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Xu Zengping bought an aircraft carrier, went bankrupt the next day and gave it to the motherland. What now?

I firmly believe that many people have heard of the name Xu Zengping. He is well known by many people because of the aircraft carrier Liaoning. In fact, before coming here, Xu Zengping was the boss of Hongkong Chuanglu Group in China, an outstanding entrepreneur and famous businessman who loved the motherland. 1997, an accidental opportunity, let Xu Zengping know that Ukraine has opened to the outside world to sell the carrier Varyag. As a retired soldier, Xu Zengping is healthy and upright. After seeing this news, he was also very excited and determined to do something for the country. He knew that if China bought the aircraft carrier in the name of the country, it would certainly arouse people's eyes and ears and attract a large number of bans from western countries.

Xu Zengping went to bid.

It may even lead to unsuccessful business. Therefore, he applied for registration of Macau Chuanglv Holiday Travel Game Entertainment Co., Ltd. in Macau, and told the public that he chose the Ukrainian Varyag to better update and transform it into a water recreation club, so that he could draw tigers instead of dogs. When Xu Zengping first saw the Varyag, he secretly lamented that the Chinese nation needed such a heavy weapon, and he must buy it and give it to the Chinese nation. Due to the poor expression ability, many difficulties have been added to this business. But in order to better express his sincerity, Xu Zengping drank six catties of pure grain and pure wine at the dinner table and the Black Sea Shipyard. In retrospect, Xu Zengping admired that he didn't know how to guarantee it. The negotiations went well, and Xu Zengping negotiated the aircraft carrier for $20 million. It contains a complete set of design drawings of the aircraft carrier Varyag.

This aircraft carrier was bought by Xu Zengping. At that time, Xu Zengping went to bid. He fully considered that our country needed an aircraft carrier. Therefore, in order to better prevent this aircraft carrier from being injected into other countries, China's economic development is even more embarrassing. Xu Zengping immediately invested 1 billion dollars to bid for this aircraft carrier and switched to maritime tourism projects. At that time, Xu Zengping said that as long as the country needs it, I will decisively donate the aircraft carrier to serve the country!

Although the negotiations were smooth, the business was full of hardships. Because Britain soon knew that Ukraine was going to sell the Varyag to Xu Zengping, although Xu Zengping said it was for the renovation of water entertainment projects, Britain put pressure on Ukraine to stop it from selling its aircraft carrier and ordered them to destroy it. Just before Britain took some actions, Xu Zengping took the lead in renting a tugboat company from ancient Greece and dragged the Varyag out of the Black Sea Shipyard that night. Later, I went to Turkey and met a stumbling block. Turkey's opening mouth will cost $6,543.8 +0 billion in high-speed tolls. In order to collect money better, Xu Zengping is willing to sell the shares of the company and his own property.

The aircraft carrier was successfully transported back to China, and its own business closed down, and the house under it was gone. It is this Xu Zengping who has become a "pauper" who has spent all his money to buy an aircraft carrier for our country. Although Xu Zengping is a businessman, he deeply loves his motherland. As long as one loves the motherland, no matter where he is, he will always look for opportunities to build the motherland. After bankruptcy, Xu Zengping will no longer be a businessman. He lived an ordinary daily life, but the legend of his mill experience and immortal dedication will go down in history forever and become a beautiful story circulated by everyone.

20 1 1 In April, Tsinghua celebrated its centenary, and Tsinghua Institute of Physics donated 200 million RMB, which was also a large donation accepted by Tsinghua University. Donor Xu Zengping. At the National People's Congress (NPC) on 20 17, Xu Zengping, a deputy to the NPC, submitted two bills, namely, the People's Joining the Army Bill and the Military Conversion Bill. In an interview with reporters, Xu Zengping said: "I am very happy to see that during my re-election as a deputy to the Fourth National People's Congress, a series of product suggestions, such as" to be rich and strong ","to guard the border with the sea ","to apply private enterprises to become a new force to acquire foreign core technologies "and" to build a military management system for war ",have long been adopted by China and become the current national policy and development strategy of a strong country. I feel extremely honored, I don't regret the honor given by the government department, and I don't humiliate the people.

Now people who are concerned about Xu Zengping can rest assured. Sun Tzu's Art of War said: Empty is true, but empty is false and true, when you understand, after the battle is over. I think everyone knows a lot about Xu Zengping's purchase of an aircraft carrier. Here I will talk about a few interesting points.

Drinking is more important than talking. Gun fans have seen rabbits in those years, including the classic footage of China buying Ukrainian Su-27s. At that time, it can be said that Su 27 was drunk, and the phrase "The Chinese nation wants your stomach" made people laugh. Ukraine and Ukraine have the same customs and traditions, and attach equal importance to their partners' drinking power. When Xu Zengping first arrived at the Black Sea Shipyard, drinking became the main way of communication because of his poor expressive ability. Xu Zengping recalled that at a banquet with the director of the Black Sea Shipyard, government departments and the Federation of Tendering Conferences, he had drunk 6 Jin of pure grain and wine in ten minutes.

On one occasion, Xu Zengping drank the pure grain wine they sent, and the Black Sea Shipyard took out several cans of XO. The director said it was Ukrainian wine and let him drink a bottle. Xu Zengping drank it decisively and pretended not to know: "Everyone's wine is stronger than China beer." Made the people at the table laugh. Xu Zengping wants to tell the Ukrainian level in this way: I can even die in order to buy an aircraft carrier better. In the end, Xu Zengping won the trust and goodwill of all Ukrainian senior officials involved in the sale of ships. This is more than half the battle.

We know the "radish recruitment" at the Ukrainian level. In order to win over others better, some people set a career threshold to help others get out of trouble and ensure that others take office. At that time, in order to better Xu Zengping, similar actual combat operations were carried out. When European and American countries learned that China was going to buy an aircraft carrier, it put great pressure on Ukraine, and Ukraine had no choice but to hold an air switch bidding meeting.

However, Ukraine only gives bidders three days to prepare in advance. According to the regulations of Ukraine, participants must produce a lot of materials such as qualification certificate, international credit certificate, master plan of main uses, scheme demonstration report, etc. It is impossible for consumers who are not fully prepared in advance to prepare so many raw materials in three days. And this kind of goods, Xu Zengping, with the help of Ukraine, is ready. Finally, at the bidding meeting, the bidding staff in Britain, Canada, Japan, Indonesia, South Korea and other countries could only watch helplessly as Xu Zengping won the bid at the selling price.

After the signing of a set of contracts in which tea sets saved the country $3 million, the bigger problem Xu Zengping encountered was money. As a last resort, he went to Ukraine three times to discuss deferred payment. There is a fine for delay, and Xu Zengping has done everything possible to better pay less fines. For the second delay, Ukraine stipulated to pay a fine of $8 million, while Xu Zengping only paid $5 million. The whole negotiation process was compromised. Xu Zengping had a brainwave, took out a set of high-grade tea sets with tight packaging and handed them to the shipyard, and made a bet with him: if the shipyard can open this small box within 3 minutes, the fine will be calculated as 8 million US dollars, and if it cannot be opened within 3 minutes, the fine will be calculated as 5 million US dollars.

Hearing this, Director Tian heard that authoritative experts in mechanical equipment are world-class, and aircraft carriers can be built, let alone a set of tea set packaging. The director readily agreed. But after a minute, three minutes and five minutes, the tea set still didn't open, and finally the shipyard accepted the price from Xu Zengping. Xu Zengping, born in 1952, is an old man in his prime, but he still pays close attention to the army building in our country. He previously said that he hoped to cooperate with patriotic celebrities in this life and donate an intelligent aircraft carrier for the motherland.