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Collect information about language

Typo: 1. At the entrance of the hotel: "copy" rice

2. At the entrance of the car repair shop: "Push" the tire to repair the tire

3. At the entrance of the retail store : "Sold separately"

4. The entrance of the furniture store: home "all"

5. The entrance of the decoration store: "decoration"

6. Lost property advertisement : "Inspiration" for lost items

7. At the entrance of the installation company: "Press" to install

8. At the entrance of the car wash shop: Wash the car with "wax"

9. Restaurant Door: "He" rice

10. Door of fruit shop: "Bo" radish

11. Restaurant menu: Chicken "Dan"

12. Hardware store Signage: "扦" stand

13. Sporting goods store signage: "LAN" ball

14. Fast food restaurant entrance: "Bar"

15 , Farmer's market sign: "Tomato" eggplant

16. Parking lot sign: "Ding" car charge

17. Strict crackdown on propaganda slogans: Strict "Li" crackdown

18. A certain airport banner: "Young"

19. A certain transportation slogan: Overloading and overloading are "extremely" harmful

20. A certain canteen menu: "Fish" Garden"

Misuse: 1. Drug advertising: "cough" without delay

2. Mountain bike advertising: "riding" is endless fun

3. Supplements Advertisement: The "turtle" is safe and sound

4. Glasses advertisement: A "brightness" is astonishing

5. Mosquito repellent advertisement: There are no "mosquitoes" in silence

6. Scotch tape advertising: There is no substitute for "tape"

7. Internet cafe advertising: "Internet" is a deep love

8. Piano advertising: "Piano" has a special liking, one See the bell "Qin"

9. Water heater advertisement: "bath" as you like

10. Air conditioner advertisement: no "sweat" in life

11. Clothing store Advertisement: "Clothes and hats" are chosen for people

12. A laundry advertisement: "Clothes" are reluctant to part with

13. A real estate company's advertisement: Thousands of "rooms" are available

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14. A certain cake advertisement: "cake" rises step by step

15. Stomach medicine advertisement: one "no" to "stomach"

16. Horse racing advertisement: Enjoy "riding"

17. Electric iron advertisement: Bai "Yi" Baishun

18. Fast food restaurant advertisement: "Burning" is better

19. Washing machine advertisement: "leisure" wife and loving mother

20. Hat company advertisement: choose people with "hat"

21. Stone disease treatment advertisement: big "stones" turn into small ones, The little "stone" turned into stone

22. Printer advertisement: One "click" is worse than a hundred stories

23. Paint advertisement: The paint of lust

24. Refrigerator Advertisement: Refrigeration Fresh

25. Advertisement for hemorrhoid medicine: No need to worry if you have hemorrhoids

26. Garden Apartment Advertisement: Stay at home

27. Dancing Machine advertising: dance after hearing the word "machine"

28. Seafood advertising: take the "fresh" step forward

29. Dental clinic advertising: "quickly treat" the population

30. Gift shop advertising: "Rites" are of course

Survey analysis: Now, each of us is exposed to Chinese characters all the time in our lives, whether we listen with our ears or see with our eyes. What would our lives be like without it? In real life, many people often make mistakes when using Chinese characters. In order to understand the reasons why people write typos and help people standardize their word usage, I launched a survey. The specific cases of typos are endless and strange. Some even make people laugh. In recent years, the cultural quality of our country has reached a higher level, but in social life, human-made typos often appear on the streets or in the alleys. One reason for these typos is that people don't pay attention, and the second reason is that people write some irregular words for convenience.

The third reason is that they don't know how to write at all, so they use some homophonic words instead.

How to correct it: Typos will have a negative impact on people, especially children who have just entered school, because they have not yet been able to identify typos and will think that the words on the advertisements are all wrong. Correct. In order to prevent typos from appearing in the streets and alleys, relevant departments must strengthen inspections, supervise corrections, and completely eliminate typos, synonyms, and homophones from the streets. And we should set an example and strictly demand ourselves to write and use Chinese characters correctly.

Chinese characters have gone through tens of thousands of years of changes. We cannot let our Chinese cultural representatives disappear like this! Wonderful advertising crispy corners---so wonderful that you can't even imagine

UPS---delivering more to you

McDonald's---I like it

Mingda Safe---I am here, you are safe

Wenling International Wedding Photography---Create life with art

Dongfeng Yueda Kia Cerato---Open a new horizon of fashion

China Unicom - Leading the Future of Communications

China Electric---We think more than you

Diaopai Laundry Detergent---Don’t choose expensive ones, only Choose the right one

XoC: Flat-panel TV expert

Gome: Meticulous and omnipresent

Yiliyou yogurt---I want my taste

Lenovo Notebook---Let the World Lenovo Together

NetEase: Shared Interests and Much Happiness

Excellence: Beyond Ordinary Life

ebay: Love Life on eBay is twice as fun

One shot: hit it off

Alibaba: Online trade creates miracles

Sina UC: I have UC, why do I need a phone number

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TOM SKYPE: Typing is too tiring, long distance is too expensive, SKYPE is the most affordable

Haier is "sincere forever"

Netcom "the world is wide for me"

China Mobile "Communication starts from the heart"

China Unicom: Connecting with China, connecting hearts all over the world

Beautiful "It turns out that life can be more beautiful"

La Fang "Love life, love Lafang"

Peer, mobile phone, business phone, none of them are indispensable

Nongfu Spring is a bit sweet

The environment is born from the heart, and you are at ease Jiaozi

Nokia: Technology is people-oriented

When Remy Horse is in full swing, good things will come naturally

Vassoon Shampoo: My brilliance comes from your style

Voluntary blood donation: I don’t know you, but I thank you!

Xinfei Refrigerator: Xinfei’s advertising is good, but Xinfei Refrigerator is not good.

I won’t tell the average person!

It’s good for him and me!

Whoever uses it knows!

Nescafé: Tastes great

De Beers Diamonds: Diamonds are forever, one will last forever

Rimosa Men: Struggle! Make a man!

Blue Sky’s Six Must-Cure Treatments: Good teeth, good appetite, good health, delicious food, you see (chou), the Blue Sky’s Six Must-Cure Treatments!

Lenovo: What will happen if humans lose Lenovo?

The slogan of the Busan Asian Games: Let Asia integrate and let Busan go global

Nike: Just do it

Konica: Put down your prejudices and you will make wonderful discoveries!

Pepsi: ask for more!

Love life, love Lafang!

CCTV: Strength creates value

Wahaha: I love you!

MOTO: The world is different

Xizhilang: Jelly, I want Xizhilang

NetEase: Internet access is as easy as a piece of cake.

China Unicom: Connecting with China, Connecting the Hearts of the World

Haier: Haier, Made in China

SINA: Your New Online World

Changyu: legendary quality, century-old Changyu

Li Ning: keep the excitement to yourself

Fiyta: once you own it, you have no choice

Business Link: Technology Make it easier for you

Hong Kong Neil Pride swimwear: If your skin cannot give you enough protection, find another protective layer.

Far East Cable: If the five fingers are the same length, how can it meet the different needs of users?

Duoer Fat Reduction: Losing weight is actually an attitude towards life

tcl International Electrician: Creating value for customers

Fotile makes your home feel better

When you choose "Reader", you also choose a kind of excellent culture, a new vision, and a close friend in life

"Internet Weekly": In a blink of an eye, the world All connected

Ordinary life, every trace of emotion - Yves Saint Laurent cigarettes

When life makes you helpless, don’t forget there is me: Hennessy v.s.o.p

If I can let you let your mood fly at speed, I am willing to accompany you all the way - Giant Bicycle

White Sand Smoke: Cranes dance on the white sand and my heart flies

The only one in the world , I am bound to you in this life

Audi A6: Success and technology shine together

Nescafé: Everything is wonderful because of you

Lucent's creativity technology The driving force

The taste of the north and the familiar fragrance (Jinghua Tea)

More choices and more laughter (McDonald's)

Silk looks forward to gentle denim and pursues unrestrained cotton Yearning for comfort - Siemens smart ultra-thin washing machine meets the mood of every piece of clothing

The bag shop's advertising slogan: Get close to nature, collect beautiful things

Stop, and then you can see. Abundant, rich but not arrogant. Bank of China.

Stop, and then you can observe. The wind moves, the bamboo moves, and the heart moves; there are knots, and the feelings don't move. Bank of China

New Beijing Great Olympics!

We put everything together and you transcend time and space. Mitsubishi Electric

Pepsi-Cola: The choice of a new generation

Volkswagen Beetle: It is better to think small

IBM: The solution for a universal family

Kodak: Connecting every moment of life

Three-leaf piano: Children who learn piano will not become bad

McGee Coffee: Good things should be shared with good friends

Deer Brand Whiskey: Freedom is omnipresent

Dove Chocolate: Milky and silky feeling

Coca-Cola: Forever Coca-Cola, unique and delicious In my space! ~