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Yuxi tobacco classic sentence

1, cut the wire with a kitchen knife.

2. What do you only smoke?

3, hard Yuxi, the shorter the hair, the more awesome, shirtless, tattooed, dreaming is running, wearing mink, crowding the bus, falling everywhere, taking apples, no pockets, swindling, chatting on WeChat, meeting netizens, I am always uglier than photos.

4. Hey,,,,,

Eating in a restaurant and sleeping in a hotel are really embarrassing to spend money.

6, the car is old, people are old, and they can't make money.

7. I'm afraid of climbing the mountain and going down the mountain.

8. It's really hard to make money because the police robbed and the roads were blocked.

9. This is an online buzzword, which is used to show that you are very domineering and is the jingle of a full-fledged social person. Now it can be used not only to show domineering, but also to bring the spirit of a spirit boy.

10, lightning scratch, yes.

1 1, a gray-faced black hand, loading and unloading coal piles every day.

12, look at yourself, tears in your heart, and you have to show off your wealth in front of people again.

13, one badger fights three tigers, three badgers sink an aircraft carrier, five badgers fight gods, and ten badgers fight Genesis.

14, look up at the over-limit station, people with less money will not do it.

15, the owner moved, borrowed from the west, and broke the work.

16, beer belly, flat head, Daikin chain Yellow Crane Tower, Soft China.

17, it's another spring, summer, autumn and winter, and look at the money in your pocket.

18, it doesn't matter whether you live or die. Do it if you don't accept it, or come out to mix or I'll kill you or be killed by you. Others' is mine, mine is mine. I don't want to take it personally. In my eyes, you can all eat. Arrogance is not in my nature, but provoking me is tantamount to suicide. I'm afraid when I go to war. I am the fiercest silver cloak with flat head and white hair in Africa. I've been too busy in my life, either struggling or on the way. I never hold grudges, but I reported it on the spot. All beings are my food. Don't tell me how many people are in each battle. I just want to know the time and place.

19, the guy who smokes only hibiscus king is destined to be brilliant; Smoking will only harden Yuxi. The shorter the hair, the better b; Smoking only smokes the Yellow Crane Tower, only gentle to the person you love; Only smoke Marlboro, and never go back in this life; Smoking only smokes. Herman only loved one person in his life; It's definitely unusual to only smoke Hongtashan boys; Smoking only smokes Changbai Mountain to get that blood for you. Smoking has many jingles. Here are some common ones.

20, cross the street, take the alley, there are mala Tang everywhere.

2 1, smoke big clouds, take advantage of Yuxi, drink a little wine and brag,

22. The province of the province, the flower of the flower, the compensation of the compensation, and the construction of the building.

23, driving a big car, really awesome, the horn is ringing.

24. Just before getting on the bus, the police uncle waved again.

25. the whole sentence is: cut the wire with a kitchen knife, and it will be crackling all the way. Tall buildings rise from the ground up, who is better than relying on oneself, being soft in China and hard in Yuxi, the shorter the hair, the more awesome it is, riding wolves, herding sheep, singing folk songs and playing hooligans.