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World of Warcraft nostalgic clothes: Most old players are married, why do they still like to flatter female players?

Why do old Warcraft players still like to hold female players?

World of Warcraft has a history of 15 years from the public beta in North America in 2004 to the public beta in national service in 2005. Among them, the formal service is about to iterate to 9. X version. Nostalgic clothing has been in public beta since the end of August, 2065438+2009, and its popularity has far exceeded the expectation of Blizzard. In just half a year, nostalgic clothes have evolved into the fourth stage.

Friends who are familiar with King Xiang know that when King Xiang wrote the nostalgic clothes of World of Warcraft recently, most of them were writing around Mao Ren, Shi Mao and Mao Tuan. Today, write a little gossip about nostalgic clothes in another way and laugh together at weekends.

It's 2020, and the old WOWs are basically married, still licking female players? Today, when the king was wandering around, he saw a player (I don't know the gender of this player, laughing) spitting in his heart:? It's 2020, and old wower is basically married, still licking female players? ? Embarrassed Wang estimated that this player was injured by a female player, or his/her trade union was broken up by a female player. His exact words are as follows:

A few days ago, in the midnight group, a warlock paddled all the way and was exiled, leaving only a stone man, who was exiled one by one. The whole group was speechless. The damage is not as good as t, and the bottom and elements are also pushed up. Someone in the group gave an idea and the whole group echoed it. Then the warlock opens the wheat. The voice is very sweet. She is a little sister, and more than half of the group directly changed their faces. Wow, it's a girl! It's okay, it's okay. It's not easy for a girl, is it I fucking want to ask, what happened to my sister's paddling? Don't you know that your wife and children sleep in the room next to yours? You have to say that more than a decade ago, everyone was a college student or just entered the society, and it is ok to be single and hungry. It will be 2020. The end result was that the head of the team also licked the dog and finally gave it all to him. Don't you know how many guilds my sister dissolved?

Judging from the full text, this sister paper player is really paddling, which is also commonly known as a bastard. Should this mixed player scold? Of course you want to scold, there is no need to protect. What makes Tucao players unhappy is that other male players in the group immediately changed their faces and licked their dogs after hearing that it was a sister paper. Embarrassed Wang thinks that if there are female players in the guild group, it is basically one point? Privilege? Yes, there is no such thing as licking a dog. It's asking for a phoenix.

In World of Warcraft, female players are really rare treasures, and I can accept a little privilege. Frankly speaking, World of Warcraft is a little obvious, right? Hard core? In online games, there are not many sister paper players. Plus, compared with formal clothes, nostalgic clothes are harder and there are fewer sister paper players. Although it is not as rare as the giant panda, it is not much. In the guild where the embarrassed king is located, there are several sister papers, which later became AFK. Now the colonel is still in a hurry. Where can I find some sister paper players to come to town? Midnight group, if there is no sister paper player to chat, the midnight group will really fall asleep. What's more, every group will have slackers or hairy people, so think about it, as long as the sister paper players don't go too far, it's actually acceptable.

Moreover, in a game dominated by male players, several sister papers suddenly appear, and men have a high probability of becoming licking dogs. This is nature, hunger and thirst is the guarantee of human race reproduction, and hunger and thirst are written in genes. It won't change when you grow up. Everyone plays games just to have more fun. They think having the opposite sex can make them happy. Lick it and you'll be happy. Your female colleague asked you to do one thing. Aren't you running like a fart?

Dog licking is not only in World of Warcraft, but also in other games. Look at CSGO, if there is a female bandit, shout? Rush to gate a? I estimate that bandits will definitely rush to Gate A like chicken blood; League of Legends Black Rose, don't lick the dog. That's right. It's all men's nature, and it won't go away. Teenage boys like 18~30-year-old big sister; Men in their twenties like 18~30-year-old little sisters; Middle-aged men in their thirties and forties like 18~30 years old little sister paper. And how do you know that when others lick dogs, they will get everything in the end?

Therefore, the embarrassed king thinks that in the nostalgic costume of World of Warcraft, as long as the female players are not out of line, there is nothing wrong with everyone spoiling it. At least the midnight group will not be sleepy, right? Dear God of Warcraft, are there any female players in your group? Tell us their stories.