"One hundred and eighty-one cups of royal wine", how many essays did Mr. Zhao Lirong write?

There are countless classic sketches and golden sentences by Zhao Lirong. Representative are:

1, how about this yellow one? I know the yellow one. This is the palace carrot. ..... Hahahaha, it's another gathering of talents, and I think it's a radish party.

2, tango, just walking. Chest out and abdomen in, legs up, pattering, tango is walking, three steps, two steps, two turns back, five steps, and then you walk. It's called tango.

3. I practice your grandmother's mouth! If I graduate from your school, I will be a kidnapper!

Cixi is the Empress Dowager who eats more than 200 dishes at a time. No way! No way! No way! I am a poor peasant of eight generations, and her composition is too high. I won't install this.

5, a cup of your appetizer, two cups of your kidney, three cups and five cups of your stomach, to ensure that your little face, white inside through red, red inside through black, black does not slip, green yum yum, blue wow, purple does not slip, pink doodle that kind of beauty.

6. Say 1000 words, say 10000 words, are not as good as a great ancestor's famous saying-delicious as jiaozi, standing as upside down.

7. In the past year, we haven't seen meat for a year. That year, we stewed a pot of ribs. Look at you. You've chewed up all your bones. I am angry that our old yellow dog barks at you.

8. I tell you, what about you? Do you know that we have a sea lamp? Hai Deng, that's my brother and I'm his sister. I'm telling you, I'm no ordinary old lady. I'm a martial arts person, so I'd better work hard for you ... Look, look, you know this leg, it's called Haizhai, and I'll take you to Shanghai with this leg.

9. Do you think we old people can find a wife if we eat well and dress well? ..... No, no, we have a higher spiritual pursuit. ..... This is called rejuvenation, old trees sprout new buds, and the golden sunset is so brilliant!

10, this package is so uncomfortable, I can't open my mouth, I can't keep up! Do you feel sick? Do you feel sick?