tears filled my eyes when I heard the second sentence. . . . . .

27. Cheating in exams, work together, mainly copying, supplemented by cheating, combine copying and cheating, ensure passing, if discovered, management cheats, if reported, violence after class!

28. Once you review, you won’t be happy. Once you feel unhappy, you won’t review. Once you don’t review, you will be happy. Once you are happy, the day will be over.

29. Reading one question and taking the test is fate; answering each question is luck; horizontal review: Doing more is beneficial. Reading one book in a day is so efficient; passing one subject after another is a sign of strength; horizontal review: sudden success!

30. At the time of the exam, I hit the bottom: in Chinese, I was in trouble; in mathematics, I was completely wiped out; English, let it take its course

31. Never cheat in the exam, never get caught cheating, and never confess if caught

32. After the exam, the gentleman who studied well said: I finished the exam. The teacher who was not good at studying said: Damn it! It's over.

33. Calcium in Calcium: Today’s failed subjects have high gold content. One subject can be passed over five subjects, which is convenient! Look at me, I can pass five subjects in one go, effortlessly! Since I passed the exam, my waist no longer hurts, my legs no longer feel weak, and I feel more energetic jumping off buildings.

34. Our class teacher took the papers and said: Pass out your stack of papers

35. The most painful thing in the world is not the separation between life and death but the upcoming exams. Others are reviewing and I am previewing

36. Yeah! The exam failed to test the duck egg, but the test was a duck.

37. It’s not my fault that I failed the exam. It was because the teacher who wrote the test asked some questions that I didn’t know.

38. If I failed the exam, I have the final say; If you pass, you will have your own place to go.

39. Before the exam, the children who studied well said that I was going to take the exam! , but I said I would go! It’s exam time! . After the exam, the children who studied well said that I had passed the exam! But I said damn it! It’s over! .

40. How many years does the teacher give me, how many years do I wish the teacher to live?

41. When the test papers are handed out, I hope the teacher has a stomachache and squats in the toilet! ! ! ! !

42. All roads lead to Rome, but for me, all stairs lead to the examination room!

43. Some people rely on strength, some rely on vision, but I rely on imagination!

44. Unforeseen circumstances may happen, and people may have misfortune or misfortune. I wish you good luck in the exam.

45. Unexpectedly, God is not as good as man. I originally wanted to take the second-to-last exam, but the first-to-last one caught a cold and was home on vacation, so I helped him. I humbly showed courtesy to all the students in the class. Humility improves people.

46. My eyes have been twitching recently. There must be a bra coming. Is it an exam?

47. Before and after the exam, be alert and alert. If you are not careful, you will fart. After the fart continues, you will faint to the ground.

48. Examination is like having a disease. Before the exam, you have depression, during the exam you have amnesia. After the exam, your condition starts to get worse. When you get the paper back, you have a heart attack.

49. I didn’t fail the exam in previous years! Don’t fail the class!

50. The wind is rustling and the water is cold. The exam is over and I am done playing.

51. Very confused. I feel so helpless in the examination room.

52. Don’t look at me, I don’t know how to do it, why am I so unlucky to meet you, a big idiot?

53. In exams, participation is important.

54. Who created the college entrance examination? I would like to know how many points the Director of Education got back then.

55. Examinations are a big deal, and taking exams is a big deal.

56. The teacher’s magic weapon: test test, the teacher’s trick: copy copy copy

57. After the Chinese test, I cried, and after the math test, I found that I cried too early.

58. It’s a pity that I didn’t get first place last time. I’ll work harder this time and come back first.

59. Review = don’t fail the exam, no Review = fail the subject, review + not review = fail the subject + not fail the subject, extract the common factor (1 + no) review = (1 + no) fail the subject, and divide by (1 + no) at the same time, review = fail the subject < /p>

60. How many people will take the final exam today, and they are all the scumbags from Tianya~

61. Love 4 will be released on January 17, how do you want me to take the exam with peace of mind?

62. I don’t want to study but I am afraid of exams. This is who I am today.