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Blessings for Property Goddess’ Day

The blessings for the Property Goddess’ Day are as follows:

1. Because of the wind, the sea is more magnificent, because of the rain, the earth is more full of life, and because of the sunshine, the blue sky is warmer and brighter. Because of women, the world is fresher and more beautiful. I wish you a happy Women’s Day in advance.

2. Today is Women’s Day. I give you a choice. First, you can take care of all the housework, so you can go home early and do the work. Second, you can have fun shopping and shopping. There is a dazzling array of items for you to choose from. Third, I just want no more than one request, please treat me to a big meal as soon as possible.

3. Today, female customers are not allowed in the vegetable market. The kitchen is only for housewives and men. Serving tea, pouring water, washing and folding quilts, carrying and cleaning, and standing guard are all contracted by men. Don’t get too excited first. The salary is only Happy Women's Day on this day.

4. On Women’s Day, I wish you are more beautiful than Xi Shi, smarter than Diao Chan, gentler than Zhaojun, more graceful than a noble concubine, more charming than Mona Lisa with a charming smile, more dignified and elegant than Athena, and a goddess of beauty. The title is better than Venus.

5. You embellish the prosperity of the country, you decorate the harmony of the family, and your diligence, your hard work, your beautiful smile, and your colorfulness decorate our world. Today is your day and you deserve blessings. Happy Women’s Day.

6. The phone rang, and he said hello, Women are liberated on March 8th, half of the sky is so sunny, it’s a holiday for shopping and leisure, beautiful and generous, whoever’s wife appreciates it, today is March 8th Women’s Day, please Men behave well, ladies behave well.

7. Elegance is a kind of experience, and temperament is a kind of precipitation. The passage of time cannot take away your intelligence and wisdom. The passage of time cannot change your dignity and virtuousness. On Women’s Day, I wish you happiness with your wife. I will be with you forever, I love you.

8. Throw away the apron and throw away the rag. Today you make the decision and the whole family is at your disposal. Swipe your credit card and be busy shopping. On Women's Day, I wish you the happiest, most satisfactory, most beautiful.

9. A good woman is one who is called sister by others and calls herself master. She can pretend to be crazy or stupid, and she can also pretend to be shrewd. She is a person who sinks to the bottom, takes things lightly and starts slowly. She stews tofu in broth and gets better The more tender it becomes when stewed, on Women’s Day, I would like to give it to the good woman in my heart.

10. In order to welcome Women’s Day, all male compatriots should respond to the call, be there when called, be as docile as a cat, take the initiative to carry bags, consciously say hello, and be proud of how much contribution they have made to women today.