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A collection of funny slogans about girlfriends picking up cars.
Suntan my little red first. Isn't this a beautiful scene? Do you know where the riders are?
When my best friend and I arrived at the store, we fell in love with her at first sight. Beautiful atmosphere is her first impression, and red is also suitable for girls to drive. So I happily decided to book a car on 1 1 month and pick it up on1February. Is it the first bite of crab?
There was also a discount at that time, plus the optional package 4000, a *** 1 19800? I mentioned intelligence.
See if she is beautiful from this angle.
The beautiful sunshine shines on the car.
We chose a two-color suspended roof. Oh, this is really a car designed for young people.
Let's have a big front face. I feel round and plump [hee hee]
The taillights are also beautifully designed. Please call me the queen of the road.
The interior we chose is also a two-color match, which looks good.
Two roses, we are all a flower [hee hee] [hee hee] [hee hee]
Multifunctional buttons are very practical, such as cruising at a fixed speed and following the car automatically. For female drivers, it is also practical to bring a coach, as well as reversing images and whole car images.
Is the air conditioner aromatherapy I bought beautiful? The ten-inch screen is too high-tech. I accidentally seem to have exposed something [pride]
The main driver has a button to lift the window, but others don't. It seems that it can be added according to the rider. Which brother in the forum will take me to modify it?
Do you see it? With the cushion, the fuel consumption is only seven. Am I good at driving?
Finally realized my childhood dream, flying a plane and wearing a condom [proud]
The back row space is too big for my slim good friend.
There is enough space to open the skylight.
Skylights are optional, 4000 yuan, but there is a discount. You must add one. You can go to see the stars with my best friend in the future.
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I bought a suitcase cushion around, so I will put the gift in the future. Who will give a gift [cute]
I don't know much about this power. Who dares to race with me as a female driver? Have you forgotten what I put on the rear windshield?
After chatting for a long time, where is my best friend? Remind everyone to wear masks when going out. Who doesn't like single girlfriends with big eyes and double eyelids?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
I just look at you, look at you, look at you, give me a compliment.
It's the first time to post, and I hope the younger brothers and sisters in the forum will take the questions I don't understand in the future. Don't tow the car, I'm afraid we can't keep up with snickering.
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