Who has some humorous advertising words and hints?

1, arrow gum, love to use arrows (arrow gum advertising language)

2. Endless riding (a motorcycle slogan)

3. A striking and striking (advertising language for an eye disease therapeutic instrument)

4. The name of the clothes is great (a clothing advertisement)

5, no stomach (a slogan of stomach medicine)

6. Be proud of drinking (a drinking slogan)

7. Taste wine (a wine advertisement)

8. Whole food beauty (hotel slogan)

9. Cough can't be delayed (a cough medicine advertisement)

10, a good wife and mother (advertising language for a washing machine)

1 1, silent mosquito (mosquito killing advertisement)

12, no inflammation in the mouth (toothpaste advertisement)

13, 100 clothes and 100 clothes (a brand-name clothing advertising language)

14, attracting people into the store (banner of high-end hotel)

15, smart people see quality (ancient bridge air conditioning advertising language)

16, amazed at the touch of curtains (advertising language of Asian computer three-dimensional animation system)

17, I didn't know Fule until I drank it.

18, Dashihua Petrochemical (Danshu Capsule Advertising Language)

19, Six Gods are taken, and the whole family has no worries (advertising slogan of toilet water with special effects of Six Gods)

20, stomach disease treatment in Sifang (Sifang stomach tablet advertising language)

2 1, China Telecom's Trinidad Sound Edge (long-distance telephone advertising language)

22. Jiali-welcome all the way (advertisement for washing powder)

23. Hemorrhoids are not old (a slogan for treating hemorrhoids drugs)

Hehe, there are many articles criticizing this kind of advertisement, thinking that it affects the purity of Chinese. I didn't expect such homework at school. . . 9 see joke: The teacher pointed to the mistakes in the math exercise book and asked chubby Xiaoming: "How to write 2 as 0?"

"Isn't there a saying in the idiom' hide 2 in zero'?" Xiaoming has a glib tongue.

The teacher laughed and shouted, "That's called stealing the clock!" " You really dare to use it indiscriminately "

Xiao Ming also argued: "It's not misuse, I have different ideas."

The teacher was very angry. He pointed to Xiaoming's instructions and said, "If you don't use your head, you will gain weight!" "

Xiao Ming laughed at himself: "What can I do? As the saying goes, stupid birds get fat first! " "

The teacher began to feel impolite and asked softly, "Why do you always tamper with idioms?"

Xiao Ming argued: "Isn't there always' no inflammation in the mouth',' no shoes to reach',' taking a bath at will' and' coughing without delay' in TV advertisements now?"

The teacher sighed after listening and was speechless.

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