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Policeman: To be honest, you must be the thief who stole the bottle.

Thief: Me?

Policeman: Of course. Who else can be a substitute?

Thief: Don't be such a snob.

Policeman: How dare you say that?

Thief: Do I look like a thief?

Policeman: Oh, who can say no?

Thief: I know what you think.

Policeman: What?

Thief: You just take me as a scapegoat because of my unique appearance.

Policeman: Yes, leave your words to the court.

Thief: I bet it's not me, or I'll die.

Policeman: Oh, really, I hope God can see it.