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In late May, that little jasmine bloomed on the balcony. Its thin branches have only three or two leaves. Alas, I can't keep it moist and green. Looking at those small white flowers, I can't help crouching down and smelling them lightly. It smells good. It's somewhat similar to the fragrance of plum blossoms. Look. Borrow the spirit of plum blossom. Jasmine blossoms are quiet and beautiful, and the balcony feels like a daughter because of its fragrance. Yes, an elegant daughter's smell makes people feel quiet. But the jasmine blossom period is very short, and it withered after a few days, so the branch is empty and thin.

I also raised a white orchid on the west side of the balcony. I remember the first year when I came back from Shanghai. I went to the garden store to buy a small white orchid. I like to raise flowers and seedlings, because I like to watch them grow up little by little. In the first year when this white orchid came home, although it was small, it blossomed a few flowers. I didn't know how to treat it. I fertilized and watered it from time to time. The seedlings grew taller day by day, and the leaves were a lot, and the black oil was green, which looked really beautiful. But first, I was told to prune the surrounding branches, and not to water them too often, leaving them half dry, so I came back and did as I said. Sure enough, another year, the white orchid bloomed again. The original flowers need to be kept according to their nature, and they need to be pruned in time to produce more and more fragrant flowers. Then, in our life, we also need to prune those branches of desire, so as to make the tree of life bloom beautiful flowers, which will make it smaller.

I still remember when we were young, we liked to carry our schoolbags and go home arm in arm. That day, after the rain cleared, a lot of water accumulated in the small pit on the road. Xiao Xiao and I were chatting and rushing home. A naughty boy tried to step on the puddle and spilled sewage on our trouser legs. At the beginning, it was a kind reminder. I didn't expect that the more I felt that we were bullied, the more I ran with us, and the whole pants became wet. I couldn't help it any longer. I ran over suddenly, grabbed the naughty boy's clothes and slapped him a few times. Unexpectedly, I angered the naughty boy and tried to hit me with my backhand. My hair suddenly flew into a rage, and I quickly ran over and joined the fight. In the end, all three of us were scolded, but I couldn't help talking with him when I was young, and I couldn't help but get addicted and give myself a sigh of relief.

My childhood was not only when I was killed, but also when I was studying. She will come to wait for me early every Monday, and I still remember that every time she would say that the powder in my house is too white, we should add more crispy rice. Because we are in the same class, we will help each other when we meet something we don't understand, which makes other students envy us. I remember once, the school held a speech contest, and she and I were both shortlisted. However, we didn't regard each other as rivals, but corrected each other, hoping that each other could achieve excellent results. Finally, we both won prizes and became a story in the class for a while, saying that we were stronger than gold.

Indeed, the memories of the little things I spent with my primary school are as warm as ever. Now, although we are not in the same city, we always keep the closest contact, and I believe our friendship will last forever. Composition "My Little Partner" 6 words

I have a little partner. His name is He Zhibiao. He is tall, with a pair of bright eyes on his oval face and a high nose under his eyes.

Speaking of this He Zhibiao, he is really a helpful person. I remember one Sunday, I went to the park with him. On the way, I saw a ditch cover was not covered properly, so I walked around. Walking, I suddenly found that He Zhibiao, who was beside me, had disappeared. Looking back, I saw that he was trying to lift the ditch cover, trying to put it back, but he was not strong enough to lift it. I said, "He Zhibiao, let's go quickly. It's already half past two. If we don't leave, we won't have time to play. And that lid is so dirty, don't move it. " After listening to my words, he said, "We should help others. I think it is happier to do so. What's more, we are young pioneers, and we should do this. " After listening to his words, I was so ashamed that I went over and put the lid back with him. As soon as we walked away, I saw a group of children skating quickly past the ditch cover. If the cover is not put back, the children are likely to fall into the ditch.

My little friend is still a "bookworm"! One Saturday morning, he and I went to the bookstore to buy books. When he saw the book "A Collection of Pupils' Composition", he bought it happily. It looked with relish. I walked around the bookstore twice and found that there was no book I wanted to buy, so I said loudly, "He Zhibiao, come on, let's go to other bookstores to buy books." But he seemed not to hear, still reading his precious book. It seems that he has been intoxicated by the beautiful chapter in the book. I had to go to another bookstore to buy books angrily. When I picked out some good books and walked back, I saw him still looking at them greedily. I had no choice but to wait for him there, but he read one and picked up another. It was not until twelve o'clock that I woke up and said to him loudly, "It's twelve o'clock, don't go home?" I shouted several times before he asked, "When?"

I said weakly, "It's twelve o'clock ..." He reluctantly put down the book. Went home quickly.

This is my little friend. Do you want to be friends with him?

Chapter 2: My "little friends"

I have many "little friends", including bears, monkeys, aliens, dragons, chimpanzees and rabbits. They have been with me since childhood, and they are my good partners and friends. The loveliest thing is the bear. It is all white, with claws like meat pads, eyes narrowed into a line, brown nose, ears and tail like a semicircular ball, and its mouth is covered with snow-white fur. At first glance, it looks like a newborn bear. It sleeps with me and gets up every day. The cleverest one is the alien. It has two buttons. One can make it walk and the other can communicate with it. If you press them for 3 seconds at the same time, you can tell the time. If you press them for 5 seconds at the same time, you can play the game of playing tanks. You can feed him from a small hole. Sometimes when he feels lonely, he will put a cartoon and say something. If you still ignore it, he will sleep automatically after 5 minutes. He also likes you to applaud him. Its face is constantly changing. If there is a little man jumping around on the screen, it is ill, and its * * * also has a small hole. If you prick it with a toothpick, the disease will be cured. The most terrible thing is Xiaolong. He has two beards beside his mouth, all green, his back and tail are full of thorns, and he frowned. He has a diagonal, and his ears are cocked up. The strangest thing is that his head is big and his body is small. I think this is an idea, which can make us play more interesting. The most interesting thing is the little leopard, with a brown nose, round eyes, many spots, a bronze body, ears sticking up, a drooping tail and a white belly. It looks like it is looking for food or lost, looking for its mother! These friends grew up with me, slept with me and spent nine happy years together. I often let them play wrestling, tug-of-war, hide-and-seek and martial arts ... They all have their own advantages and disadvantages, such as: aliens can hit the fence but martial arts can't, bears can't hit the fence but martial arts always take the lead, and leopards can't run long distances, but they are champions. Their abilities are different, but they all bring me endless.

chapter 3: my little friend

in my memory, my little friend is like the stars in the sky, which are countless. But the biggest and brightest one is Xiaoya. She met me when I was in grade three. Since the third grade, one chain after another has connected Xiaoya and me. There has never been an argument between us. Help each other, close like a person. But now she has transferred to another school, and we have kept in touch.

One afternoon after school, dark clouds were gathering, and soon it began to rain cats and dogs. I waited at the school gate for a while, but I haven't seen my parents. I thought: Oh, it's really unlucky. I missed the weather forecast last night because of my homework. I usually watch it every day. All the bad things in the world have happened to me. Forget it! We have to go ahead in the rain. Just walked for a while, Xiaoya stopped me. I saw an umbrella in her hand. "Ah! The savior is coming. " Made me happy for a long time. "Come, let's go home together." Xiaoya said enthusiastically. She approached me, slowly approached me with her umbrella, and she tried to lean her umbrella to my side. We talked and laughed all the way, and when we reached an intersection, we had to go home from different directions. She said, "This umbrella is for you! Our home is not far away. " I agreed without hesitation.

the next day, I went to school to return my umbrella to her. As a result, I heard that Xiaoya called in sick. I'm going to visit her home after school. Finally, I stayed up until school was over. I followed the address she said yesterday. When I found her home, I knocked on the door and said, "Is Xiaoya's home at this time?" Aunt said, "This is not Xiaoya's house. You have the wrong number." I followed the road again, asked while walking, and finally found Xiaoya's house. It turns out that her home is so far away from the fork in the road. Yesterday, she told a white lie. I thought: Yesterday, she must have given me her umbrella before ... Xiaoya's mother opened the door for me. < P > I said, "I'm sorry, it's all because of me that you got sick, and it's almost the mid-term exam!" Xiaoya said, "It doesn't matter, I can also review at home!" " "Then I will tell you what we have learned every day!" I said. We both did well in the mid-term exam.

She will always be the biggest and brightest star in my heart.

Chapter 4: My Little Partner

I have a very good friend, her name is Luo Lanxin. Let me introduce her to you.

She is an innocent, lively, lovely and healthy little girl. She wears a short ponytail with oblique bangs in front, which makes her look particularly lively and lovely. On her charming face, she has a pair of big watery eyes, under which there is a glib mouth, sometimes fierce and sometimes sweet. She always wears a pair of black sneakers and a pair of black pants. She loves learning, so I'll tell you about it.

* * rang after class. Some students were joking and some were playing. I was going to find my good friend Luo Lanxin. I walked beside her. I didn't expect that she was not joking with her classmates, but studying again. She is writing an exercise book. "The teacher didn't let me write. What are you doing?" I said. He replied, "Anyway, the teacher said that I have to write in the morning and evening. If I keep it as homework, then I don't have to write when I get home." I wanted to say, "Oh, it's better to use this time to study than to gossip. It's always more rewarding than that." It didn't say much, just wrote and replied, "Hmm". I immediately returned to my seat and began to study. I really didn't write in vain. In the afternoon, the teacher left this homework, and I was secretly happy: "Hey, those silly and happy people are busy!" " At this time, Luo Lanxin is still studying. She is still writing exercise books seriously with her head down. What a child who loves learning. This is not just once, but every time I see her, she is studying seriously. She listens carefully in class and observes discipline. After class, she is busy with this study, rarely speaks, and ranks in the top one in every exam. She did well in all three mid-term exams. She has never been proud. No matter whether she did well or not, she was studying quietly. She really loves learning. I want to learn from her.

She is a lively and lovely child who loves to learn. She is a good example for me to learn. I want to learn from her!

article 5: my little friend!

The snow is still falling silently, but she, Liu Xin, has left us forever, gone, gone ...

Liu Xin is a lovely and beautiful girl with big watery eyes. I remember the first time I saw her, she wore a white skirt and came to my eyes like a lovely elf. From then on, we went to school together, played together and became inseparable friends. She is my friend and a teacher in my life. In the days when I get along with her, I found that she is a very enthusiastic person. When others ask her for help, she always gives me whatever she wants. That is, this quality affects me all the time, making me change from an indifferent (girl) attitude to a lively and enthusiastic little girl. It is also because of this quality that she is desperate (sacrificed) to exchange her life for the safety of a stranger.

I will always remember that scene. It was a winter (Sunday) and once, I went to the store with her to buy school supplies. On the way home, we saw a five-year-old boy crossing the road alone. A car was speeding in front of him. The little boy stood in shock and was about to be hit. At this critical moment, Liu Xin threw herself at the little boy and rescued him, but she was lying in a pool of blood ... A kind driver took her to the hospital for emergency treatment. After the operation, Liu Xin's parents hurried forward to ask about the situation, but facing their "Liu Xin had a severe concussion and would not live for two months", it was undoubtedly a bolt from the blue for them, and two old people fainted on the spot. In the later days, no one told Liu Xin about her illness, but worked hard for her in obscurity, hoping that she could live a very happy life in the last time. One day, a lovely snow elf began to fall outside. Liu Xin insisted on going out to see snowflakes, because she loved snow since she was a child. Everyone couldn't beat her, so they had to help her outside. Indeed, it snowed heavily that day. Liu Xin smiled with joy, and her eyes were full of nostalgia. Suddenly, her head hung down, and she died in the embrace of snow.

The sun has spread all over the earth in a blink of an eye, and golden light is shining where she walks!

Chapter 6: My little friend

*** The hot sun shines on us, which makes our eyes even more open, and the dry tongue seems to be burnt, alas! I'm so thirsty ...

With heavy steps, every step will leave a big and deep footprint on the grass. The three-yuan coin in my pocket touched my finger. "Why don't you buy a bottle of water?" I thought. I don't know when, my footsteps became fast and I was about to fly. The gray door approached from my sight step by step, and a burst of coolness seemed to blow on my face. I quickly opened the refrigerator door of the shop, stopped for a while, let a burst of cold air blow away the heat of my body, and then grabbed a bottle and walked away. "Hey ..." I.