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Take bad gambling as the guide.

The ancients said, the head of all evil. However, I think bad gambling is the first, or gambling is a family.

I grew up in a gambling den when I was a child.

When I lived in my grandmother's house, the grandfather's house separated by a window was full of mahjong all day long. Sometimes I stay up all night and fall asleep in this noise.

Grandparents don't like gambling, which is very annoying. Often negotiate with them, usually quiet for a few days, and then relapse after a while.

No, we meet and bicker from time to time.

One billion people, 900 million people and 125 million people.

During the slack season, almost every family will gamble when they come home from school.

Four people at a table play mahjong or cards, and there are a dozen people in a row, throwing dice and having a good time.

Little me shuttles among them, confused.

What I remember most is that day, I went to a house to play with children. The door was closed and I shouted for someone to pee. Soon, a man opened the door and I took the opportunity to go in. I looked around, and the table was surrounded by a group of adults, who pushed hard into it. Oh, so they are playing dice. "1~ 2 ~ 3" and "4 ~ 5 ~ 6", the roar is getting higher and higher, the winner is excited, and the loser keeps cursing.

Suddenly, the door was kicked open and many people rushed in. Several people blocked the door, and one of them shouted, "Stop, no one is allowed to run!" " "

The people around the table robbed the money, panicked, exploded and dispersed, and desperately hid in the bedroom of the master's house, and the fairy could not run out.

I was so scared that I followed them to the bedroom. I watched the money in my hand being put under the cupboard, under the bed, under the toilet and even thrown into the oil pot. I'm afraid that money will float on the oil and sink with my hands as hard as I can.

After a while, the leader spoke: "All the children go out!" "

Like the sound of nature, I ran out.

I have heard this scene several times a year, if not personally.

Gambling and catching, catching and gambling.

Gambling is fascinating!

During the summer vacation, I was fascinated by mahjong and often watched adults play around the table. Occasionally, someone has something to leave for a while, and they kindly ask me to take his place. A teenager, if his parents know, will never allow it. But when I was a child, I was fat and stupid. Adults often make fun of me and tease me.

I am also eager to try, thinking, "What's so hard about this? Will I lose to you? " ? Hey! "

Since then, it has been out of control, and the enthusiasm for watching mahjong around the table has increased greatly.

After learning about this, parents were not happy, so they kept a calm face and prohibited prosecution. Next time, they must not let a child play mahjong for them, otherwise, the mahjong table will be overturned.

You can't go home without being reprimanded.

But I am fascinated, and I often go to see it secretly when I have nothing to do.

Once, I went to grandpa's house to watch cards. My grandfather is over 70 years old, with white beard and strong body. He is playing mahjong and there is a woman sitting next to him. She looks about 40 years old and is also a poker player. I often see her, and her biological surname should be called grandma.

I stood beside them, staring at the cards in grandpa's hand.

Looking at it, it seems that today's grandfather is uneasy and looks around, hey! Why do you always make mistakes?

My eyes unconsciously glanced under the table, only one glance, and this lifelong shadow was in my heart.

They are both sitting on the same stool. At first, they were separated, and the more they squeezed, the tighter they were, shoulder to shoulder and head to head. In this way, my grandfather's heart began to stir.

Under the table, my legs are tightly wrapped, and my grandfather's hand walks between the woman's legs. On the table, he is calm and calm. Under the table, he is full of passion.

To see the woman, staring blankly at the card, as calm as water, as if nothing had happened in this world.

Oh, my god A young girl, I stand in front of them!

Not to mention other players!

I'm not interested in watching cards anymore. I wonder how I walked home.

Later, I secretly heard adults say that the woman owed her grandfather a lot of money playing cards, and people already knew it.

In the future, I will never go to grandpa's house again.

As I get older, I see more such things. I am more confused and wary of men and women at the poker table.

These idle and flustered men and women flirt at the poker table when they have nothing to do, and frequently send autumn spinach.

In a few years, the wife of the Zhang family became the daughter-in-law of the Li family, and even the daughter-in-law of the Li family became the wife of the Zhang family. Similar events, and so on ... There are many anecdotes.

Many years ago, I met a boss because of business contacts. At that time, he was driving a BMW, talking and laughing, with bright spring and high spirits, and his career was booming.

At the end of last year, when I saw him again, I was driving an old electric donkey and suddenly met him. It was quite strange. If someone around me hadn't called "Boss Qi, I haven't seen you for years."

This just remembered who it was!

The man in front of him, with gray temples, unshaven beard, gloomy face and no voice, has not been a few years. How did he do this?

Slow down, everything is caused by my daughter's addiction to gambling.

The only daughter, who is over 40 years old, has been a wife and mother for a long time and spends a lot of money on gambling tables all day. Under the entanglement of beautiful women, a group of small fresh meat is running around. Over the past few years, her father's accumulated Jinshan Yinshan has been squandered. Coupled with usury, the door to debt collection is endless and helpless, forcing her father to sell cars and houses.

In order to help the baby daughter pay off her gambling debts and avoid jail time, Boss Qi gave everything he had. That's not true. Life suddenly returned to before liberation.

As he spoke, Boss Qi took a sip of his cigarette and kept coughing. Then he put it out slowly, cupped his chin in his hands and looked blankly out of the window.

An old man who is almost 70 years old hides all day.