Have you seen any examples of writing answers to test papers into jokes?

China’s population is relatively large, and there are many related examinations. The well-known examinations include the college entrance examination, judicial examination, postgraduate entrance examination, civil service examination, etc. They say that in a big forest there are all kinds of birds. In fact, there are many test papers and a lot of jokes. Let’s take a look at them together. No.1?

When I was in junior high school, the Chinese teacher always said before the exam, don’t leave anything blank. The math teacher always said, you should write an answer even if you don’t know how to do it. One day, when you take the Chinese test, there will be I filled in the blanks with a poem, and the topic was: "A man won't shed tears lightly, _________." I had forgotten this question even though I was thinking about it. It was about to hand in the paper, and I remembered that the teacher had said before that poetry generally pays attention to neatness, so I slowly wrote the answer to the previous sentence. Men do not shed tears lightly, while women shed tears slowly. No.2?

This is a Chinese language question. You have to write a slogan to protect flowers and plants. I thought of a sentence I didn't know where I saw, and wrote it down: Today you step on my head, and tomorrow I will plant it on your grave. Unexpectedly, the teacher gave me full marks in the end. ?No.3?

For junior high school students, there was such a question in the biology test. I racked my brains and didn’t know how to write a fill-in-the-blank question in the last edition. The question is: What is in the middle of a mammal’s body? After thinking about it, my mind got hot and I wrote the three characters "navel". I still can’t forget the way the biology teacher looked at me as if I was mentally retarded. No. 4

This was a high school Chinese language application question. It said that a certain patient’s X-ray showed a shadow, which was suspicious. It's a tumor. As a doctor, how are you going to tell him tactfully? One boy's answer was repeated to the class by the Chinese teacher of the whole grade: I can't say whether your disease is serious or not, but I will definitely become famous if I cure you. After understanding it, I felt that it was indeed very euphemistic. No.5?

In a history exam in junior high school, the question was: Who proposed the idea of ??separation of powers? Someone in the next class forgot who it was, so he began to think wildly: separation of powers, three kingdoms? Then, he thought of Cao Cao? Then he thought of Cao Mengde. Thinking of this, the guy felt that the name was a bit familiar, so he decisively filled in Montesquieu. You actually got him wrong. Are you angry or not? There was another time when I filled in the blanks in ancient poems and essays, and the title was: To solve the affairs of the king and the world, and to win fame during and after death. Complete two lines of poetry at the end. Filled in by a classmate: Laughter comes from a double-faced student, junior high school physics exam. Also, the question is: Who discovered the phenomenon of electromagnetic induction? A classmate in the next class (also taught by our teacher) filled in the name of our physics teacher. Are you saying it's a classic? No.6

In a test when I was a child, the lyrics of "Snail" were translated into reading comprehension. Question: What kind of qualities does this snail have? Correct answer: Perseverance and so on, but my first sentence is: I think he is a stupid snail, and then I argued for a long time that no matter how hard the snail climbs, the relative distance to the sky will not be shortened, and it climbed to There is nothing good in heaven. Although I wrote a lot, I honestly got 0 points. I was called a stupid snail by my mother for a long time.

The above are examples of writing test paper answers into jokes that I have seen. Welcome to add more in the comment area.